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I meet myself everyday and so I am keeping an extensive catalogue of my encounters with myself with snapshots, polaroids, digicam footage, autographs, taped interviews etc..so that I can prove to myself that I knew myself before I was famous after I am famous..so when I namedrop myself once I am famous..and people go..fuck off..no way..and then I can produce these detailed accounts of me meeting myself prior to fame only to be arrested for being star stalker and getting arrested stupidly enough for stalking myself...now that would be a totally stupid but very probable eventuality.. |
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Genius! |
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i saw ben stiller walking down the street once. |
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Saul Williams: cool, i didn't realise there were any fans in here... anyhow, a few years back (right after 'she' was released) he was visiting college campuses promoting she and a friend of mine who attended a college near here tole me that someone told him that Saul was going to be eating luch in a private room in the cafeteria on campus and that guests were allowed. only 4 other people knew about it. we all showed up in this room and just waited. when he walked in the room, he had such an intense presence, you would have been able to tell if he was there if you had your eyes closed. things were a little ackward at first, no one really talking.. people eating (saul had pizza). but then things got all loosey goosey. we started talking about 'slam'.. and the conversation went to music, racism, anything you can think of... we laughed and joked.. it was really comfortable. i got him talking about his new album (in the works at the time). it was cool.. really really cool.. we sat in there and shot the breeze for 3 hours! when we wrapped things up, i asked him if i could take his tray up for him. i kept his fork (with lip prints still on it). it sits in my sudio right on top of my 8-track recorder. then i got to go see him read some poetry, and the 4 of us that ate lunch with him all got to sit right up front. he was doing coded language and forgot the next line and one of the dudes that was with us at lunch had to remind him what the next line was... that must have been the coolest moment of that dudes life. thats about it. i got him to sign my copy of 'she' on the page with the poem.. two autumns, and i have not changed enough. - he signed "jason - may these words bring worlds - sw" i had my picture taken with him and he put his arm around me. i got his email address and gave him a tape of my music. we've emailed eachother... can't say enough cool things about him. i accidentally erased the pic of him off my digital camera. that was terrible.. at least i still have the fork. - |
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http://www.kcrw.com/cgi-bin/db/kcrw.pl?show_code=cc&air_dat e=5/14/01&tmplt_type=show ^killer saul interview |
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i saw mr. lif in the bathroom before a dj shadow concert...i almost said hi...but i didnt want to bother him |
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My cousin (who I have never met in person) once saw Slade playing live before they were famous. Beta that! |
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excellent story jason! thanks for sharing! i'm a major saul williams fan and that sounds like an amazing experience, i'm so glad it happened to you. i don't want to infringe on you so let me do this as respectfully as possible. i sent saul an email at his address linked on his web site - saul@saulwilliams.com. unfortunately he never responded :( i was disappointed at first, but after a while i realized it's probably not his real address and it probably gets screened by a couple people before getting passed onto him, IF anything ever is. can i update the email i sent him (which would've been months ago, so i'll fix it up for august 2002), email it to YOU and you can forward it to him? i don't want to intrude on his privacy so i'm NOT asking you for his address. if you could help me out that'd be tight. thanks.. |
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tits: check your mail |
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i met scott wieland @ the calgary airport. i just nodded my head and kept walking, I'm sure he gets badgered by other people... besides I was late for my flight. =] |
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I met jesus once. Seemed a nice guy, if a little preachy. He had to go after a while because his dad called him about something. |
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Potato - Slam is a cool flick! as is S.Williams. jonesy - you are such a 'tard! As if I'm the type to lie about being a model! I am a secure 26 yr old Lady. I did some modelling when I was 18/19. Most notably a cd-rom and an in house thing for Club Monaco, I quit cause I really disliked the biz (the fakenes & my agent tried to rip me off). Other celebs I've chilled w/ include the Psychic Wariors of Gaia, Blake Baxter (Detroit techno pioneer, the one who says "brothers gunna work it out" for the Chemicals, he asked me out but he was too old, fat, UNattractive), Tiga (montreal - greman based DJ/electro producer), tons more DJs, blah, blah, blah.... Oh, remember Max Headroom? He now lives in my old town, and frequents my roomie's store (along with other celebs), I'm very impressed by that, M-M-Max Head-headroom was so wicked! |
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you know, it's true that thing about celebs being smaller in real life than they are on television. i met ronnie barker in southend two years ago and it turns out he's actually only 3 foot 4. that ronnie corbett, on the other hand, on tv he looks about 4 foot seven but when i met him in blackpool in 1990 i was amazed to find him towering over me at a whopping 34 feet 17. |
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thanks david! =) |
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anyway it's goodnight from me. and it's goodnight from him. *goodnight* |
