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mimosa party
 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-13 00:42 [#02610698]
Points: 7225 Status: Regular



guys can we make a mimosa party and drink mimosas in tiny
bikinis


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-13 00:44 [#02610699]
Points: 30221 Status: Addict



LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-13 00:47 [#02610700]
Points: 7225 Status: Regular



you can also lick the mimosa off of your friend's belly
button if you like


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-13 00:49 [#02610701]
Points: 30221 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02610700



im imagining everyone swanning about in white polka dot
bikinis and beards


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-13 00:50 [#02610702]
Points: 30221 Status: Addict



women strictly verboten


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-13 00:51 [#02610703]
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wearing bikini bottom won't be comfortable but it will be
worth it


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-13 00:54 [#02610704]
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just a purple feather boa, a G-string made out of purple
artificial pearls and those huge stilettos made out of
transparent plastic with glitter in them


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-13 00:56 [#02610705]
Points: 30221 Status: Addict



LAZY_TITLE

we could get Den Harrow as our opening act doing a
suggestive strip tease


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-13 00:58 [#02610706]
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oh he is a wild boy


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-13 00:59 [#02610707]
Points: 30221 Status: Addict



This is all very illuminati, Umbroman as the human buffet,
like sushi and canapés sort of artfully arranged over his
prone corp..i mean body


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-13 01:00 [#02610708]
Points: 30221 Status: Addict



Rusty on his dildo throne, stroking Babu like Blofeld


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-13 01:00 [#02610709]
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LOL! eat the canepes before umbroman does!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-13 01:04 [#02610710]
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he will be stuffed with walnuts and dove pate, over a huge
rotisserie fuelled by burning dollars, like KLF times 10,
babu in a little wheel powering it all


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-13 05:52 [#02610716]
Points: 18476 Status: Addict



i only drink mimosas while eating bacon, eggs, and pork
breakfast sausage at the jewish deli. i need something
stronger than orange juice. i guess they're allowed to cook
it up for someone else, but not eat it? sort of like an
amish gent scheduling a limo by driving his horse over to
the limo company, except, instead... no, shit, this metaphor
is crap. thank you for reading my post


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-13 23:13 [#02610733]
Points: 7225 Status: Regular



guys pour the mimosa over my boobies and suck it


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-13 23:21 [#02610734]
Points: 30221 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02610733



babysham enema


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-13 23:29 [#02610737]
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did you know that babycham was invented by francis SHOWERING


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-13 23:34 [#02610738]
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while in the shower? he frothed his own dandelion lemonade?
and drank it


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-13 23:35 [#02610739]
Points: 7225 Status: Regular



we should make a fountain of it where people can lie in it
and open their mouths


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-13 23:37 [#02610741]
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yes he has naughty in his blood


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-13 23:39 [#02610742]
Points: 30221 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02610739



That's what they do in the Vatican widdle into each others
mouths while saying the lords prayer, "Ashes to Ashes Funk
to Funky"


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-14 12:31 [#02610746]
Points: 7225 Status: Regular



guys you think it would be too much if we all got fake boobs
for this occasion?


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-14 13:13 [#02610747]
Points: 7225 Status: Regular



i want to see the dedication guys. are you willing to get
silicone boobs for xltronic? also some of us might even want
to keep them after


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-14 13:27 [#02610748]
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i'll get some tits on my knees


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-14 13:31 [#02610749]
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i don't think it's a good idea hyper you'd have a hard time
walking besides i'd rather have the tits where your nipples
are pls


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-14 13:35 [#02610750]
Points: 30221 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02610749



but if im blowing the ostrich in the foam party zoo pod for
12 hours a day i kneed some knee protection


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-14 13:36 [#02610751]
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OOOHHHH!!


 

offline RussellDust on 2021-08-14 17:28 [#02610754]
Points: 15349 Status: Addict



Drink a mimosa from my arse, mermaidman!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-14 17:29 [#02610755]
Points: 30221 Status: Addict | Followup to RussellDust: #02610754



LOOOL LAZY_TITLE while this music plays


 

offline RussellDust on 2021-08-14 17:30 [#02610756]
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“Arses to arses, spunk to spunky.”

BBL


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-14 17:35 [#02610757]
Points: 30221 Status: Addict | Followup to RussellDust: #02610756



Yeah Marc ALmond on a penis trapeze


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-14 17:37 [#02610758]
Points: 30221 Status: Addict



ZZ top playing "pearl necklace" in a giant mr kipling stone
henge covered in pink icing


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-14 19:14 [#02610759]
Points: 7225 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02610754



that's a very good idea russell! we can serve the babycham
and mimosa enemas later in cocktail glass or straight from
the anus


 

offline RussellDust on 2021-08-14 19:59 [#02610760]
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In glasses? Surely slurping.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-14 22:00 [#02610767]
Points: 30221 Status: Addict



served by that dwarf niknack with a sliver platter on his
head and cocaine dust all over his face


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-14 22:04 [#02610768]
Points: 30221 Status: Addict



LAZY_TITLE and we all do this with our knobs


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-14 22:07 [#02610770]
Points: 30221 Status: Addict



LAZY_TITLE


 


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