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DNB: Diamond Ice Melt

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-03-05 07:08 [#02607796]
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i ordered some of this because the usual thing i get to put
on my walkway and porch to keep the postman from slipping
and dying is out of stock, and i have ti say, i am
horrified. i'm used to the ice melt, which is salt +
magnesium somefing, but this just says "salt" and i am
pouring it into some empty shaker bottles i have stashed
away and... fucking... what?

this shit is literally 1/2 gravel. there are thumbnail size
chunks of slate, all the way down to sand grains. you
fucking, fucking assholes. i cannot put this on my porch.
salt spreads out into a dust you can just sweep away, should
you be wasteful and use too much... but, no matter how
justly i use this, there will be a billion tiny rocks on my
porch scraping up the wood, you fucking tits.

do you know how snow fucking works? fucking snowblowers
vacuum up it all, especially fucking gravel and
violently fling it out the hopper, and you're selling
fucking ice melt that's 1/2 gravel, throw that down on the
sidewalk, yeah, that'll work out great

the bag says:
minneapolis, mn 55440

i'm sorry, butt: fuck minnesota up its stupid fucking ass


offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2021-03-12 23:33 [#02607843]
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go politely mental on them, can do wonders
dinae kno u were from Minnesota lol [adds to fact list]


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-03-13 06:14 [#02607849]
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no, no, sorry, i am from the watachusetts. just all:
minnesota would fucking send gravel instead of salt and call
it a day, the bastards


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-03-13 06:17 [#02607850]
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honestly this thread is merely nothing but a solid homer
simpson, diamond crystal salt, you have just made the
vibe; don't worry about it otherwise.


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-03-13 06:19 [#02607851]
Points: 17212 Status: Addict

that, really, i'm just using zilty to bitch out diamond ice
melt, those fucking trash sacks of shit, thanks, just
relying on the massive leverage of zilty to bury their brand
as it deserves


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-03-13 06:20 [#02607852]
Points: 17212 Status: Addict

clearly going to be something they really really care about.


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