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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-29 03:02 [#02581376]
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I see where it says "Nude topic and genital massage" but
whether I click "Post", "Preview" or "lazy link" I don't
feel my genitals being massaged. I'm using windows if that
helps.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-29 03:08 [#02581377]
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this might help


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-29 03:15 [#02581379]
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"If you run the program on a clothed picture of a man, it
will depict him naked with female private parts."

Does it work on kids? Specifically your kids. Since I
find them attractive.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-29 03:22 [#02581381]
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since i will probably never have kids, your sexuality is
irrelevant to me -- and, consequently, boring. please talk
about something more controversial.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-29 03:32 [#02581384]
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I know. I mean your half-kids; your sperm. I'm very
attracted to your sperm. And I wouldn't mind having it in my
mouth. Now you might say isn't eating half babies unethical,
but when you analyze nature, it is mostly fueled by baby
eating. When lions/wolves or other predators, like those in
control of the human education system, hunt, they tend to
target the children of the herd. Even adult crocodiles eat
baby crocodiles, it's a foundation of nature.

Anyway, now people can send deepfake child porn to other
people's computers to get them in false flag trouble. This
is the greatest innovation since the giant fire bomb I saw
in a nature documentary used to destroy like 10,000 quelea
birds; man lives in such harmony with nature, which is good
to know since nature is mostly about baby eating.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-29 03:38 [#02581385]
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i'm deeply offended at people producing deepnude images of
me appearing as an extremely horny wolf


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-29 03:42 [#02581387]
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that last joke sounds like a rather terrifying idea: use DNN
to generate furry porn from real porn. or, actually, hentai
would probably be less complicated. you could make a mint


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-29 03:48 [#02581388]
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See, a chihuahua is a wolf that has been genetically
engineered into a cat. And I realized, agenda 21 "landlords"
(communist government agents disguised as free market
landlords) decides who can breed in their human farm
dungeons with shared bathrooms by controlling who is allowed
to have "overnight guests". So they are genetically
engineering the poverty/ slave portion of humanity into cats
as well. We will all be cat pets to the elite, they'll be
disgusting "elite" people of walmart and we'll be their
inescapable cat pets, they'll snuggle us like elmyra from
tiny toons all day long, have us wear little sweaters we
can't take off. We'll be indoor cats, that's why they don't
currently let us own any outdoor property.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-29 03:55 [#02581389]
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in the US, at least, you can legally own a dog that is at
least half wolf. get closer to the real thing.

i generally prefer dogs to cats. for a few months, i lived
in a house with three husky dogs. they were disarmingly
clever. for the doors that had handles instead of knobs,
they knew how to nudge the knobs with their nose to open the
door. for a few more, they knew how to headbutt the door to
spring it open. there was a fenced-in yard and a doorbell
they could press with their nose to indicate they wanted to
come back in. they could be quite dicks; nosing the kitchen
door with their snout in a threatening manner -- let me out,
let me out, or i'll just open the fucking door myself.

the episode of rick and morty about why you don't want a dog
to be smart is on da snoot.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-29 04:02 [#02581390]
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we keep pets because they are stupid and subservient;
otherwise they would cease to be pets.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-29 04:26 [#02581391]
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Oh my goff, that article is incredibly revealing:

"muscles' presence helps the dogs make a sad-eyed face that
we find appealing."
"Dogs that showed this expression in a shelter were more
likely to be adopted by humans."

I mean, think about this... we keep all these dogs in a
concentration camp called a pound right, and it's not like a
factory farm where we use them for eggs or milk/meat, humans
simply enjoy enslaving dogs. And then, we select...
for saddness. We want them to be as sad as possible. The
dogs who aren't sad enough are killed in the pounds so their
undesirable happy genes can't replicate. Humans are some
sort of demonic curse on the earth trying to make all life
forms sad, and they're succeeding in spades, even against
themselves.

Next time you're holding a cardboard sign on a street
corner, remember, the sadder you are, the more likely you
are to survive; it's what they're selecting for.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-29 04:33 [#02581393]
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All the indoor cats you see... are people... who have
already been turned into cats.

And it's possible that pretty much all non-human life forms
on this planet are artificially intelligent artificial life
created by the government. Like crows for example- probably
made by DARPA, it's a big beta test to crack basic things
like locomotion and acquiring energy before they roll out
the really scary strains.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-29 04:58 [#02581398]
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Elmyra has a human skull on her bow. Man the illuminati
symbolism runs deep.

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-06-29 08:45 [#02581401]
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my eyes hurted reading this thread. anyway my dog is not
stupid not subservient, rather sentient


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2019-06-29 13:37 [#02581420]
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CIA Banker MKultrametaprogramming tries to suggest you can
be you can be cool cat in house

[adam curtis voice] but this was an illusion


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-29 15:26 [#02581422]
Points: 8028 Status: Regular



the genital massaging was going to be a feature in xltronic
v2 for premium members maybe phobiazero ran away because he
was scared of how many massages he had to give everyday


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-29 16:31 [#02581424]
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XXXltronic

 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-29 16:37 [#02581425]
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I have another question. I see where you can select "Oldest
messages first!" or "Newest messages first!" but how can I
select "Gayest messages first!"? That way Tony
Danza's messages will go to the top and I can click "Fag+"
and maybe get a massage. Or maybe this is the default
setting and that's what all those pinned topics are?


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2019-06-29 18:02 [#02581430]
Points: 3455 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #02581425



lol u got pink panthered 🌈👯‍♂️💕


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-29 21:42 [#02581451]
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there is something wrong with that when you select "gayest
messages first" it should list roger wilco's messages


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2019-06-29 22:43 [#02581458]
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help using xltronic


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-29 23:46 [#02581463]
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for health purpose only


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-07-01 19:54 [#02581574]
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did you guys know that you revive past things when you get
to be kid of the brink of death?

to play down the discussion, in the past i dreamed my gf was
killing all my enemies with aids.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-07-01 19:56 [#02581575]
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both are a torture


 


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