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offline graeble from nipafrizan (Antarctica) on 2002-08-24 23:28 [#00363511]
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i love putting on his ambient shit and seeing how long i
can masturbate for. one time i made through both discs and
the orgasm was tremendous


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-08-24 23:29 [#00363513]
Points: 14550 Status: Lurker



i promise not to come in your mouth


 

offline Clic on 2002-08-24 23:34 [#00363524]
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Isn't that from a David Allen Koe song?


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-08-24 23:38 [#00363530]
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frank zappa


 

offline rzezniq from gorzow (Poland) on 2002-08-24 23:42 [#00363534]
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fucking pervert!


 

offline Clic on 2002-08-24 23:43 [#00363535]
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Yeah, it's also in a D.A.K song. Now there's a vulger son of
a bitch.


 

offline hedphelym from Montreal (Canada) on 2002-08-25 04:09 [#00363701]
Points: 749 Status: Addict



thanks for sharing, graeble.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-08-25 04:11 [#00363703]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



now everytime someone puts his 'ambient shit' on they'll
think of a 15-year old, feverishly jacking off..

nice.


 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2002-08-25 04:28 [#00363707]
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oh dear me


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-08-25 04:33 [#00363709]
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oh dear,

as you so rightly say mr. Mouse,

me



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-25 04:36 [#00363711]
Points: 21427 Status: Regular



I can fire grenades out of my nostrils


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-08-25 04:38 [#00363713]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



I can fire grenades out of my-

oh
better not say that
for fear of banning


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-25 04:39 [#00363716]
Points: 21427 Status: Regular



Certain orifices have a sort of... taboo I guess for what
reason I do not know


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-08-25 04:43 [#00363717]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



oh

but I do know
thats why I'm keeping stumm


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-08-25 05:23 [#00363742]
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are u really from antarctica?


 

offline wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2002-08-25 05:57 [#00363756]
Points: 2849 Status: Lurker



oh, i made time grenades fire in your Mouse, mr.
i keep antarctica in tremendous fear of
15-year old shit
really
they masturbate better knowing someone Is feverishly sharing
Certain orifices



 

offline hedphelym from Montreal (Canada) on 2002-08-25 06:39 [#00363789]
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interesting


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-08-25 07:12 [#00363816]
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hedphelym is thinking naughty thoughts


 

offline Ubik from United States on 2002-08-25 08:30 [#00363922]
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what the hell else is there to do in Antartica? these
research labs must have terrible sexual tension....
everybody trying to find a place to have sex with each other
or a private place to masturbate in those small quarters...
guys couldnt do it outside, so few places to hide, no trees,
and I wonder at what temperature "it" freezes when it leaves
the body.... so what the hell else there is to do except
listen to music and masturbate?


 

offline dave from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-08-25 08:41 [#00363936]
Points: 1135 Status: Regular



masturbate


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-25 08:43 [#00363939]
Points: 21427 Status: Regular



does television work or you need some of that
"electricalicitamaty"? you might know, it's like there's
long wires of metal and they magically carry some sort of
magic powers... I think there's a central magic power place
that generates magic power or something, I'm not an expert
on how it works... but if there is any of that
"electricalicitamaty" then play videogames or something
*hiccup

*presses reply on a brilliant message


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-08-25 09:12 [#00363989]
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well shut my mouth!


 

offline uzim on 2002-08-25 10:26 [#00364030]
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stop making subjects about aphex twin, they're gross!
let's talk about important things instead... like... hey,
what's your favorite vegetable?


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-08-25 10:28 [#00364031]
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Aphex who????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I thought this was the Britney Spears Message Board... dang!


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-08-25 10:34 [#00364036]
Points: 4404 Status: Lurker



I wanted to fuckin kill people tonight... I cant believe how
much some people annoy me.... I wanted to fucking ATTACK!!!!


 

offline uzim on 2002-08-25 10:35 [#00364038]
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aphney spin... britphex twears... hmm...


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-08-25 10:39 [#00364041]
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Well, that is definately the quickest way to get thrown back
in jail!


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-08-25 10:39 [#00364042]
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your right its true....


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-08-25 10:41 [#00364043]
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You know the Jedi man always speaketh the truth!


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-08-25 10:41 [#00364044]
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its hard to explain


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-08-25 10:52 [#00364067]
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Is that Sammy Davies Jnr in your pic?


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-08-25 10:52 [#00364068]
Points: 4404 Status: Lurker



no dickhead its fucking hunter s thompson


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-08-25 10:53 [#00364069]
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gonzo all in your grill


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-08-25 10:53 [#00364070]
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Don't call me dickhead!


 

offline Thater from Helena, MT (United States) on 2002-08-25 10:55 [#00364076]
Points: 36 Status: Lurker



Weird... my avatar is Spider Jerusalem... who is a
journalist from the comic series Transmetropolitan... he's
very largely based on Hunter S. Thompson, which is how I got
interested... I'm a big fan of the good doctor.


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-08-25 10:56 [#00364081]
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dickhead


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-08-25 10:57 [#00364083]
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Sure looks like Sammy Davis Jnr! Are you sure?


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-08-25 10:57 [#00364084]
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Jail boy!


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-08-25 10:58 [#00364086]
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DICKHEAD!!!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-08-25 10:59 [#00364094]
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JAIL BOY!!!


 

offline hedphelym from Montreal (Canada) on 2002-08-25 11:02 [#00364099]
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Corngrower, I actually do find you to be an interesting
character (a huge compliment in my books), but I find your
agression diapointing, not to mention unprovoked.
Yer alright.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-25 11:03 [#00364100]
Points: 21427 Status: Regular



Is that will smith?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-25 11:04 [#00364102]
Points: 21427 Status: Regular



*checks my book... well it's just listed as a minor
compliment in my book, I guess our books cancel eachother
out


 

offline hedphelym from Montreal (Canada) on 2002-08-25 11:05 [#00364104]
Points: 749 Status: Addict



You're an interesting one, too, w M w


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-08-25 11:05 [#00364105]
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Im sorry, somtimes I really cant contain my weird fucking
mind... I think one of these days it may eat me alive....


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-25 11:10 [#00364112]
Points: 21427 Status: Regular



thanks... I guess (it's just a minor compliment after all)
I'd return the compliment but there's so slim a chance
praise of such an insignificant scale will aid my chances or
replicating my genes with yours that I'd have better results
with my hand.


 

offline hedphelym from Montreal (Canada) on 2002-08-25 11:12 [#00364113]
Points: 749 Status: Addict



I too know what's it's like to have a mind that's not quite
right.

It sounds like you may also have a testoterone build-up,
maybe you need to jizz, or work out, or something.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-25 11:14 [#00364117]
Points: 21427 Status: Regular



All systems became ill


 

offline hedphelym from Montreal (Canada) on 2002-08-25 11:16 [#00364121]
Points: 749 Status: Addict



my last post was for the corny one


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-08-25 11:17 [#00364124]
Points: 4404 Status: Lurker



I feel the world functioning perfectly around me and yet Im
perfectly locked inside myself... instead of oneness I feel
isolation


 


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