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offline leftrightronic on 2002-03-29 19:03 [#00149112]
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yeah i'm a funny drunk when i do get drunk but sometimes
i'll end up in weird situations,

like last year freshman at my university, buddy of mine
would be coming back from parties late all trashed and walk
down by the frat houses where all the hot sorority chicks
are standing outside with everyone. and he dared me to
"scoop" a couple girls as we walked towards our place, so i
did and like 5 or 6 fratfucks come across the street and
surrouned us there was almost a big fucking brawl. they are
like the big athletic house to, but if they were gonna make
a deal of it i was gonna make sure i take out at least on
ore two of em b/c i think my roomie got scared. fuck frats!


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-03-29 19:05 [#00149113]
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i'd like to rise a few inches myself. i hope there's not a
malfunction in my pituitary gland :þ


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-03-29 19:56 [#00149148]
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I thought you were a martial artist? Judging by this comment
I very much doubt it...


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-03-29 20:02 [#00149154]
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I don't fight, I seem to break up fights quite regularly
though. The few times violence has been directed at me, I've
come out on top. Apart from perhaps once when a guy hit me
in the face pretty hard (he knocked my head back). I just
looked him in the eye and laughed at him. He walked off
then, he seemed pretty freaked out. And even that time I
still looked far cooler than him (his friends were laughing
at him).


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-03-29 20:03 [#00149156]
Points: 8864 Status: Regular



I aint no martial artist. Im just fists... I can fight ok. I
dont always win, but iam 6 foot 2 , 200 pounds.. so I can
get in there pretty good. Havent been in a real fight for a
while, a month ago I punched so meone out.

I have fucked some people up badly enough to send them to
the hospital. there was good reason. not just cause I was
drunk.


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-03-29 20:12 [#00149168]
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i've still got my speed and flexibility. most people
wouldn't expect me to kick either, especially above my head.


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-03-29 20:13 [#00149169]
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Thats cool DooDS LETS FIGHT.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-03-29 20:17 [#00149178]
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Yep, I can kick over my head too, about 6 1/2 foot in total.
I can't get real force above about 5 1/2 foot though, but
that's enough to "Chin" people.


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-03-29 20:19 [#00149182]
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If you can chin someone good with yer foots.. its gonna hurt
like a mad mother fucker! I got kicked in the face once, so
i lost it.. looked like i was going to lose the fight, but I
got up and grabbed his jacket and fed him about 3 shots to
the face REAL hard... loud smacking sound, the last punch
sent his nose bleeding everywhere... it was good fun had by
all.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-03-29 20:22 [#00149187]
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I spare the people the humiliation of getting their ass
kicked by the great Ophecks by being the better man and
walking away.


 

offline TrevorGod from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-03-29 20:23 [#00149193]
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wow... this thread is dripping with testosterone. I think
my monitor is growing hair where the was no hair before just
from this topic.


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-03-29 20:24 [#00149195]
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Testosterone isnt a bad thing. MAYBE too much is, but who am
I to say. I like being me!

Oh why oh why....


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-03-29 20:25 [#00149197]
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yeah, yeah. at more than 6 feet, the force doesn't matter
much if you hit them in the chin or nose. i prefer sidekicks
though because i deliver more power with them. i'm afraid
what i'd do to someone if i kicked them in the chest with my
size 13 foot...

body shots are good too. if someone has a strong jaw, then
they can take a punch in the head. i have little combos that
i've made up. i have a 1-2-3 punch combo where it's 2 body
shots and the a punch to the face.


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-03-29 20:27 [#00149199]
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You need to hit the face. Its better that way. If you hittem
square in the face... right in the mouth it can hurt them so
bad.. and you a bit. you know your knuckles hitting their
teeth and all.. breaking a few. Oh well.


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-03-29 20:29 [#00149203]
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hit the chest though and they'll take awhile to recover. you
can knock the air out of their lungs or make them vomit.
getting hit in the body can really, really hurt.

it'd be fun if we all got together and had some little
sparring matches all in good fun.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-03-29 20:31 [#00149205]
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You people are insane. Make love, not war. I bet my uncle
could kick all your wannabe asses at once, he can even beat
ME! :-O Guy's like Bruce Lee.


 

offline TrevorGod from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-03-29 20:37 [#00149217]
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My dad could beat up your uncle and your dad at the same
time :)


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-03-29 20:57 [#00149248]
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like archrival, i'm fighting a mental war every day of the
year. i too am a pacifist. i haven't been in a physical
fight since 3rd grade. i don't pick fights. THAT SAID, if
someone were to pick one with me i'd beat the fuck out of
them. it's something i've always wanted to do. you know,
"make my day." so i'm a pacifist in the sense that i think
war is wrong and that i'd never pick a fight with anyone,
but physically i've been ready for a huge battle for years.
i shadowbox all the time and i have kickass agility (like a
cat). it's an interesting dichotomy.


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-03-29 21:00 [#00149253]
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my father spent alot of time in the army as a green beret
and he spied on russians every once and ahwile. your dads
can suck it. he's got some nice guns laying around too...


