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snap! i read this at school when i wasn't logged in a long time ago and laughed my ass off |
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ha ha ha ... My gran and grandad has recieved most of my efforts. When i was younger i used to visit my gran and gramps up north in derby and stay a few nights, on the first night i was in bed and got the feeling i was peeing myself, i checked and i was dry the same happend on the second night but on the 3rd night i got the same feeling once again but this time i didnt check and guess what.... i woke in the night soaked in my own piss BUT to top it all off on the last day i blocked there toilet with the biggest shit ive ever done and my grandad had to push it round the u bend with his marygolds on..........i bet they were glad to get rid of me ! |
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ok thats probably the most hillarious thing i will hear all week. thanks. |
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Ha i watched him push it down ,you cant imagine the shame i felt that day . buts its funny now..... |
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what are marygolds warpphex? |
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Rubber gloves used for washing up normaly.... |
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oh ok heheh... Thanks for posting that btw. My intentions were to hopefully get some others putting down some equally fucked up moments but it ended up turning into a LOL-fest.. |
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No problemo pomme de terre its good to have a laugh now and again :) |
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Warphex's story is even more fucking hilarious!!! Great stories. Ill share this one with you. One of my friends had puffed to much weed, and he was sleeping over at this party. We had drunk something we call b52 (like the bomber plane) wich involves a lot of alcohol and putting shit on fire. Anyway, he was drunk and stoned and in the middle of the night he decides to piss in a potted plant. We discover this and go "hey man, dont do that there" and then he realises what hes doing, and then he zips up so aggresively that he falls and tear down a big rack of cd's on the wall. That looked so fucking funny i'm tellin' ya. |
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jeeze leweeze |
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my pupils are REALLY dialated (noramally). They actually look just like that. It looks scary, and is creepy, but I'm fine. I have no idea how it affects my sight or anything, it's just the way it's always been. |
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omg you suck for bumping this. ::cooks Key_Secret some food in a blind rage:: |
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well I had never been to this topic before someone posted a link to it in the TOP 3 - thread... I thought your story was kinda funny. And I do think it's weird my pupils are soo dialated. you live a cool life. |
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"you live a cool life" hehe.. thanks i guess it would seem that way if you read my posts. ...but im cryin on the inside. :*( |
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thank you for bumping this. havent laughed like this in ages. |
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=/ perhaps this info can cheer you up: A brother of friend of mine had this party at his place a couple of years ago... Then late that night this guy who was at the party needed to pee... but he was really wasted and he actually peed on the brothers computer! I think all that could be done with that puter was to throw it out, or if they could use maybe the soundcard or something. But THAT WAS A REAL LOSS, e.g. the HD was destroyed and that. the brother sure was angry. it's a true story, sad but true. |
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I should give you guys and update to say that after this stunt, my DVD player never worked properly. And finally about 2 months ago, stopped working all together. I think I'm getting a new one for Christmas. It will be placed on a shelf about shoulder-high. |
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Next time you'll think murdering your mom is the proper way to urinate. |
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definitely one of the best threads/stories ever!!!! ^^ last night i vomited everywhere three times, and i was assaulted by japanese characters/lessons reading by themselves inside my head, i couldn't sleep nor stop them... |
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pomme de terre. you really are my hero. |
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walk besidel say welcome. gosh |
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great thread. one of my past favorites. so *bump* |
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wow. I never saw this. HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!! |
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I saw this thread and noticed the number 73 beside it, and it immediately made me think of the track Last Night by Prefuse 73. Which is a good track. So yeah. |
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bump for our watmm friends :p i love you pomme |
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fuck you |
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you still have yet to work on an album with me *looks at watch |
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wow, enjoyed this thread : ) |
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