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leftrightronic
on 2002-03-29 19:03 [#00149112]
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yeah i'm a funny drunk when i do get drunk but sometimes i'll end up in weird situations,
like last year freshman at my university, buddy of mine would be coming back from parties late all trashed and walk down by the frat houses where all the hot sorority chicks are standing outside with everyone. and he dared me to "scoop" a couple girls as we walked towards our place, so i did and like 5 or 6 fratfucks come across the street and surrouned us there was almost a big fucking brawl. they are like the big athletic house to, but if they were gonna make a deal of it i was gonna make sure i take out at least on ore two of em b/c i think my roomie got scared. fuck frats!
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2002-03-29 19:05 [#00149113]
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i'd like to rise a few inches myself. i hope there's not a malfunction in my pituitary gland :þ
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-03-29 19:56 [#00149148]
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I thought you were a martial artist? Judging by this comment I very much doubt it...
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-03-29 20:02 [#00149154]
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I don't fight, I seem to break up fights quite regularly though. The few times violence has been directed at me, I've come out on top. Apart from perhaps once when a guy hit me in the face pretty hard (he knocked my head back). I just looked him in the eye and laughed at him. He walked off then, he seemed pretty freaked out. And even that time I still looked far cooler than him (his friends were laughing at him).
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REFLEX
from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-03-29 20:03 [#00149156]
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I aint no martial artist. Im just fists... I can fight ok. I dont always win, but iam 6 foot 2 , 200 pounds.. so I can get in there pretty good. Havent been in a real fight for a while, a month ago I punched so meone out.
I have fucked some people up badly enough to send them to the hospital. there was good reason. not just cause I was drunk.
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hevquip
from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-03-29 20:12 [#00149168]
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i've still got my speed and flexibility. most people wouldn't expect me to kick either, especially above my head.
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REFLEX
from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-03-29 20:13 [#00149169]
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Thats cool DooDS LETS FIGHT.
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-03-29 20:17 [#00149178]
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Yep, I can kick over my head too, about 6 1/2 foot in total. I can't get real force above about 5 1/2 foot though, but that's enough to "Chin" people.
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REFLEX
from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-03-29 20:19 [#00149182]
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If you can chin someone good with yer foots.. its gonna hurt like a mad mother fucker! I got kicked in the face once, so i lost it.. looked like i was going to lose the fight, but I got up and grabbed his jacket and fed him about 3 shots to the face REAL hard... loud smacking sound, the last punch sent his nose bleeding everywhere... it was good fun had by all.
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-03-29 20:22 [#00149187]
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I spare the people the humiliation of getting their ass kicked by the great Ophecks by being the better man and walking away.
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TrevorGod
from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-03-29 20:23 [#00149193]
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wow... this thread is dripping with testosterone. I think my monitor is growing hair where the was no hair before just from this topic.
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REFLEX
from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-03-29 20:24 [#00149195]
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Testosterone isnt a bad thing. MAYBE too much is, but who am I to say. I like being me!
Oh why oh why....
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hevquip
from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-03-29 20:25 [#00149197]
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yeah, yeah. at more than 6 feet, the force doesn't matter much if you hit them in the chin or nose. i prefer sidekicks though because i deliver more power with them. i'm afraid what i'd do to someone if i kicked them in the chest with my size 13 foot...
body shots are good too. if someone has a strong jaw, then they can take a punch in the head. i have little combos that i've made up. i have a 1-2-3 punch combo where it's 2 body shots and the a punch to the face.
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REFLEX
from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-03-29 20:27 [#00149199]
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You need to hit the face. Its better that way. If you hittem square in the face... right in the mouth it can hurt them so bad.. and you a bit. you know your knuckles hitting their teeth and all.. breaking a few. Oh well.
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hevquip
from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-03-29 20:29 [#00149203]
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hit the chest though and they'll take awhile to recover. you can knock the air out of their lungs or make them vomit. getting hit in the body can really, really hurt.
it'd be fun if we all got together and had some little sparring matches all in good fun.
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-03-29 20:31 [#00149205]
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You people are insane. Make love, not war. I bet my uncle could kick all your wannabe asses at once, he can even beat ME! :-O Guy's like Bruce Lee.
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TrevorGod
from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-03-29 20:37 [#00149217]
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My dad could beat up your uncle and your dad at the same time :)
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titsworth
from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-03-29 20:57 [#00149248]
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like archrival, i'm fighting a mental war every day of the year. i too am a pacifist. i haven't been in a physical fight since 3rd grade. i don't pick fights. THAT SAID, if someone were to pick one with me i'd beat the fuck out of them. it's something i've always wanted to do. you know, "make my day." so i'm a pacifist in the sense that i think war is wrong and that i'd never pick a fight with anyone, but physically i've been ready for a huge battle for years. i shadowbox all the time and i have kickass agility (like a cat). it's an interesting dichotomy.
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hevquip
from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-03-29 21:00 [#00149253]
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my father spent alot of time in the army as a green beret and he spied on russians every once and ahwile. your dads can suck it. he's got some nice guns laying around too...
