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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-21 06:17 [#02611015]
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great big juicy ones



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-21 06:43 [#02611023]
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my brain generates a histogram

Farts :: 43% : fits recent board precedent
Tracks:: 30% : actually a usual topic
Cocks :: 25% : lol
Gushers Candy : 2% He's too British


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-21 06:44 [#02611024]
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cocks arses and tits, and wanking tits mechanically on a
wanking winch


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-21 06:45 [#02611025]
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Fundament is a good word, and orifice too



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-21 06:49 [#02611026]
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examination of the royal fundament with Rory Magrath,
channel 5 7:45


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-21 06:53 [#02611027]
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i actually feel like i can't objectively compare the two. i
learned orifice, i think, through either BOFH or l0pht.
like, i had to look it up for one of those two. and, oh,
lol

but, fundament -- i think it was the register, god bless
them -- that turned me on to that word, finally, two or
three years ago, with the phrase, "...disappearing up their
own fundament," or such

and this time, i am not 14; much older. and i deeply
appreciate this new ability in my ability to express myself;
a fundamental upgrade

maybe if i'd not learned orifice until now it'd have been
much more significant. but, gut hunch, fundament is a much
more monumental word


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-21 06:54 [#02611028]
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anyways, now this thread is clearly goatse-based.
cannot believe i missed it thus far.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-21 06:54 [#02611029]
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it's just so gapingly obvs


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-21 07:02 [#02611030]
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I mean its only a matter of time before they have a reality
show looking up Z list celebrities arseholes isnt it


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-21 07:03 [#02611031]
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yeah words like Fundament I have a hard time imagine
someone with an american accent saying that


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-21 07:04 [#02611032]
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Danny Dyer's colonoscopy calamities


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-21 08:53 [#02611035]
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harry potter and the horrific orifice


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-21 09:13 [#02611036]
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Harry Potter and the pube of destiny


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-21 09:13 [#02611037]
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LAZY_TITLE

I don't usually like these 8 bit covers or whatever but this
ones really well done


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-21 12:41 [#02611038]
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starring russelldüst's anus as the horrific orifice



 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-21 12:43 [#02611039]
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russelldüst's anus starring as the horrific orifice


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-21 14:15 [#02611040]
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Rusty had a nice new anus installed earlier this year


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-21 14:31 [#02611041]
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a regenerative pinch nozzle sphincter with built in autowipe


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-21 15:22 [#02611042]
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in the future having a REAL anus will be in much demand on
grindr


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-21 17:51 [#02611043]
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btw how is big juicy tracks a usual topic?


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-21 17:53 [#02611044]
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anyone ever called a track big juicy before?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-21 19:17 [#02611045]
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don't think so, sounds like a Luke Vibert album


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-21 20:49 [#02611046]
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really they should have called that site bum hole
finder



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-21 20:53 [#02611047]
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"our advanced AI algorithm matches a bumhole of
choice
to your bell end via 50 user defined attributes"


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-21 20:58 [#02611048]
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"or take the bumhole lucky dip a simple press of a
button and a random rusty sheriff's badge will be dispatched
to you, next day delivery by Hermes currier." P.S you will
have to empty you anus of any lodged packing peanuts before
insertion


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-21 20:59 [#02611049]
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actually just call it the fundament factory


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-21 21:01 [#02611050]
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lol


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-22 03:39 [#02611053]
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that sounds like java


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-22 03:41 [#02611054]
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class Factory
class FactoryFactory
class FundamentFactory
class FundamentFactoryFactory


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-22 03:59 [#02611056]
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haha


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-22 06:53 [#02611058]
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new algorithm to iterate up own behind with unprecedented
O(n)


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-22 07:26 [#02611059]
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anus array



 


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