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Haha. You and Descent make my world go round. |
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These comedy drums are taking one hell of a beating. |
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Got myself one of these Slave Childs for my kit. |
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bffftw! |
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You better be writing some sort of mournful elegy, cementing your lament towards my death. You'll be on before Can, and after the buffet. |
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Did you put one in a bass bin? |
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Best Friends Forever, Fuck Tiger Woods? |
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The bass bin is full of pubic dust. |
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Oh gosh, I'd be both honored and gutted. But mostly I'd be hungry. That buffet smells good. |
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I don't like him anymore. He's so mean. |
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You have a faulty slavechild, then - they're supposed to lick clean their dwellings. |
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There will be an endless tide of Vol-au-vents, charged to my estate. But you're also in the will as the man who foots the bill. |
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Once again, honored and gutted. |
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But you get to eat the leftover hors d'Å“uvres, as long as you clean wherever this is taking place in. |
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Ah no i bought the dust myself :( it's dry sperm coated so it shines all around the bass bin when it's struck. |
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Ooo i can picture the vol au vents already. Filled with pig sick and chicken eyelids i presume? |
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So I'm guessing you'll be having a sea burial, what with the river of spit aimed at your casket from your slaves, ferrying you to the ocean. |
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When my slaves are older, i will let them bathe in my spermas. I do like these little moments. |
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Truly a sweet dictator. |
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Video games are banned. Only i can play them. Once a week everyone has to stop their work and come listen to my reviews. |
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It's a damned smooth groove. |
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"Do you see this jaundice pizza shaped character? Damn right it's Pac-Man, and he's chomping his pills. And what's this, children? Intergalactic conundrum? Yeah, Space Invaders, bitches. Live with it." |
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"Wait, you'll love this one! It's my personal favourite." Jaundice pizza, anyone? |
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"Board games, bitches? You ever seen a dog own a hotel? You never will, either. Oh and what's this, Pictionary? Well guess what I'm drawing for you kids? Yeah, a big N-O." |
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I like to use my little silver dog token when i play monopoly in front of the slaves to cheer them up and make the work better. |
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Of course, using the top-hat would just be a blase representation of your domination. And they like dogs. They haven't the foggiest idea about what a thimble is, you just let them sew unprotected. |
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I read 'screw' there for a minute. |
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Well, sir - using a thimble is scarce protection for such needs. |
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I just ate an apple and now my hand has this horrible anal-y smell. I'm scared i could have been poisoned. |
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It was the apple of your eye. Unfortunately it was your brown eye. |
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I'm putting a band together called Watership Down. |
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Watership Downo is an upgrade. |
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I'll be drummer. |
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And eventually Watership Download? Descent: I really wanted to be drummer... |
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downoload.. |
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I was thinking more Watership Down Syndrome. But there's probably room for sister groups and the fair. . . |
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Fine, I'll be lead vocals/songwriter for Watership (Economic) Down(turn)oload. |
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can i be floating member on congos and fishstick? |
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You can be the guy who makes Watership Economic Downturnoload Syndrome T-shirts for when we perform live. |
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Yes but i want to be the floating one. |
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"Introducing the bouyant RussellDust!" |
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I'm sorry but you made a spelling mistake and added my name next to it? |
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I made a typo and then I killed one of your slaves for not proof-reading it. |
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You went and killed the only one that could read. |
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But surely you can just buy some more, with the money from this new band project? |
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It's costing me a lot to keep lupus yonderboy in the band. What was this thread about? |
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From looking at the header, pictures of naughty people - only someone spelled it noughties. To be honest, I've just been waiting for 101 posts in this thread so I can go to sleep. |
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"To be honest, I've just been waiting for 101 posts in this thread so I can go to sleep." Haha fucking hell i was about to say the same though with 100. |
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Goodnight, Sir Russell of Dustington. |
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