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We'll, I don't know about you but whenever my bathroom smells, I want to go next door |
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I'm off, nite! |
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We'll? What the fuck are you on, sir. Learn to proof read. |
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Yeah that one is on fucking repeat here. I bet he likes it better at paul's because he feels safer with Paul's dad watching. *reboot, REBOOT* |
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Goodnight arse bandit |
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It's not anyone else's fault that all of the air freshener is "all gone." |
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i would like to do a poo at paul's |
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Paul doesn't like you. It's not going to happen. |
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Aaah little non-european looking boy for the european market of crappers. That one is classic. I always thought it was a tad racist maybe. Now they finally feel it's time (and safe) to show a white boy but can he shit in his house? Nooo it has to be next door. |
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The frequency and tone of these adverts makes it seems like household toilets smell like open sewers. |
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White people don't really poo, john. |
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Well, not in their own houses at least, or their own Johns, John. |
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If you're looking for the best poo experience you need to travel to Japan. They know what you It's like going to the Gym and having a swim followed with a massage and a snack. |
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Before i take a shit i like to write a V sign on my back with deodorant. |
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I can't believe Paul lets you back each time. |
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Crikey. My evil grandad used to have a toilet that supposedly sprayed your arse clean. I tried it once and it was horrible. It also dried you. Paper any day for me. Bidet technology. I would have thought it's a bit intimate to be done at a random tube station! |
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"In a hotel or newer building". Ok maybe not a tube station. |
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Haha! your evil grandad! One of my grandmothers was evil according to my mum. I only remember having custard and eating biscuits whilst she was apparently pissed out of her brains. |
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I've never used a bidet, but know someone who has burned their ass by using one. |
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:D My evil grandad still has a variety of jobs and disguises. Lately he's pretending to be all caring as my rather nice grandma lies in a bed in some home begging to die. He drinks pig's blood in a cellar with his mates. At least that's the rumour in the family. He's been in prison and continuously lies to each and everyone in the family. Bless him. He's always right of course so there's little point in talking with him. I put on an act. I can't be bothered fighting with him anymore. He's a lost cause. |
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If he was in the states he'd have made millions. I bet it was in doncaster though. |
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He was on holiday: he'd never used a bidet before, so he jumped at the chance of using one. He started using it, and he realised its stream was a little weak, so he turned the speed up to the maximum. Little did he know that the bidet was broken, and the handle that linked to speed was also linked to heat. A geiser of hot water shot up at him and he ran screaming into the bedroom "MY ARSE IS HURTING." Nice! |
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Toucan Sam says Fruit Loops smell amazing. You could, like, grind them up and blow them around with a fan. |
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I googled "bidet wicked!" and found . I guess they meant "wicked bidet". |
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I guess you meant |
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I was going to say the most shocking thing known to man. I don't know what's wrong with me tonight. Is it full moon? |
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Say it. |
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Nah i can't. Something bad would happen. Did you listen to Thatne's new track? |
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Yes, and I don't really like it. |
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Personally, i use . Notice how one can stay online using skype for instance. |
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That could be one of the worst things to see, walking into a toilet. It looks like HAL 9000 quit his job in space exploration to become a filthy bathroom whore. Those wanting hands just creep me out. They only need to stroke someone's shoulder in a Windows 7 informational video and I'm officially plunged into psychosis. |
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It's Johnny 6. Very sad. |
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The day a pair of cold cyborg hands reach for my penis is the day I stop pissing in public toilets. |
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Speaking of public toilets. is the hottest subject on twitter right now. 93 posts every 4 seconds. |
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"#youknowyourfat when you catch mad cow disease" aha. |
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If I had a Twitter, I'd post the most banal things, such as how BBC3 should be after BBC2. |
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yes but they have made any experience void of being experienced because of thought! Guess who i am! |
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You're me, mirror-man. |
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Stop confusing me with all your mirrors. |
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But even the greatest stars discover themselves in |
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I have no idea how you strangers can possibly have clean underwear without using a bidet. Do your thongs have skidmarks when you change them? |
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In the civilised world we've developed a system and tool to utilise after using the toilet, its called wiping you arse with toilet paper. Magical invention. |
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Aaah the sound of machines our parents used! |
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I love listening to early synth music. Some Passendale, if you will. Tasty. |
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in my side of the planet have the magic of wipe THEN we clean our STILL DIRTY ASS. Seriously it's a thing you want to do. |
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Time for some |
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I wanted bufferin but this one will have to do |
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So you take a shower? |
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Or some uncharacteristic |
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Nice. Posted this before but 's so good |
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