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my bad, JASON! no doubt. |
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what an amazing and WONDERFUL story. i would give my right pinky to meet him.....well as long as i could get it back and it would be functional! =0) i did get to see him in a small club in DC in March......totally blown away. but thats a GREAT story, don't lose the fork and how did you manage to get lip prints....was he wearing lipstick...or the pizza was greasy? thanks so much for sharing! |
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Well, I DID give J-Lo head one. Just ask her; you seem to know everybody. |
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hedphelym..sorry to come off all googly eyed and star struck but you mentioned hangin out with..the Psychic Wariors of Gaia..hmm..ahem But did you ever by any chance run into Genesis P Orridge..or any other Industrial luminaries????? |
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my junk mail inbox says j. lo "knows" just about everybody... |
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were you that roadie jonesy??..but wait that had the knobs and bits reversed..hmmm |
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hahahhaha jonesy you're classic.....thanx for ze jokes!!! |
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flea - PWOG was pretty much it in that vein. Unless by slim chance you've heard of Zykotik K9? btw, PWOG were really friendly, normal guys. |
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cool..glad to hear it..just proves my point that the Psychic Temple (Genesis's lot)..werent mad psychotic paedophillic kooks like they got labeled as in UK..and got driven out... |
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Shit Jonsey, can I be your friend. I hope your girlfriend never finds out. There could be troubles ahead. |
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te yes |
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You can be my friend, yeah. Say, Beyonce is coming over to mine tonight and she's bringing her sister. You wanna hang out? |
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Hercules Gargamel Attila the Hun Captain Crunch (he wasn't a captain yet) Handy Smurf Billy Otto Von Schirach The tortise (wanted the hare's autograph but couldn't catch him) Cyclops (before he was in the x-men) Ralph |
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Hell yeah. Where's the party at big man. |
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South Wales my man. Where else?! |
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hahahah when I was like 8-9 I met that pop singing blonde Hoku and the guy that did that song "Its takes two" |
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Fuck! I just remembered I am having dinner tonight with Mahatma Ghandi. Soz, maybe next week sometime. |
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Yeah, but has Ghandi got a booty like Beyonce? Me no think so. |
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It's a close call (visualizes both butts) but I think you might have swung it. I'll pop over after I have been to Maddona's gaf. |
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Say hi to her for me and tell her I'll be round for that weekly threesome with her and Guy on Saturday morning. |
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I saw squarepusher. Didn't get to speak to him though. He was arriving for the gig at the Prince of Wales in Melbourne and he accidently went into the public bar where I was waiting with princo. We just went 'wait a minute isn't that tom' but after about 5 secounds he had turned around and went back out to the other entrance. I saw him at the gig also. Which we were pretty close to him cause it was on a pretty small stage and he was only about 2 metres away. |
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lets be done with this silly topic. I have met many 'famous' people, I used to work at a music venue so you just kind of met them in passing. I gained not one ounce of knowledge for meeting any of them. I only got to able to say I met blah blah blah. After saying that a few times the novelty wears off. |
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I know a Serbian grindcore legend. |
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Haha |
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i ate lunch with the tragically hip once. my mom knew one of the concert people there when they came to town. i was only like 9 or so though. my friend adam got into an argument with noel gallager (or however you spell it) once. he also met dj shadow once, and a bunch of dnb guys like roni size. yep. i haven't met many famous people though. |
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I once was gangbanged and one of the guys was this one: http://www.goatse.cx/giver.html Celeb enough for you? |
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enough for any |
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so we HAVE met meho. |
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Haha, quern, that was you? Look what you did to my poor little butt: www.goatse.cx |
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that'll learn ya! I bet you need a Tamphex to keep ya turds up you now. |
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Dude, I needed to have my sphincter replaced with a ziplock so I can leave house when necessary. |
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BTW, aynone like my new avatar? |
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I can't quite wrok it out. Is she licking a pigs trotter? Sexy |
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A pigs trotter? wow, you're sicker than me, dude. She is licking her own foot, which, you are right, is sexy. I have some more foot worshipping photos in stock. Wait and see. |
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stone the krows, wrok shoudl read 'work' |
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