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how much do they charge for these jesus candles? i bet they make a mint |
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i've come up with my business model Riced Out Condolences (a wholly-owned subsidiary of Riced Out Industries) will sell mark'd-up normal candles with a sticker of jesus on it at bodega cash registers. Next to these will be blank candles for 1/10 the price that no one will buy On the Riced Out Condolences website it will go on about how fine our candles are and then get into the part, "the most loving thing to do is buy one of our cheap-ass at-cost candles and make a custom work of art to just abandon on a street memorial to get eventually cleaned up because this is a loving sacrifice of your own time left on spaceship earth" and donate a dollar a candle to a charity that is christian but ultimately functional; i dunno some doctors in africa thing Because. On the ground. everyone is looking at everyone else, and: "how much is it appropriate for me to spend on a jesus candle? because i'll look bad if i'm too cheap but i'll also look like an ass if i spend way too much" and then they will pick a dollar amount and buy whatever jesus candle costs that and the candle costs 5% of what they paid for it Making a point of "here's the actual right thing to do, we offer this option too" and then profiting on how people will just sprint past it |
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the red bird candle probably got some shade like driving a car that is just obnoxiously over-flash. you know? |
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