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1. Does anyone know how to spell "Jean Jaques Perie" the bloke who made the tune from the lucosade advert in which the cat jumps onto a mans head ? 2. Does anyone have any tips how to deal with posh people / snobs. |
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well nr. 2 ... go with the flow...be a snob yourself... or kill them all |
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2. Challenge them to a duel. |
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throw rocks! that will teach them |
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just kill them all! |
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2.: http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/smalltalk.html |
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1= Jean-Jacques Perrey, I think the track on that advert was called EVA. It's also sampled in an Ice T track. |
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http://www.artistdirect.com/music/artist/card/0,,513599,00. html may help for question one. |
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Ice T suck so bad!!!! |
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In your eyes maybe Vonb. |
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kill tha foool! |
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What've they done? |
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They force me to eat "elevensies". At that time I am not hungry. I am also forced to button the top button of my shirt even when the weather is hot. Next I assume I will be forced to wear dicky bow ties and call my mam and dad Mummy and Daddy. |
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take on a 'come to daddy'-mask and throw rocks!!! |
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"elevensies". whats that... ? |
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"elevensies" = food consumed at 11am every morning.Usually a cake-based item. Hence all posh people are fat twats. The skinny ones are skinny because they ride horses all day whilst snorting cocain from the mains of said horse. Prince Harry and all the slags who hang around him are the type of people who piss me off. The probly don't like me as I purchase food from Asda in the white tins. |
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Start talking like a complete fuckhead - "Oh, I tells ew what right I met this right slag up the ill and she let me shag er all night, she was minging but ooo cares innit!" |
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act out that sketch from Monty Python. The one where Graham Chapman goes on about "ooh we're orf to play the grahnd piahno are we? playing croquet on the lawn with mater and pater? buttered scones for me mater" or something. |
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