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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-01-29 14:05 [#02632191]
Points: 6259 Status: Lurker
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one where i'm not psychotic and/or wasted. go!
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it's widely and commonly known my rhymes are hydroponically grown the end is nigh, fuck yr seratonin supply i'm doper meaning fly, neurotransmitter lullaby others spitters start to stumble and cry i turn astrolite into astroglide cos i'm sicker than a chinese virus spittin mucus at the useless and saliva at the spineless fartknocker, i bring the art proper yr best shit's beta like a blocker my stick figure's feelin supercool, truly i'm drinkin a liquid helium smoothie needin beats that're chunky like stay puft and please don't hit me up on facebook heads, shoulders, knees and toes you can't compete with one of these flows fuck ya parrot rap, i'll smack you out ya maga cap bringin fire like a gas tap, armed like octopus crept from a sarcophagus, blood thicker than treacle feelin my heart coughin dust n particles of evil me of all people, as a pacifist it hurts me to hurt you but i'm teachin ya what rappin is i swing a padlock in a sock stoned like scissors, blunted on the rock flippin you the bird cos i'm flyer than the whole flock crazy like a fox, more cuckoo than yr grandfather's clock heavy on the flac or the vinyl i bring the tension like a black ball final somebody slit my corpus collosum open i think in two minds, yr hopin that i'm jokin say i'll stripe you with a ladyshave razor the charming stranger, quark to a quasar my focus is a misaligned laser mr misanthropic but hot like hot topic yr shit's a con like panoptic bitch i think it's time that yr gettin the dropkick
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2024-01-29 16:54 [#02632192]
Points: 1780 Status: Regular
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I'm a racist! There ain't no other way I be saying this. It's unequivocal. Don't step outside your mosque when I'm in control of a vehicle.
Refugees, NGOs, you all know where y'all can go. I'm intolerant, non-compliant, my blood pressure's a miracle of science.
On X, formerly Twitter, I be like Sam Hyde but fitter I deconstruct your thesis on the shitter I am white, low-income, tight and embittered.
Gender! Don't test me. I know the difference between a bird and a bender. Sure, claim to be a woman when you're up in court, but maybe leave out muscling in on girls'sports PEACE!
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Tony Danza
from Sesame Street on 2024-01-29 17:13 [#02632193]
Points: 3466 Status: Lurker | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02632192
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I don't suppose the other Racists have had a word with you about (((who))) is flooding your country with brown folks, making the frogs gay, the girls nonbinary, and the movies woke?
You seemed more interested in that before you were sleeping with the enemy.
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-01-29 19:49 [#02632195]
Points: 6259 Status: Lurker
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i'm sicker than mortality rates on phone speaker with next to no bass or soundsystem bringin plaster down ask around, i got that power to astound class clown, where's he from, what's he up to? believe me this aint a run through i'll run up and mug yr mum before i mug you off with the phlegm in my cough imaginary skeng in my waistband, execute wasteman send you to the wasteland, t.s. eliot where's that weed? cos i think i'm smellin it anybody know who's sellin it? must be psychosomatic, i'm so erratic mind full of benzos and static all ya little fish in big ponds can bite me cash the bong and pass it on politely say parrumpa-pum-pum to yr brain pan little funky drummer boy hijacked yr brain scan aren't we gettin disrespectful? "wait is he shittin me? got to be a leg pull" one corona two corona three corona, loads fully fuck yr fake funerary flows
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-01-29 20:26 [#02632196]
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shoppin at waitrose or poppin the H, bros? unclear diction, rescript my benzos going back to bed for a quick doze six hours later i still got the sick flows the spins kicked in, yeah i get those kicked the bucket and sampled it for a kick drum now what happens? i'm a bit dumb something something blah blah fuck yr bitch mum i'm inappropriate, i told ya desecrating the grave of the unknown soldier this shit's largely over i'm maserati, you're a broken skoda put down the chalice, hold onto yr ballast lysergic rabbithole, i travel after alice hit you at the deeley plaza in dallas believe me, galaxies dangle in the balance this fruit juice is too sugary, i'm fucked up to buggery bubbles in my vein and lungs full of pleurisy crypto AG made my security this sorcerer's apprentice sensed neural perjury they wanna talk, i want em in the morgue poppin eyes out with a plastic fork limpin as i walk, still jumpy in withdrawal nooses give, guns aren't lawful unclicked the hyperlinks, face like the sphinx now i'm off to catch another 400 winks
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2024-01-29 21:06 [#02632197]
Points: 1780 Status: Regular | Followup to Tony Danza: #02632193
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I know me going out with a Jew upsets you, and to be honest I only do it in order to wind you and Big up.
