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January: the real grinch season
 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2018-01-04 20:46 [#02541593]
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it's cold and I'm full of chocolate and introversion


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-04 20:49 [#02541595]
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I just went the toilet and I had a real festive poo, was
essentially a partly undigested Christmas pudding which ive
been eating for 2 days


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2018-01-04 20:50 [#02541596]
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same


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-04 20:51 [#02541599]
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Ive tried not to get myself wholesale invested in Christmas
so I wont have the massive January come down this year, but
I just know I'm going to catch a cold or something, its
inevitable


 

offline welt on 2018-01-04 20:56 [#02541603]
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Disappointing 8°C here right now. On Christmas Eve it was
more than 10°C, perhaps even 14°C. Blue skies, too. I want
grim, icy winds; dark gloomy clouds; twirling snow and
freezing fog


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-04 20:57 [#02541605]
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It was grim here, like God had took a Valium and drawn the
living room curtains


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2018-01-04 21:00 [#02541606]
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it is the season when the Teutonic soul makes black metal
albums entitled such as WölfRÿde


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-04 21:01 [#02541609]
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Sounds like you were "full of chocolate" as well. How are
you supposed to abbreviate "you were"? You can't go "you're"
because that's already been reserved by "you are". Typical
new world order authoritarians hogging all the contractions
'n' shit.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-04 21:03 [#02541612]
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More like brown metal. Diarrhetal.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-04 21:06 [#02541615]
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I was fully of figgy pudding, real yuletide log


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-04 21:08 [#02541616]
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It's not "fig pudding", it's "figgy", ie. kind of like figs.
Makes you wonder what else is in it, probably 1/3 figs 1/3
diarrhea and 1/3 zit puss.


 

offline welt on 2018-01-04 21:28 [#02541624]
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It should be the season. I even downloaded music categorised
as "Cosmic Black Metal" and went to a goth-club to feel more
wintry in the last couple of days. I was disappointed,
though, when I realised that the supposedly "goth" DJ
started playing Limp Bizkit and there were guys with bald
heads dressed in German military gear dancing to it


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-04 21:38 [#02541633]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2018-01-05 01:50 [#02541724]
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who are you and what have you done with wMw, he would have
called it faggy pudding


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2018-01-05 01:51 [#02541726]
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that sounds like an awful evening but captures something of
the essence of limp bizkit

googled cosmic black metal, seems to be like black metal
with longer synth pad intros?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2018-01-05 01:52 [#02541728]
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man, emperor has really changed since anthems to the welkin
at dusk


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-05 02:25 [#02541762]
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good album name that


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2018-01-05 02:41 [#02541786]
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it's about the time of the year for a few geriatric
celcbrity and rockstar death headlines.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-05 02:59 [#02541802]
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whose on your dead pool?

perhaps keith richards is a highlander and immortal


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-05 03:02 [#02541803]
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Kirk Douglas is an expert coffin dodger


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-05 03:03 [#02541804]
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Justin Bieber in gay sex game gone wrong


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2018-01-05 04:33 [#02541808]
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I think it's about time for a Rolling Stone to snuff it, or
another Beatle. Or perhaps beloved reality star and failed
politician Donald Trump, found collapsed one morning on the
shitter with twitter.


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2018-01-05 06:43 [#02541809]
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there's so much fucking snow but it's forming sand dunes and
drifts and at least i can think about algorithms to generate
such patterns


 

offline welt on 2018-01-05 09:50 [#02541815]
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Yes, the "Cosmic Black Metal" I listened to had very long
synth-intros and then atmospheric, new-agey synth
loops layered on top of the ecstatic, heavy drums and
hypnotic guitar-riffs. ... I had the impression they
tried to bridge the emotional gap between the ecstacy of
slaughtering your enemies and feeling at peace because
you're one with the Dao or in harmony with the karmic
structures of the universe or so.

.. (I actually enjoyed being in the goth/metal-club, for the
sheer absurdity of it. )



 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2018-01-05 17:17 [#02541829]
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Let an entourage of Orcs carry the Dark Macbook to a dais of
skulls, that I may wield the mighty Absÿnth and compose a
Hymn to Uranus


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-05 17:21 [#02541830]
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can you make a snow AFX symbol and take a photo of it


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-05 17:25 [#02541831]
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corpse, cool to the touch, genitals exposed beneath a tiger
skin dressing gown, drool congealed across his pockmarked,
bloated horror ridden visage, A single bite taken from his
double whammy burger, gripped in the clammy hand or full
rigor. His comb over flapping periodically in the breeze of
air conditioning, exposing his full baldness


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2018-01-05 17:30 [#02541832]
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ah I see I'm not the only one who got a copy of the michael
wolff trump book


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-05 17:38 [#02541833]
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I will probably get a book when this is all done and dusted,
and we have several definitive accounts of whats happening

check this

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2018-01-05 17:41 [#02541834]
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you ever notice how much she looks like the trash heap from
fraggle rock


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-05 18:33 [#02541839]
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she looks looks like shes out of deliverance


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-05 18:34 [#02541840]
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I haven't seen that trash heap since I was about 4 years old


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-01-05 19:06 [#02541842]
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Barely ate; eating (a lot) is overrated. (Humbug)


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-01-05 19:07 [#02541843]
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Hello fleetpouch!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2018-01-06 01:02 [#02541894]
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happy new year, hope you and mme. dust are well


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2018-01-06 02:03 [#02541897]
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i was thinking i'd get up this morning and take a nice
high-res photo of it, but then a bunch of shit happened, i
want to strangle someone, there is no time for nice things
in my life anymore. i'm not sure i want to keep going.


 


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