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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2025-05-06 19:55 [#02643231]
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pomona is a code name. he's a black guy and he introduced himself as [city name] i presume that's where he's from it fits. but i don't want to use his real thing and family guy took the obvious one with CLEVELAND and so since no black guy is from pomona this is his pseudonym for now hello.
pomona leased the scooter to my rapper so he could get to his court marbles, but then my rapper broke -- nay, maimed -- his ankle. and lost all the keys to everything. and the scooter has keys. and the scooter itself is locked in my rapper's truck trunk.
i learned all this overhearing the conversation that happened when my rapper's wife let him in the other day. i was snoozing and decided to not get involved unless she seemed like she needed backup.
approximately: rapper and pomona are friends, but... pomona's scooter is pomona's scooter and did my rapper lose the keys? supreme awkward vibes; relief as... the scooter key is actually in the bedroom! but... the scooter is locked in the car trunk! and that key is gone. and pomona is like... SHIT! FUCK! then... "i have a guy who can open the car up and..." at that point she essentially gets rid of him and i don't blame her
just now he showed up and was asking like... what is my rapper's hospital room?
this is rather confusing since i actually assumed they went to court? and if it was a doctor thing it doesn't have a hospital room why would you visit someone on a doctor's appointment?
as soon as i close the door i think: ok, yes, he just wanted to see if they were both gone. obviously. because this is a couple days later, and a couple minutes later seems like a GREAT time to take the dog out and walk by my rapper's car.
yes, he is there, with a scooter he wants to... swap? i think?
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2025-05-06 20:06 [#02643232]
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i apologize and say i was half undressed and about to get in the shower when he showed up [this was true, but the actual reason i didn't let him in is because it's not my place and i don't know him very well and etc] but yes let's just lie and be social. we take alma to pee. we smoke a joint.
i am waiting for him to ask about getting into my rapper's car. in truth? i actually don't have a problem with this so long as the truck is undamaged and all the stuff in the car that is not pomona's etc. and me watching them do the thing seems like an easy way to make sure it's gentle and just the scooter. also... i kinda want to see how they do it? i learned basic lockpicking for fun, i'm an engineer, and etc
but no we just talk about my rapper. a town car pulls up and pomona calls it: yes, it's my rapper and his wife returning. he says hello and says return my calls yo and nothing really scooter-y is discussed. my rapper apologizes and says he's on lots of medications and that's impeding his return calls and he's inside and pomona basically peaces out immediately at that point.
a bit later i am taking alma out for a poop, and... as we come back... she's acting like that car is a person she knows? interesting. we have to get closer to throw her party bag in the dumpster anyways. as i do, the car pulls off... could it have been pomona, lurking...?
i feel like this whole thing is bound to have some sort of ending worthy of a follow-up post so i'm posting the post for the follow-up post to follow-up. because TO BE CONTINUED
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