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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-01-06 14:28 [#02623841]
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in 2014, i feel like there's a track name in this
somewhere. that something's gone horribly wrong with zumba;
that it's like... zumba accident? too plain. zumba wound?
no, that's alright, but it needs to be more serious. zumba
casualty? too abstract. zumba infarction? too silly.

that this has been bothering me since 2014. not, like,
constantly... i just find myself thinking about it
sometimes.

zumba laceration, right, that's a new one. but it
makes no sense. and it's not terribly great. that i
genuinely suspect it's some technical medical term i read
once 15 years ago and all i've left of it is like... a hash
representation of the genuine object; stored parameters that
indicate something here fits, but... word not found.

one day


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2023-01-06 21:44 [#02623895]
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you know it's a workout thing, right? my mum has zumba dvds


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-01-06 22:06 [#02623897]
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yes. it was blowing up in 2014. that huge black guy was
huge. i think he blew up in some huge scandal but may be
mis-overremembering

that i know, exactly. it's like pilates; it's that sort of
white mom shit. but it's gone horribly wrong. there's a...
zumba tragedy? zumba mishap? zumba incident? zumba wound
sounds nice but it's solving a separate problem


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-01-06 22:07 [#02623898]
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there's 1/5 of a track in ableton live i'll never get back
to because plugins windows xp etc. and i actually DGAF about
that i just still pick at this unsolved name problem
sometimes


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-01-06 22:14 [#02623899]
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no i'm conflating that with billy tai-bo

but that's just undeniable proof i knew exactly what i was
getting into when i got on the zumba tip


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-01-06 22:17 [#02623901]
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"zumba accident" is like "this is the vector i want but i
need the right word"

and reiterating -- after this long, that i haven't found it,
it's got to be some really specific medical term i read once
or twice years ago. because i have a good number of words on
tap and none, so far, have cut it. open to suggestions


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-01-06 22:20 [#02623902]
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zumba dislocation. right direction, but no. i could go on.
instead i think i'll try to go do something actually useful.


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2023-01-06 22:26 [#02623903]
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zumba clap?
million meanings in that one

zumba fling,
zumba kurschatten,
or any slang term for a person you hit on in a specific
group of people, "kurschatten" is for someone you hit it
with in rehab.
its ... ek.so..tick


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-01-06 22:46 [#02623904]
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i can't help myself. momentum. suddenly brain is all

zumba prolapse

utterly hilarious, but no, darn, that's still not it.

i guess i should note that not figuring it out doesn't pain
me or anything. if i'm bored i always find a new one to send
myself into giggles


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-01-06 22:58 [#02623905]
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my feeling -- because, i dunno, it is a feeling? kind of
like a leash tugging me? or, more technically, probably a
tensor

my feeling is that it needs to be something like "cytokine
storm" combing with "zumba" -- stupid and absurd and
irrelevant and deadly serious, and darn it; zumba strikes
again

but no. i need one punchy word after zumba, and "cytokine
storm" is busy off being a Darude song. it's not the thing i
want but it's an example of the sort of thing i want.

and the way it always winds up -- it's like a very drawn out
grandma moment. once i hear it, i'll be like "...oh, yes,
that's it, it was on the tip of my tongue, thanks"

i have an idea how i got like this about words, but it would
require too many to explain


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-01-06 23:08 [#02623906]
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zumba defibrillator; zumba contagion. totally different vibe


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-01-06 23:14 [#02623907]
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rinsing search engines now; typing's no challenge


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-01-06 23:38 [#02623908]
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continued

is there a game in this, perhaps? like, can we score it? can
anyone else land a single search query with that level of
pure salad? thx


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-01-06 23:41 [#02623909]
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query revealed

i was tired of the bastard returning Generic Crap when i'm
searching for Specific Bullshit and, alright buddy, i'm
going to make you remember what altavista felt like, i am
about to feed you the worst jungian fragments of not-words.
and i've succeeded and goodnight


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-01-07 04:15 [#02623910]
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HORNÝ ZEMPLÍN A JEHO ŠTRUKTÚRA OKRESNEJ ÚROYriE


 


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