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titsworth
from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-03-29 21:03 [#00149258]
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i think most people don't try anything with me because i'm big (6'0 180lbs) and scowling (tho i am actually very silly with people i know), but also when people talk to me i am extremely polite and agreeable. but i do know people talk about me behind my back, so instead of starting a fight i just sabotage their stuff or otherwise do things that make their lives just a little bit more shitty than they already are. petty? yes. fun? definitely.
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Omneignotumus
on 2002-03-29 23:30 [#00149562]
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Isn't it interesting how everyone on this site is a fighting master? Comedy.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2002-03-29 23:35 [#00149579]
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Tall people suck. If you punch a tall guy in the stomach, it takes so long for him to bend over and cover the pain that you can punch him 7 times before he can move.
(See: "Bruce Lee : Game of Death(1)".. Bruce Lee was a fucking genious!)
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hevquip
from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-03-29 23:42 [#00149593]
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yeah, but i can move real quick for a tall guy. long legs are good for that and also it means i can kick from out of most people's range to get me.
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2002-03-29 23:48 [#00149606]
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What about armwrestling Arch? I'll do you.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2002-03-29 23:50 [#00149614]
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But if i get a hold of your leg, you're in bad shape.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2002-03-29 23:51 [#00149616]
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Drunken Style KICKS ALL!
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Ubik
from United States on 2002-03-30 01:10 [#00149732]
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wow... you guys are so cool... but i'm lazy and smart... i just pull out my semi-automatic and poppoppop a cap in any motherfuckers ass who does to disagree with me. guns rule... just pull the trigger, pop, and stupid motherfuckers fall on the floor crying for their momies, bleeding and pissing themselves, that is so fucking funny! and then you kick them in the face. LOL... yeah, i've dumped a few bodies in the river in my time, and da bitches want my dick that much more each time. yea. un-huh.
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leftrightronic
on 2002-03-30 01:11 [#00149735]
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ahah soundz like that southpark on the maury show
WHATEVAAA YOU DONT KNOW ME WHATEVAA
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REFLEX
from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-03-30 01:15 [#00149738]
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It dont matter, blind rage is the greatest! I love it! Sure there are times to "make love, not war" but fuck that bullshit when it all goes down man..... you cant be a wuss 24/7 and well,,, if you are then I laugh at you. Sorry. But whatever..... its all in good fun.
My friend and I used to do a little fight club at his place in the summer, wed go at it pretty fuckin hard.
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-04-02 22:41 [#00155318]
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"it'd be fun if we all got together and had some little sparring matches all in good fun. "
Something else to do at an AT convention? Freestyle martial arts competition ;)
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Jedi Chris
on 2002-04-02 22:49 [#00155328]
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The only person I have beaten the shit out of is Ceri JC in Street Fighter - HA HA HA HA HA HA
*best Skullomania laugh*
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-04-02 22:50 [#00155331]
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Ha ha, but what of Tekken 3, or Thrill Kill, or Soul Calibur or Mortal Kombat for that matter hmmm? HMMMMMM?
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Jedi Chris
on 2002-04-02 22:51 [#00155334]
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You didn't win at that either if my memory serves me!
Did you???
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-02 22:54 [#00155337]
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Check it out! Another Skullomania fan!
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Jedi Chris
on 2002-04-02 22:56 [#00155340]
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Jarworski - it is Skullo isn't it???
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optimus prime
on 2002-04-02 23:38 [#00155382]
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hell yeah, in my younger days
i'm soft and old now though ;_;
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2002-04-02 23:52 [#00155395]
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I always got beaten up in school...........by my friends, who were actually all cocksuckers, when I think about it now.
I don't get in any FIGHTS, because I'm afraid to get hurt....dooooo, I also hate violence.....
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kalaim badkaama
from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2002-04-03 00:36 [#00155443]
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i have no special fighting style. i know dodging quik moves, i m good at judgin distance to attack counter attack. and most of all, i know that the first to punch gain the advantage.
And i'm ready to bite to throat for this advantage to be mine.
"Thin guyz fight to the death..." tyler durden.
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kalaim badkaama
from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2002-04-03 00:37 [#00155444]
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but i don't like violence.
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dave
from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-04-03 00:41 [#00155454]
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i kicked the shit out of this stupid fat kid for the stupidest reason once, it was over sitting againts a pole, but i still kicked the shit out of him, in the end my knuckles were bleeding because he had glasses, i was a roughty little fuck in grade 3 or 4 , i dont remember
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-23 00:03 [#00452350]
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i fighted a rusty koala bear cyborg, but we are freindals now.
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obewanperenti
from san miguel de allende (Mexico) on 2002-11-23 00:14 [#00452363]
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i started a fight i'd lose when i was a kid once-- that sucked i got the crap beat out of me, and the other kid grew up a crack crazed killer-- all homeless and shit.
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obewanperenti
from san miguel de allende (Mexico) on 2002-11-23 00:19 [#00452366]
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i started a fight i'd lose once when i was a kid- got the crap beat outa me, but the other kid grew up to be a crack crazed killer- all homeless and shit.
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Crocomire
from plante (United States) on 2002-11-23 00:32 [#00452377]
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all of a sudden i beat the shit out of an innocent bystander. then ran halfway around the block to where the people hadn't seen what i'd done and beat the shit outa this other guy. then i went had luch. then i beat the shit out of someone.
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