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-03-29 21:03 [#00149258]
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i think most people don't try anything with me because i'm
big (6'0 180lbs) and scowling (tho i am actually very silly
with people i know), but also when people talk to me i am
extremely polite and agreeable. but i do know people talk
about me behind my back, so instead of starting a fight i
just sabotage their stuff or otherwise do things that make
their lives just a little bit more shitty than they already
are. petty? yes. fun? definitely.


 

offline Omneignotumus on 2002-03-29 23:30 [#00149562]
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Isn't it interesting how everyone on this site is a fighting
master? Comedy.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2002-03-29 23:35 [#00149579]
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Tall people suck. If you punch a tall guy in the stomach, it
takes so long for him to bend over and cover the pain that
you can punch him 7 times before he can move.

(See: "Bruce Lee : Game of Death(1)".. Bruce Lee was a
fucking genious!)


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-03-29 23:42 [#00149593]
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yeah, but i can move real quick for a tall guy. long legs
are good for that and also it means i can kick from out of
most people's range to get me.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2002-03-29 23:48 [#00149606]
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What about armwrestling Arch? I'll do you.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2002-03-29 23:50 [#00149614]
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But if i get a hold of your leg, you're in bad shape.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2002-03-29 23:51 [#00149616]
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Drunken Style KICKS ALL!


 

offline Ubik from United States on 2002-03-30 01:10 [#00149732]
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wow... you guys are so cool... but i'm lazy and smart... i
just pull out my semi-automatic and poppoppop a cap in any
motherfuckers ass who does to disagree with me. guns
rule... just pull the trigger, pop, and stupid motherfuckers
fall on the floor crying for their momies, bleeding and
pissing themselves, that is so fucking funny! and then you
kick them in the face. LOL... yeah, i've dumped a few bodies
in the river in my time, and da bitches want my dick that
much more each time. yea. un-huh.


 

offline leftrightronic on 2002-03-30 01:11 [#00149735]
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ahah soundz like that southpark on the maury show

WHATEVAAA YOU DONT KNOW ME WHATEVAA


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-03-30 01:15 [#00149738]
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It dont matter, blind rage is the greatest! I love it! Sure
there are times to "make love, not war" but fuck that
bullshit when it all goes down man..... you cant be a wuss
24/7 and well,,, if you are then I laugh at you. Sorry. But
whatever..... its all in good fun.

My friend and I used to do a little fight club at his place
in the summer, wed go at it pretty fuckin hard.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-04-02 22:41 [#00155318]
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"it'd be fun if we all got together and had some little
sparring matches all in good fun. "

Something else to do at an AT convention? Freestyle martial
arts competition ;)


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-02 22:49 [#00155328]
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The only person I have beaten the shit out of is Ceri JC in
Street Fighter - HA HA HA HA HA HA

*best Skullomania laugh*


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-04-02 22:50 [#00155331]
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Ha ha, but what of Tekken 3, or Thrill Kill, or Soul Calibur
or Mortal Kombat for that matter hmmm? HMMMMMM?


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-02 22:51 [#00155334]
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You didn't win at that either if my memory serves me!

Did you???


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-02 22:54 [#00155337]
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Check it out! Another Skullomania fan!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-02 22:56 [#00155340]
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Jarworski - it is Skullo isn't it???


 

offline optimus prime on 2002-04-02 23:38 [#00155382]
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hell yeah, in my younger days

i'm soft and old now though ;_;


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2002-04-02 23:52 [#00155395]
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I always got beaten up in school...........by my friends,
who were actually all cocksuckers, when I think about it
now.
I don't get in any FIGHTS, because I'm afraid to get
hurt....dooooo, I also hate violence.....


 

offline kalaim badkaama from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2002-04-03 00:36 [#00155443]
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i have no special fighting style.
i know dodging quik moves, i m good at judgin distance to
attack counter attack. and most of all, i know that the
first to punch gain the advantage.
And i'm ready to bite to throat for this advantage to be
mine.

"Thin guyz fight to the death..."
tyler durden.


 

offline kalaim badkaama from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2002-04-03 00:37 [#00155444]
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but i don't like violence.


 

offline dave from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-04-03 00:41 [#00155454]
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i kicked the shit out of this stupid fat kid for the
stupidest reason once, it was over sitting againts a pole,
but i still kicked the shit out of him, in the end my
knuckles were bleeding because he had glasses, i was a
roughty little fuck in grade 3 or 4 , i dont remember


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-23 00:03 [#00452350]
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i fighted a rusty koala bear cyborg, but we are freindals
now.


 

offline obewanperenti from san miguel de allende (Mexico) on 2002-11-23 00:14 [#00452363]
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i started a fight i'd lose when i was a kid once-- that
sucked i got the crap beat out of me, and the other kid grew
up a crack crazed killer-- all homeless and shit.


 

offline obewanperenti from san miguel de allende (Mexico) on 2002-11-23 00:19 [#00452366]
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i started a fight i'd lose once when i was a kid- got the
crap beat outa me, but the other kid grew up to be a crack
crazed killer- all homeless and shit.


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2002-11-23 00:32 [#00452377]
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all of a sudden i beat the shit out of an innocent
bystander. then ran halfway around the block to where the
people hadn't seen what i'd done and beat the shit outa this
other guy. then i went had luch. then i beat the shit out of
someone.


 


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