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luzid
from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 14:32 [#00192187]
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hi there.
i am working as a trainee in some computer company and.. they are close to kick me out, because i always come late, or pretend to be ill..
but today, i brought stupidity to a whole new level: i came at 12:00 (normal time would be 9:00) and said, i was seeing the doctor, so i am coming at 12:00.
of course i was NOT at some doctor, but at home. sleeping.
the problem is, that my boss wants to see a confirmation from the doc now.
yep. and now i will have to tell him, that i lied to him. and they will probably kick me out. congratulate me ;)
luzid
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Tasos
from Athens (Greece) on 2002-04-24 14:33 [#00192191]
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truth is nice. if he doesn't accept your apologies tell him "fuck you" and leave
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lctroboy
from Borås (Sweden) on 2002-04-24 14:34 [#00192195]
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Ohhhh... that will bad one mad boss.
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Fernz
from A Scottish Wanker (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-24 14:35 [#00192196]
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I hate my boss.
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lctroboy
from Borås (Sweden) on 2002-04-24 14:35 [#00192198]
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i really can't write today. can i.... i hoped this time i would write something right. but i didn't.
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lctroboy
from Borås (Sweden) on 2002-04-24 14:35 [#00192199]
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i build sentences like a drunk who can't even spell.
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Tasos
from Athens (Greece) on 2002-04-24 14:36 [#00192200]
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I don't have a boss. I will never have a boss. I have lots of work to do...
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KEN
from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-24 14:36 [#00192201]
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why congratulate? i fucking hate having to go to work in fact there arent many people i know who enjoy getting up for the misery of work but we still have to. besides-you should be grateful-
a) that you have a job b) you are a trainee-you may not enjoy your job, it may not be what you want right now but at least for the time being YOU have prospects.
sorry mate but it hardly deserves respect...
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numbplant
from st- jérôme québec (Canada) on 2002-04-24 14:37 [#00192203]
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ive actually have a shit load of medical bills of all sorts my friend stolle a few pads when he was last there
pretty handy im always late to school but i guess it wouldt be as effective at work??
yah honesty is al right to
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luzid
from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 14:39 [#00192209]
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tasos: well, normally i would go to my boss, tell him that i am a little bit mentally ill (which is true).
so, noone believes me that i feel bad, so i have to make up stories like "i was seeing the doctor".. but..
i think he _will_ kick me out. and that would be bad, because i will finish my trainee in 2 months.. and getting fired 2 months before finish, is really bad ;)
plus, my mother will kill me ;) i think i will bring all my music equipment, computers, and other stuff to a friends house, so i can leave home for some months if it gets too weird there..
ah damn, i suck ;)
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luzid
from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 14:40 [#00192212]
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ken: "congratulate me" was meant in an ironic way.
luzid
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Tasos
from Athens (Greece) on 2002-04-24 14:42 [#00192215]
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I am pretty mentally ill and I just want to hold on to it. When will I ever be mentally ill again? so its great being mentally ill!!! :-)
Except this, some people need to be losers as well!!!
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Co-existence
from Bergen (Norway) on 2002-04-24 14:43 [#00192218]
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Cheer up! Thats the story of my life, Luzid! Tell your boss that you will try to get the confirmation as soon as possible, and then wait till he forgets about it. Or you could go to the doctors tonight and get a confirmation then!
So you're not really employed there then?
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Tasos
from Athens (Greece) on 2002-04-24 14:45 [#00192220]
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I'm a researcher in a uni and i'm pretty fucked up. I have called the dean assistant an asshole twice and almost every member of the staff hates me!!! Its sooo great!!! :-)))))))
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luzid
from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 14:46 [#00192223]
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co-existence: i am employed here as a trainee, which means that i am working here for three years and then i can call myself a programmer and get a real job.
and yes, i think i will do that: tell him i will get the confirmation and then do nothing. but i don't know if that works.
i think, this time he's not willing to be cheated :/
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mortsto-x
from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2002-04-24 14:47 [#00192224]
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Go to the docter. He'll give you one. And don't use this tactic in the future...
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Tasos
from Athens (Greece) on 2002-04-24 14:47 [#00192225]
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there is a fine line between some things you can do and some things you can't. I have just erased this line and its fucking amazing!!!!! I feel like a HUMAN!!!!!!
