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cursing man in crap apartment

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-07-31 04:35 [#02610343]
Points: 21883 Status: Lurker

i am walking a zig around the clop when i hear a voice from
an apartment. i've walked by this building, and it's one of
those ones, i just think: you poor bastards. three or four
random people with a shared kitchen and bathroom and the
place is a dump.

i hear: fucking nancy! nancy again! goddammit! shit!

i think: this sounds like an xbox consumer. only halo can
make a man this angry. this was me, many years ago. in a
shit duplex, screaming at at halo. cheap christmas lights.
fuck. shit

i don't mind at all, really. i've walked my zig a might
quick, and i stand by my preferred storm drain, taking a few
puffs and, i dunno, kind of just enjoying the ambiance.

goddammit fuck. you. fuck you

then i feel someone watching me. i chuck my zig in the storm
drain. i here a clonk inside a kitchen window, yes, that was
the right moment to move on. i turn on my flashlight to be
extra... whatever.

i didn't have the heart to record the man's diatribes. in
retrospect, the guy that walked off with my xbox 360 did me
a favor. it was like... well, guess i should cancel xbox
live... and lose $150 of shit i bought?

and i swore i'd never buy a console again. and i haven't.
but, lord help me, i've pre-ordered the valve gamegear


offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-07-31 23:09 [#02610386]
Points: 7304 Status: Regular | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02610343 | Show recordbag

so, chances are either we will never see you here again,
oooor, you will appear in all of our heads simultaneously
lawnmower man style...


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-05 09:47 [#02610440]
Points: 21883 Status: Lurker | Followup to ijonspeches: #02610386

the pwnmower jam's in ur hed now ijon. there's no escape.


offline RussellDust on 2021-08-07 17:25 [#02610516]
Points: 15713 Status: Regular

Good story


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