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it's almost impossible to get your attation! how was your trip? Why havent you answered your mail? ;) |
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*bumps'n'pokes* |
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Your online flirting has all of us others cringing in disgust, junktion. But we still love you. |
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:-i |
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Sorry, Junktion! My NYC trip was educational(?), and a bit lame. Perhaps having such an annoying travel companion was a big part of the lame-factor. He's a cobbler elf. Really. He repairs shoes and is a few inches shorter than me, and I'm 5'7". He is extremely child-like, the most immature 24yr old I have ever met! He has a "big crush" on me, and could not understand that I had ZERO interest in him sexually. Anyway, I didn't make it out to any clubs, as I had intended to :( About your mail, I will reply... |
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This is the 5th post in this topic... and its gonna shoot to the top and Junkys gonna think that hedphelym has posted there and he's gonna Rrrrrrrrrrun to this post with excitment :P |
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AH FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK! |
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*hahahahaha* |
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Haha, let's do some more of it. |
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nicely done Meho :D |
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Junktion, I'm going to ask you some strange questions, but please answer them: do you know what a Siamese cat is? do you know what asparagus is? do you know what (magic) mushrooms are? do you know what a hash pipe is? are you familiar with female anatomy? have you ever stolen anything in your life? ...well my travel companion would answer NO to all of the above! |
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Princo: here, mate, gimme a five! |
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lol.:)....why the fuck did you end up travelling with him?..sounds like you were somewhat mis-matched... |
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do you know what a Siamese cat is? yes do you know what asparagus is? yes do you know what (magic) mushrooms are? ohhhh yes...i remeber the summer of 19...argh...damn flashbacks do you know what a hash pipe is? I was actually going to start "Steven's Handmade Hash-pipes and Bongs" once are you familiar with female anatomy? hehe...i know more than i want to have you ever stolen anything in your life? i once stole some duck-tape from my school |
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* sound of 2 greasy, hairy palms clapping* |
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I am familliar with female underwear, does that count? |
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Yeah, right!!! |
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probly your neoghbors underwear you pervert! =p |
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again...misspelling can be a serious healt-issue ... |
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or his mummys :S |
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ah geez |
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=& ...my god... |
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I don't have a mother, but yes, hers was the first female underwear I got to wear... |
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TOPIC IS CLOSED UNTILL FURTHER NOTICE |
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When he asked me if I had any constucive criticism for him, and I mentioned his lack of general knowledge, he claimed that living in Canada for merely 15 yrs! was why he didn't know certain words. Bollucks! Many of the ppl on this board have never lived in an English speaking country and still do better than him. Speaking of which, Fuck your English is good, Junktion! :) btw, he paid for my plane ticket. |
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Was there some "I buy her a plane ticket, she will sleep with me" thing going on in his head, do ya reckon?... |
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No,no, he brought that subject up before the trip. He honestly didn't expect anything in return. He is very innocent, truly child-like. We had seperate beds, of course. |
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same room? ...he sounds like one of my 'friends'...you know the kind of people that reminds you how difficult it is to get a doggy-poo of your shoes? |
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oh, I should have included this to the questions list: do you know what a bra is for? same room to save $, is all. |
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i know what it's for...and i know how to open 'em ;)...i like tight dresses with no bra better...like girls in wet t-shirts or latex.....erhm...back to the topic... |
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mine are big, btw ;) |
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you tease |
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I think it's time to send that email, eh Maria? ;) |
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just wondering, deo guys tell every girl they're with they have amazing breasts even if they aren't amazing? |
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no |
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I often tend to be TO honest |
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I'll tell ysou as soon as I make it with a girl |
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and the rest of you guys? |
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aw Meho...there's lots of girls out there who likes fat plummers ;) |
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Meho, I read that u have a g/f, be honest :) |
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It's an unfair question to ask a guy really, Put him on the spot. No girl has ever asked me that. |
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Aw, shucks, my cover is blown: OK then, no, I'm not really Ron Jeremy, and, yes I do have a girlfriend. Only I never discuss her breasts with her. |
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Junktion, I'm going to bed, for I have a photo-shoot this aft, with a casting agent (for film,tv,ads,etc.) I'll send u mail later... |
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i'm waiting then... ;) |
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you don't like her breasts? |
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this thread is jolly personal isnt it. |
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and good luck |
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You can always compliment a lady on her breasts regardless of size. It depends on personal preference and if a girl asked 'Do you like my tits?' and you say no or pussyfoot around she is bound to be annoyed. |
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princo... |
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I only say "you have fabulous tits" when I want to have sex with her, does that count? Oh, yes, as a matter of fact I think it does... |
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