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luzid
from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 14:49 [#00192229]
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tasos: i am not unfriendly, i am just weird (i don't talk to anybody and i look like i am stoned), and i always come late or don't come at all :/
and yes, they hate me, too.
but that's not the point. i hate them, too. and i don't really need that job. if they fire me, i can always work in some supermarket or whatever.. but my mom will kick me out, so i will have to live at a friends house or.. in the streets ;)
luzid
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Tasos
from Athens (Greece) on 2002-04-24 14:52 [#00192235]
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Savatage - Gutter Ballet still remains one of the gretest vinyls I've got.
Well luzid, even if you are brilliant in your work they will still hate you. So the result is the same. About your mother, I sure respect this.
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luzid
from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 14:53 [#00192240]
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mortsto: no, he won't. because: my boss wants a piece of paper, with the following text:
"mr. luzid has been seeing mee between 11:00 and 12:30 today.
dr. zoidberg, 24.4.2002"
so, if i go to the doctor now, he will only give me a paper with the wrong timestamp.
i have two choices:
a) tell the truth, that i am always feeling bad, so i stay home or come late
b) tell "i will get that paper" and then hope, my boss will forget that.
both are not really satisfying :/
so, please vote:
[ ] tell truth [ ] wait until he forgets
;)
luzid
luzid
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map
from mülligen (Switzerland) on 2002-04-24 14:54 [#00192243]
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deine zukunft hängt davon ab, tönt scheisse, iss aber so, verpetz dein ruf ned... sondern peppel ihn auf, komm pünktlich und arbeite mal, frag nicht wies mir hier geht...
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Tasos
from Athens (Greece) on 2002-04-24 14:55 [#00192245]
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ok i have a good solution. Go to a doctor and take a paper writing these words. Then go to your boss and tell him 'i have your paper here, but its a face one. I was really at home sleeping'
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Tasos
from Athens (Greece) on 2002-04-24 14:56 [#00192246]
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fake i meant
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luzid
from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 14:56 [#00192248]
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map: naja in 2 monaten bin ich ja fertig. das problem ist halt echt, dass ich jetzt in ner sackgasse bin. ich MUSS irgendwas machen, und die gefahr, jetz gekickt zu werden ist ziemlich gross.
und zukunft: nee, ich werd schon nicht verhungern.
and why are the only german speaking guys here from swizerland? ;)
luzid
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luzid
from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 14:57 [#00192249]
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tasos: a mix of two bad solutions does not make one good solution :)
luzid
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mortsto-x
from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2002-04-24 14:57 [#00192250]
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Luzid: Go to the doctor and explain the situation. Tell him you're feeling depressed. And if you get fired, everything will get worse. I bet you will get the note, your boss wants to read.
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luzid
from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 14:58 [#00192253]
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mortsto: uh.. i don't know if any doctor will do that :/ it's not that i am living in a simpsons world, where all doctors are idiots ;)
luzid
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numbplant
from st- jérôme québec (Canada) on 2002-04-24 14:59 [#00192254]
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i would go with the truth but i know myself to much and i know i would end up waiting and get caugh and invent something about highway traffic cats died flat wheel or something like that
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map
from mülligen (Switzerland) on 2002-04-24 15:00 [#00192256]
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mach noch einmal ne notlüge und geh zum arzt und hol die bestätigung, danach fängst du noch mal von vorne an, komm einfach pünktlich wie jeder normale andere angestellte auch, und arbeite...
btw.: i'm not the only german speaking guy here, haukur, sine707 and others are from germany... ;)>
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Tasos
from Athens (Greece) on 2002-04-24 15:00 [#00192257]
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go to your boss, who is tired with all your excuses all the time, and tell him 'I'm bored with telling you excuses and I'm also really sick of having to apologise too. What can we do?'
nahhh bad solution
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luzid
from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 15:04 [#00192261]
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map: ja nee, ich habn dachschaden und kann daher nicht vernünftig arbeiten. ausserdem hasse ich hier alles und jeden und hab daher auch gar kein bock.
ist halt nur ne blöde situation, wenn man mich deswegen zu hause rausschmeisst und so ;)
luzid
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luzid
from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 15:05 [#00192262]
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tasos: if he was cool, i could really do that.
but bosses are not cool, they are old fag pigs.