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-01-29 21:18 [#02632198]
Points: 6259 Status: Lurker
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y'all tossers can't seem to reach the colossus come on my hippety hoppers get walking like a zombie on the ket hail fellow well met, and yet, and yet genuine offensive like the tet scummy skullfucker, yr mum wants it up her buttplugger, i'll plug ya with a blunderbuss i'm higher than all of the himalayas stacked up under us i overdose and pause to smell the roses belb causes megaton explosives, best know this i'm seein via gaslight, zilty geeks hang tight all gettin lachrymose wankin into pantyhose i'm snackin on some eggy toast and that's frankly how it goes if it'll come to blows i'm half porcupine marking the waterline underneath yr nostril dippin into hog swill you overestimate my goodwill i suddenly got a curious notion feel like obelix crawlin out the cauldron of potion so when you reach the secret lair i'll fix you with a steely stare, leave you in a wheelchair anythin waist down? wasteman will no longer feel there oh and that isn't even yr real hair
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-01-29 21:45 [#02632199]
Points: 6259 Status: Lurker
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let's get degraded only chased the dragon so i can say that i slayed it yr shit is weaksauce, hp lovecraft nurse? i'm ready for a sponge bath it's the wanker from lubyanka calling smersh cursin as i drive a pink hearse in reverse i'm the worst and there's a few to choose from find a bible you can shoot yr splooge on why signal virtue? let's get ripped like rizla think i won't hurt you? yr a turkey like twizzler hate in all forms must hit it's target i'm still gettin bombed like carpet crusty loop digger on a mish who's got the pellets, who's on the switch? who's still wishin boris was dead in a ditch? i tapped the cable at bude now yr screwed GCHQ'd, got yr picture in the nude snorted til i saw aborted babies causing symptoms of rabies in young ladies' labias, what's the plague's kill radius stay with us and take a quick breath, this is gigadeath and we're nowhere near finished yet
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-01-29 21:59 [#02632200]
Points: 6259 Status: Lurker
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bored of reefer, got my lean in a beaker proceed to put my feet through the speaker i'm schizo n skint but appealing, dancing on the ceiling once more with feeling, it's not samplin, i'm stealin if e is mc cubed i'm yr dude drank my benefits, pennies left for food so quel surprise if i'm crawlin on my knees no surprise, i'm not feeling nice guys codeine got me itching like the fleas eyes diseased, red like laboratory mice now eating half peas n half rice with vegan beef n smoked gouda, sold my computer stole 4 frames from abraham zapruder empires are falling off like hans gruber got sarin comin under yr draft excluder VX next unless ya cut me a cheque like the wu said, best protect ya neck i'm only awake cos i haven't yet slept watchin shadows creep til they've crept bad dancer with a double dose of cancer heard a murmur as i pushed the art further private numbers? they never get an answer blood curdles as i plan my own murder behead the bosses, nail em to crosses gosh, it's the poshes v ghillies and galoshes sick stoners break bones with heavy coshes yr shit won't stick but we'll make sure it backwashes and fuck yr rap schemes, i'll hit you with cat memes u can't haz cheezburger, know what that means? i'm lightning in a bottle, full throttle munchin jam butty and drinkin frobscottle oversharing's broke my ball bearings jog on ya damn dutty snot gobble, i'm so uncarings
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-01-29 22:30 [#02632201]
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i'm free range, the baby in the manger then i get shitfaced, crash a plane with a laser pen know i'm sick but i keep washin my hands man black hoodie up like an inverse klansman pacifist but yr in all kinds of trouble my tongue is the acidest, the path is this talk set to double, bong set to bubble hella clones murmur murder into megaphones me? mephistopheles so gimme proper green and a system to be rockin please abort the birth of earth in the sunrays i've done worse, usually in dumb ways long pause then it's all so tasty let you get yr breath back, maybe you can racebait me i'll flick you off like a rogue bogey it's not even like you know me i'm yr alpha if yr into