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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-01-21 21:57 [#02624450]
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no, wait, i said that wrong

pooperbowel

shit that's still not right

is this incorrect football thing relevant to anyone? every
year i find myself betting on the ads rather than the
sports... even still, this year, it feels like: already? so
feels like this one will be a bit of an economic whiff for
those dependent on the sports pig trough. or not; i could be
totally wrong. just feeling an icy wind and wondering where
others' feelings are at


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-01-21 22:00 [#02624451]
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i feel like we live in a world that is deeply nostalgic for
the bud.weis.er. frogs and is on the edge of their seat;
praying for an ad campaign that can hold a candle to that
one. a forever dis.app.ointed. world


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-01-21 22:07 [#02624453]
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i only ever drink beer off tap at a bar, these days, if they
have a good one. i never ever buy it at home anymore. the
10's, i tried a ridiculous number of craft beers, then
just... fuck, i'm over it. i've had every sort of beer
possible many times, and sorry, i think i actually prefer
wine now?

but, like i said -- a good beer, on tap, sure. you can call
me back, for a moment. then, though, they were out of the
beer i wanted about a month ago; i said, "oh i'll try this
pilsner"

and just horrible memories flooding back of lite beer. fuck
pilsner. when people talk about "piss water" that is, i
think, the german translation of pilsner.

and every beer advertised on the pooperbowel is like: bud
light, busch lite, alcohol-free heineken. what was that bit
from blue velvet? "Heineken? Fuck that shit. PABST. BLUE.
RIBBON" and it's absolutely nothing to do with that movie,
it's just on point, PBR is the only beer of that sewage
level that i can vaguely tolerate. like, have one to be
polite. do you have any water? it's stronger


 


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