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SOMEONE BRING ME SOME FUCKING WEED |
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does anyone want to come over? does anyone dare come over and smoke me up plz |
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i mean i can hear the doorbell. but it'll take me a minute to move the sofa. i am wearing shark kigurumi pajamas that's how you'll know it's my house, the delay from the door bell impulse, the sound of a sofa moving, the shark |
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i think you do need to have someone with you, yes |
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i am just a new eschelon of problem shark |
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ew, darius. gross |
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darius can't come over. i've never, like, full-on socked someone out of nowhere, but... |
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bandcamp page, chop chop you fucking fool, i've already told you how to get free money, if you want to spend it on weed not food you will end up back in hospital with more debt |
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and you misspelled echelon mr big brain |
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dude, you look so stickman thin. if you go to a shelter, they must give you something call salvation army or whatever a working brain needs real food, smartass GET AWAY FROM THE PC |
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aren’t you close to a university? go to the fucking campus. the mensa. ask for help they deal with this everyday, mate |
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they will definitely have a pin wall where you can offer your synths and put an email / number I also bet there must be a pawnbroker near you. you won’t get much but, it’s better than leaving it there when they get you if you don’t start doing something about it |
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keep the digitakt, banana boy |
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i can't find my phone. it's lost in the house somewhere you idiots. i am not an addict. my only problem substance is alcohol. i bought 1.0L Evan Williams whiskey on the first or so and now it's gone and i am not inclined to buy more. that is my state w/rt addiction, etc. i know the whiskey gets me nowhere. i won't buy more of that. the weed actually gives me a handle on my brain enough to do some yoga and maybe.... shit, where is my phone? i am such a problem shark |
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obviously the adderall is not an addiction, simply something that helps me actually function. and now i do not have that, so now i am worse, functionally, etc. thank you very much ladies and gentlemen |
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oh, details. 8/4/84 i was 16 in 2000 and i'm 40 in 2024 it was my birthday. for the trainspotters, that's what i decided to do for my birthday, gradually work through a liter of whiskey leading up to the day itself and now it's done and the whiskey is gone and no more will be purchased. and where the fuck is my phone |
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i also want to add. the idea of writing a note and putting it up on a pin board at a local university... that made me literally LOL |
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i was crossing the street via a button that triggers janky flashing lights and some man screamed at me for making him stop and pedestrians have right of way motherfucker and i think that was also saturday in natick massachusetts a fucking pin board. ice cream. "hippies." catering. $billlionsssss |
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i dunno someone could probably spin my situation into something. all i need is a fat pipe i can't start a siphon with just my lonesome |
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siphons. yes. my father showing me that concept, it lumps in with the trippy shit seeing fireflies and cicadadadada i can't spell everything correct without adderall, but i can spell, thanks. money does no good unless it moves around. money is effectively blood, and if it pools up and stays still it clots and it's like.... i visited CVS the other night, and it felt like an arms deal. there's a beefy black guy i got into mild words with for no reason other than i am mildly pissed [drunk] and angry and sorry i'm buying this and leaving. i am sorry, i did buy the things, i left, there was no incident. shop again at CVS! it's all self-checkout. the only human there is a security guard. that's CVS now. like the arms dealer in a video game |
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a pin board. lol |
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you should try it. you might meet real people |
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happy birthday manik |
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this dude asks help from people on xltronic and the idea of putting up a note on a pinboard at his local university makes him lol... that sums up epic for you |
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escapism 101: spend all you energy arguing on xltronic |
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to be fair he is also rubbish at accepting help from people here lol |
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tru |
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tru 2 |
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maybe he needs to get homeless first and he is not at his lowest point, yet |
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but he asked for it no one gave him advice out of nowhere |
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this will give him something to think about. he just needs to believe, that he got the idea himself |
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Epics has made everyone come together like the united nations to call him a gimp |
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He’s an influencer |
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Hes brought everyone together in a way I didn't think was possible, I think he might be the answer to the middle east peace conundrum |
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Yea, quite possibly…but since that’s in a different part of the zoo, can he run our country and bring peace here? |
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Graft Epics brain Trumps brain I'm sure there is sufficient cranial capacity since Donald's brain is probably now the size of a shrivelled walnut, using all trumps non sequiturs at a much higher and random rate. Can you imagine the speech at the UN "last week my trousers exploded, not very good people bad hombre, I hacked UNIX ya know, i'm covered in shit, build the wall FUCKERS!" |
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oh, if we're putting together my space program: springs. you can't generate gravity without lots of evil dangerous magnates [musk, etc] and more power [reggie watts, elon musk, etc] than the station can afford, and all XOR(cize) is about resistance and reps [where we can see eye2eye] so you need to use springs in space to yank the ol' meatsack in ways gravity does to do things like drain the salty gout brine or whatever you call it. then we go back to the biophysics class that, despite half sleeping through, tells me you also need COGS, because of the easement curve the shape foments. this is explained all in idiot terms because, well, i'm not terribly good at calculus. but none of the people that are good at calculus smoke weed and can we work together? otherwise elon musk is king of mars and sam altman's gay future robots are queen of venus (citation: Redline [2008 anime]. moving too fast) |
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there was a truck ad in CAR AND DRIVER magazine (which i subscribed to for years as a lad) that was like "POWER IS NOTHING WITHOUT CONTROL" and this morning, yes, i think these two things are fungible. you want more power? you need more control. because if you push the power to hard, some motherfucking calculus happens, and it's like trying to put a baseball on top of a basketball and the autism nook is all askinder. this is equivalent to 1/SNAFU_PRINCIPLE from R. A. Wilson books, i stole a lot this from him, because he stole from the best mankind has to offer |
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my process is: well, that was even better than we actually meant it! we simply described a small ball on top of a large one, because that's what came to mind, that situation. but the little nubs on a basketball. the brain's semi-critical state. allowing the baseball to choose from a network of nooks to settle into [autism] but this is still a really dicey situation, guys? and it takes some finesse and practice and simply time and hands on, and... christ, it's even a sports metaphor. then the thing about baseball aerodynamics because of the stitching, we glue that together with the basketball nubs and gravity unifcation easement curve i don't know. what i do know is i want to mess with my boss delay pedals more |
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redline is actually 2009, sorry. i am a human meatsack and all i can do is my best, and my best to clean up the results of doing my best |
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