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wizards teeth on 2001-06-25 17:12 [#00010992]



Hello Everyone except for Yvonne.

Right a bit, left a bit, right a bit, up a bit, left
approximately three inches = Correct location
for all Dentists cars to be parked outside fish
and chip shops.

Please can someone tell me who Barry Fox is,
I have not been able to sleep for a number of evenings. I
keep trying to remember his face,but I am unable to. There
are two reasons for this:

1. I have never seen Barry Fox

2. He does not have a face

Tonight I am excited. I am going to purchase a
new Javelin. Then when I get paid next week I
am going to buy a Fattima Whitbread or Tessa
Sanderson mask.

After typing this I have just realised that I have
discovered the golden question. If mankind
finds the answer to this question, his quest
will be complete:

Question - "Who is the best Javelin thrower,
Tessa Sanderson or Fattima Whitbread?"

My favourite small things:

1. Pigs eye

2. Barry Fox keyring

3. Jeremy Beadle's hand

4. My John Thomas

5. Chris Tarrant's minge


 

i'm sorry, but i'm a cunt! on 2001-06-26 09:54 [#00011053]



what a load of shit! that's all bollocks!
"secrets" ????? my mate arnie told me all that fucking shit
last week when we were on a bus.
that's all shit!!


 

dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-06-26 10:56 [#00011059]



wizards teeth, indeed jezzer beadle does have a rather
impressive set of freekishly stumpy digits, i love em


 

poe from the uk on 2001-06-27 21:03 [#00011098]



he also makes crap jokes and 2 seconds later a member of the
production crew walks along the front of the seating with a
huge sign saying APPLAUD or LAUGH.

that makes me lol....that equally or more so fat woman who
has taken over...hhehehe....#

I watched it once, some guy fell crutch first on a log and
people were screaming with laughter...that guys gonna have
mutated babies now, all is false..mebbe its american...oh,
most of the clips are


 

offline phiz from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-06 19:49 [#00382326]
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Hello Everyone except for Yvonne

hahahahahahaha
too much


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-09-06 19:57 [#00382328]
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Was that back in the day when the board was filled with
competing Surrealists?


 

offline phiz from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-06 19:58 [#00382330]
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great stuff, wizzard + the BARON where at there peak


 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-06 20:47 [#00382367]
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All it is now is politics, go to this concert and shit. Oh,
they were the days.


 

offline phiz from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-06 20:50 [#00382371]
Points: 2622 Status: Lurker



whats your favourite carrot and shit,
i know what you mean.
people earning points and stuff, these are real nothing
messages, no information but funny as fuck


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-09-06 20:54 [#00382377]
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I remember both Fatima Whitbread and Tessa Sanderson


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2002-09-06 20:55 [#00382378]
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heheh... pigs eyes.... hehehe


 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-06 20:56 [#00382381]
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I came up with x or y topics, dont dis!

daddy or chips?


 


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