alphabetizing but how about some poetry not dicksizing wanna give that dick a pull? cos bitch yr a little dull when i'm analytical it's the sickest of mission critical madman monday, injected every tuesday times four bad lad to mess with, truesay times more the truth hurts, nature of the truth eh, eh oh, aww tubby custard up yr noo noos yallses doesn't cut the mustard, sorry froo froos say b to the elbow drop got to make the lyrical leng go pop but leng man down? man look around yr shit's ten a penny, it's all round town yr a clown can't step to me, can't go up against belbulon what was that and what the hell you on? it's b to the e to the l to the b again crack a brewski and guzzle like a pelican curses on yr residence, i'm shiva with a cleaver eloquence to delete a nonbeliever i trained my brain while i was steaming like a cleaner shit, now i can't remember my real name either
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Tony Danza
from Sesame Street on 2024-01-29 22:47 [#02632202]
Points: 3466 Status: Lurker | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02632197
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...
...I mean, there's living rent free in your head, and then there's this, where you also give me a fully stocked wet bar and a daily massage with a happy ending.
OK!
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Tony Danza
from Sesame Street on 2024-01-29 22:48 [#02632203]
Points: 3466 Status: Lurker
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belb I'm sorry, your album now has comedy sketches between tracks
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-01-29 22:56 [#02632204]
Points: 6259 Status: Lurker | Followup to Tony Danza: #02632203
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nah it's good any good hip hop album has its skits
who is my hype man, what what
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2024-01-30 15:55 [#02632210]
Points: 39507 Status: Lurker
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I typed some stuff into Snap chat AI and it gave me some dribble lol
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-02-22 00:03 [#02632781]
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pardon? oh they're buried in the back garden daughter molesterin, left a corpse festerin go getter now detained at her majesty's pleasure took the queen's gambit, smokey is the bandit time to burn and evadcuate yr brainpan quicklime for murderin mates and every main man nonchalant? try minus one chalant, honestly responsibly bombed is my policy precog precursors, leavin earth is the worst if bliss turns to guilt accursed mother's milk from the teat we eat the cheese and the meat startin over from carcinoma mental to the limit caulfield holdin it together like a rivet what's life? i forgot to live it take aim, sarkier than daria and jane who's to blame, i maintain composure loaded on the doja hydro grown and hydrocodone bowl packed, i act unbalanced suck my phallus no malice just a hq addict dot wav dot flac dot m4a smoke all day on disability pay soundrec dot exe, i can like mexi mr mushycaps is not mr moneybags but see who be gunnin that pedal to the metal first i divert you straight to my honeytrap temple ball now i'm ten feet tall fuck y'all off the wall i'm like humpty comin outta my shell aint any numpty gonna rap so well oh and much love to cafe oto if you didn't now you do know gimme that new flow still numero uno, where'd my cleanup crew go?
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mermaidman
on 2024-02-22 10:12 [#02632784]
Points: 8046 Status: Regular
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one two one two i'm a jew now just cause i wore a kippah did i read the torah? bro i'm not even circumcised i'm dating a jewish "bird" so now all israelis are my mishpocha
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mermaidman
on 2024-02-22 10:31 [#02632785]
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oh btw i don’t like africans but i listen to drexciya
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mermaidman
on 2024-02-22 10:57 [#02632786]
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did you see how i rhymed them all? immigration has taken its toll
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mermaidman
on 2024-02-22 14:12 [#02632788]
Points: 8046 Status: Regular
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all homo eyes on me i'm not going to give away my anal virginity
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