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Found these on a joke site & find them Real funny! 1: Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead to undoing of fly. 2: Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone. 3: Man who run in front of car get tired. 4: Man who run behind car get exhausted. 5: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. 6: Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ. 7: Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. 8: Man with one chop stick go hungry. 9: Man who scratches butt should not bite finger nails. 10: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. 11: Baseball is wrong... man with four balls cannot walk. 12: Panties not best thing on earth... but next to it. 13: War doesn't determine who is right. War determines who is left. 14: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. 15: Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. 16: It take many nails to build crib... but one screw to fill it. 17: Man who drive like hell bound to get there. 18: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. 19: Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. 20: Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. 21: Man who farts in church sits in own pew. 22: Crowded elevator smells different to midget. 23: Difference between pick pocket and peeping tom is the pick pocket snatches watches. 24: Gay Indian is also a brave sucker. 25: Man and mouse are the same... both end up in pussy. 26: Sex is like bridge game... don't need a partner if you have good hand. |
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hmmmmm, racist, but funny all the same |
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How racist?? |
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moderately racist |
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Sorry no....I mean how is it racist? |
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The whole thing is mildly racist but this in particular: 24: Gay Indian is also a brave sucker. |
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that's not tooooo racist, it's funny too =oD |
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Toooooo racist or not, its offensive to some. |
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You trying to say that there are no Gay Indians? And that there is no such thing as a brave? All jokes are offensive, that's why we laugh at them.... I don't see what is racist about it? It's just a play on words.... If it said all Indians are cock suckers....yes, it would be racist....but it doesn't....and they're not! |
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11: Baseball is wrong... man with four balls cannot walk. 18: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. 26: Sex is like bridge game... don't need a partner if you have good hand. lol ^^ |
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Anyway, what's wrong with being racist? it's just stating the facts if you say that white race is obviously superior to all others, right? No hard feelings about it. |
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man who walk through airport turnstile sideways always going to bangkok |
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wow meho, I love your plainspeak! ;) |
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I knew I'd found a kindred spirit here. |
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No use hiding in hypocrisy !! :) |
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I'm not adverse to a bit of racism myself; I hate the English with a burning intensity, and the Welsh even more. |
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Hmm, then I'm not racist because I hate everyone. Shit, that's what Marilyn manson used to have on his T-shirts. I'm really a sorry-arse copycat. |
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:) nice cop out! I can just picture the make up, the contacts .. whats the difference between hating people that hate people or just hating people? hate is a strong word tho innit? mmm |
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Welsh people do tend to despise us English.... Perhaps because they see the validity in our argument that Wales should be converted into a giant carpark? |
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Gotta say though, love the pic.....what a babe! But I always get a shiver of hatred when I hear the name Marilyn manson....or is it Brian?? That guy is just so very, very sad!!! |
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i don't think ther's a difference btw, i try not to hate-but it just doesn't work sometimes 'caus some ppl are really fuckin idiots |
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What, like Milton Keynes or Essex? It could bring some benefits I guess. As long as the Welsh were expelled. |
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Quite possibly! Bu I am in quite a prediciment as I am English but am currently living in Wales.....talk about sleeping with the enemy! But just to show how silly they can be....most of the people here in swansea, think that I (who is from the south west) sound Irish! How mad is that!!?? |
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It is Brian Warner and Ihate his guts too. Korben, whatare you on about? I just hate people, at least 90% of people I ever came in contact with should be erased off the face of this planet. I wasn't trying to make a PC statement there. |
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An Englishman living in Wales? You're the worst kind of debased scum ANd you live in the arsehole of Wales. |
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And when i say hate, it's not like I feel any real passion, and it's not like I think these people are less valuable then me, it's just that I feel I'd be far better off if they never existed. |
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Meho: that's cool, wasn't meaning to insult you by making you sound PC! - I guess prejudice and racism is getting a little conflated here .. or something. I'm too lazy to hate |
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Don't knock flim-flam, jonesy....he could be our man behind enemy lines, laying down his life for the cause. Advance our carpark proposal at the next 'Sheep-Interaction Seminar' and see how many yards you get before being skinned alive and buggered. |
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No, it's OK, I know you well and I know that you didn't mean anything bad, really. Besides, I haven't sent you those Cd's yet and you have every right to insult me as much as you feel like. I am too lazy to hate with passion too, which I explained a few posts below. |
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I don't wish to make alliances with Englishman Isaac, least of all cockney welkes like yourself. I believe london should be napalmed to oblivion. |
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Sheep-interaction, as in sheep-shagging? |
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Sheep interaction is a more romantic word. Its like the difference between fucking and making love. |
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Meho: :), as Friedrich would say - hatred is pettiness (don't know if he actually said that). Take yer time with them cd's .. :), you up for another shot of Gadamer? Jonesy: could you be the charismatic leader the 'people' have been waiting for ?? hehe.. |
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Possibly Korben. I have an abiding contempt for the masses and that is always a necessary quality. |
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Jonesy - I'm confused, you're from Cardiff but hate Wales and the Welsh almost as much as you hate England and the English? From where do you reside and originate? |
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wait .. err .. um .. shouldn't you be on their side if you were to lead the uprising? |
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Isaac: He's welsh! makes sense dunnit? |
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i'm Welsh born but have resided in england for a few years. Self-loathing that is extended to cover one's ethnic group or nation is perfectly plausible no? |
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I can appreciate the self-loathing complex that must come with being Welsh, what with being piss-poor at all sport and being continually covered in phlegm. |
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I am a serb and I fucking hate serbs. I hate them even more then others as I know serbs better, doesn't that make sense? |
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To speak more accurately, I hate nationalism at all levels and of all peoples (apart from countries who are occupied e.g. Ireland or Palestine as this is linked to fighting oppression). I hate flag-waving and national pride for the contemptible enterprise that it is. I was living in Nottingham at the time of the World Cup and felt particularly nauseas at the sight of so many English flags. how I wanted Argentina to win. |
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jonesy - you may have something in common with an Englishman, a cockney one at that! I too wield a deep disliking of all things flag-bearing. Not so much football, more the Royal family for I am a staunch anti-Monarchist who believes that all living members should be strung up at Traitors Gate for the crimes of their for-fathers, washing their hands in the blood of the common man. Parasitic scum. |
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I hate nationalism, too. I hate petriotism too. I hate all kinds of collectivisms. That doesn't make me a hippy, of course. |
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what's the point in supporting oppressed nationalism -> it's either not going to make a difference, or its going to lead to another nation(s) being oppressed ?? |
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Not necessarily. While I would be loathe to form alliances with elites in my own country, if I was living in an occupied country the most effective means of fighting the occupying force would be along national lines. |
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I come from a country that specializes in violence, both domestically and abroad... You guys don't know what you're talking about... ;.) |
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Fly who sits on toilet seat gets pissed off |
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Charming :p |
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Humph :p |
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