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I shouldnt worry,in my experience gobby salesmen come to grief in one of three ways, i)They total their BMW by laughing and coughing at a topical 'joke' sent to their phone and hitting the central reservation,then go on the sick for the rest of their pudgey days. ii)They retire at 42 citing either a heart conditon or high cholesterol levels.(otherwise known as the fat bastard conjecture) iii)Theyre discovered in a Travelodge sunk up to the nuts in a German shepherd/Nother mans wife/Pre-op Transexual. ...falalalala lalalala. |
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That's them. That's them yet they lack the wit to pull any of those finales off. Now watching The Comic Strip´s "Four Men in a Car" |
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The Comic Strips would make a hell of a gift. |
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Ok, good hint, duly borne in mind. |
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ahaha |
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Congratulations on your new job mate x |
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ta |
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Ill send you a busty pirate in return. |
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found this ... merry christmas! |
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I think I found what you need for Christmas, Dusty Russ. |
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Those shoes are off da hook b. Etnies . Love the tipp-ex 3d feel and crazy phrase. i'd love to have them for this wedding i'm attending. I hear sigur ros are playing there! |
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No, you accidentally hired a bubblegum pop band called Sugar Boss. |
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So what's this proof reading thing about? |
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Recently I've been looking over my posts after I write them and find that I've put fourteen "insteads" and mispelled badumtsch. I'm a failure. |
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I didn't book the band you funky crocket. I meant to remind you it's not my wedding. It's someone else's. For pretend of course. |
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You have some of the most classy putdowns. I'm both a muffler and a funky crocket. I like it. |
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10 to go buddy! |
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Or I'll have premature postjaculation and stop at 999. |
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Find a decent face at least |
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i will ease you to a thousand and then fuck off and carry on watching Dexter. |
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I still have your drumslave. |
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Keep him moist! |
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I've created a website which administers short electrical shocks to him, forcing him to play. |
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Can i click on that? I mean really. Instantrimshot? |
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Hahaha! |
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Yes, it's SFW. I'm an honest man, you see. |
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Loved it. I'm tired yet i deeply want to watch this fucking show. |
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Here's a Christmas treat for you, Dussellboy! |
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I just came all over the place |
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That's what she said!* *See link above for sound effect. |
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I still don't dare post in that spam thread. |
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Why not? |
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I'm scared of reality. |
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I'll hold your hand on the way there, don't worry, the bigger boys won't bully you. You're just special my little Russelly. |
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genuine calm reflective lol |
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Tell Dustette that it's a good fun time to love one another and celebrate the spirit of giving, no matter her religion or political affiliation. I haven't been to a church in a decade but I still celebrate Christmas. It might as well be called Giftmas for as little connection as it still has to religion in my life! |
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no |
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i wanna see you in your new coat and nothing else. i got/am getting my cra tax paid for a year and some cash. some new pans and mommsie bought up my knife set when she came to visit, and my sister and niece gave me a new hat. but what i really want for xmas is head, or at least a cuddle with a pretty lassie. |
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Ging,I'd love to oblige,I tried on my new coat earlier with nothing on underneath,was overcome by the silky lining and bowed to the overwhelming desire to pleasure myself by locking myself in the bathroom for ten minutes.Thus rendering me shaking and drained and unable to keep the camera still long enough for a decent shot.I fear I shall never be able to wear the coat with just my nudi-suit underneath... (this is of course an enormous fiction,but it sounds so much better,and more believable, than Ive got water retention and my camera is in nottingham.) :) x |
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xltronic erotic fiction :O_ |
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Ooo it seems i'll be getting a John Lithgow blow up doll! Christmas is not too nice for me as my family is all over the world and i'm alone here. Add to that dustette not really being a fan. I just pretend it's not there. Even though there's a month long christmas market here that i can't avoid. I used to love christmas ,when i was innocent. |
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you've know idea how attractive i find a lassie with water retention. yes the fiction part did sound better and it's making me smile funny at people coming into the theatre for the panto. good work |
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Ooo listen to old kinky boots there!! |
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Ooo |
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You'd better watch it, I already have a bit of a strange fantasy about you and that didn't help matters much. I shouldn't be telling anyone this. |
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A Google Image Search for "old kinky boots" brings about these sensual pieces of footwear |
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I knew a guy who would have dreamed to get a sniff of those. He used to ask us to give him dirty old socks of ours for him to breathe. Oddly, he would wear sunglasses, a shirt, cycling short, socks and football boots. |
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A friend told me of a story of the time someone kocked at his door, and pushed him out of the way. The guy ran to the toilet and grabbed the very used toilet brush and ran back out the door. My friend said he didn't stop him because that was the day he bought a new toilet brush anyway. |
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Haha! (great typo btw). I like toilet brushes but i prefer toilet paper. *badoom teesh* |
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