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some facts about indeks: -amanda’s ex-coworker and close friend -partners in crime with dadonck (they both have gear fetish) -wife’s little cutiepie -is a mod at the discord |
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I've got a feeling he buys posh kettle crisps i dont know why |
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and he talks to himself while he showers |
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i googled kettle crisps and i agree he probably buys those |
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his wife probably caught him dancing naked in front of the mirror |
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making his erection rise and fall with the power of his mind |
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is it more ok to talk to yourself if not showering? asking for a friend |
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making his erection rise and fall with the power of his mind man, shit, that is weird. i was doing that the other nite and i was imagining explaining it that there's fluid dynamics and blood flow and the response time will always be gradual. but like turning goosebumps on -- or off -- you know. |
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I do love a kettle crisp but I have to be honest and say that I’ve never bought them, I’m an own brand multipack sort of guy for most things except certain sauces and tomato soup. I do talk to myself in the shower and everywhere else. I do make my willy dance to impress the ladies. |
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I wonder what Amanda’s doing now |
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oh god i remember now, the NHS zoom meeting thing, everyone looked terribly miserable |
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you know what you have to do, get your smarted suit, shirt, trousers and shoes. and go to the nearest Waitrose and fill a trolley full of kettle crisps, then fucking run out with them past the tills and jump into the trolley like a toboggan down the hill |
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