luzid
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map
from mülligen (Switzerland) on 2002-04-24 15:08 [#00192265]
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red mit deinem chef, sag ihm, dass es nich das richtige sei hier, diskutier mit ihm darüber was neues zu finden, vielleicht hilft er dir, ne lösung zu finden, was ich auch glaube, sonst iss es ja n'deftiges arschloch. ne freundin von mir wurde von der bide geholfen, weil sies nimemr aushielt, eigentlich sollte das jeder betrieb machen, red einfach mit ihm, soo schlimm kanns ned kommen... red mit deiner mutter, dass du was neues suchst bzw. schon dran bist (ich würd sofort damit anfangen, hockst vor nem computer mit i.net)
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map
from mülligen (Switzerland) on 2002-04-24 15:09 [#00192266]
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von der bude bei der sie geschafft hatte mein ich
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KEN
from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-24 15:10 [#00192267]
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aaahhh-apologies luzid. no offense intended mate just airing me views. :)-3
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luzid
from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 15:13 [#00192269]
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map: was neues finden geht ja nicht, weil ich in 2 monaten die abschlussprüfung habe. ich sitz jetzt eh nur noch hier rum und mach nichts wirkliches. ich kann nur hoffen, dass die ein auge zudrücken, was aber schwer ist, wenn ich den typen ja ANGELOGEN habe.
luzid
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lctroboy
from Borås (Sweden) on 2002-04-24 15:15 [#00192273]
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well. it looks as if i have a new, temporary pic.
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helios
from Zürich (Switzerland) on 2002-04-24 15:15 [#00192275]
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entweder du lügst dich durch, oder du führst ein gespräch indem du die wahrheit sagst und vielleicht eine letzte Chance erhählst. Es wäre schade
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luzid
from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 15:17 [#00192278]
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helios: durchlügen geht ja nicht, weil ich nen scheiss zettel brauche auf dem steht dass ich beim arzt war. so nen zettel kann ich mir auch mit noch so viel lügen nicht selbst erschaffen. ;)
luzid
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sine707
from Frankfurt (Germany) on 2002-04-24 15:19 [#00192280]
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dann geh doch JETZT einfach zum arzt... vielleicht ist es ja noch nicht zu spät...
hi, übrigens! :)
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KEN
from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-24 15:19 [#00192281]
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is that you ictro boy? or is it bruce lee??
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map
from mülligen (Switzerland) on 2002-04-24 15:19 [#00192283]
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dann hol den verdammten zettel beim arzzt oder sags ihm, dass du gelogen hast, es gibt keinen anderen ausweg mehr, bekämpf dein inneres schwein und entscheide dich zwischen diesen beiden möglichkeiten...
hallo helios übrigens, goiles pic heh ;)
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luzid
from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 15:20 [#00192286]
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sine: hi. frankfurt ist schoen, da bin ich letztens _aus versehen_ gewesen :)
und zum arzt: nein das geht nicht, die schreiben einem nen zettel mit der genauen uhrzeit, wann man da war. und ich brauch einen von heute, 11:00-12:30.
luzid
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map
from mülligen (Switzerland) on 2002-04-24 15:21 [#00192287]
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luzid, du hast verloren, guck ihm in seine verrotzten faltigen schweineaugen und sags ihm....
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luzid
from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 15:21 [#00192288]
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map: ist in arbeit.
ich denke nach. :)
luzid
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map
from mülligen (Switzerland) on 2002-04-24 15:22 [#00192290]
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sine hey! haukur schon feierabend gemacht ?
gruss
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sine707
from Frankfurt (Germany) on 2002-04-24 15:24 [#00192292]
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nee, der reckt und streckt sich gerade gegenüber von mir, macht ab und zu komische geräusche (möfz)... ;)
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haukur
from Frankfurt (Germany) on 2002-04-24 15:24 [#00192294]
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*röhr*
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map
from mülligen (Switzerland) on 2002-04-24 15:25 [#00192298]
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*lach
sag ihm er soll das mal mit den süssigkeiten und lakritz zeugs da lassen, tut ihm glaub ich ned so gut ;)
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haukur
from Frankfurt (Germany) on 2002-04-24 15:27 [#00192300]
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ich hab heut keine einzige lakritze angerührt *g*
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