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When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? |
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and People who are willing to get off their arses to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. |
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Hey, that's me :D |
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yeah i am a culprit of that |
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It *is* easier in the long run to look around for the remote.. I usually go to the TV to change channels/voloume then search for it and throw cushions in there air in a big strop when I can't find it :D |
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i like to look for it to keep fit |
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I do it to, but it is sooooo stooopid |
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.McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It has to be a Mcchicken Sandwich, just a Chicken Sandwich get blank looks...........Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McPlonker. lol |
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a typical welsh thing to say that bug aswell is "Who's coat is this Jacket?" and "Are you reading that paper your sitting on?" duh !!!!!!! |
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well, I work at McDonalds, and at mcdonalds there are three chicken sandwiche's... if you say "I'll have the chicken sandwich", how are we supposed to know which one you mean? The McChicken is the name of one of them... |
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And why is it that when someone looks at their watch to see what time it is, and then you ask them the time, THEY LOOK AT THEIR WATCH AGAIN!!! |
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lol yeah ! |
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I saw a TV that had a button on the front to make the remote beep so you could find it. I thought that was kind of twisted in a way. |
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I see, so they look at me stupid cause I am stupid.......... aaaahhhh. It all makes sense now =oD |
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Because honey, time is not constant, ti changes. Plus, 9/10 when I look at my watch I don't absorb the time I mean ti, but I just end up admiring the shiny-ness of the clock face so if some-one asks the time I gotta look again. |
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hehe, no I don't want that to seem mean or anything what I said, but it is true... it doesn't mean you're stupid, but I have encountered this at work... someone comes up and asks for a chicken sandwich... I usually just ask "Ok, the McChicken?" and they say yes, and it's all settled... :) |
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"it's always the last place you look" nah I think it's meant like 'the last place you'd think of looking' :D |
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I just pretend I can tell the time. And if you have to politly excuse yourself, do you say I gotta go and look at you wrist weather you have a watch on or not ? |
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here's one... why is it that sometimes when a person asks me a question, I'll say "what?", and then before they ask me again, I'll answer the question... why do I say "what?" when I actually heard the question... :) |
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yeah, but really..... I am stupid 8oS ask Jar =op |
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of flim flam, he'll tell you |
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funk, yeah i do that all the time everyone gets angry bout that. its so useless but i cant stop doing it.. |
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I hate it when Sue Barker says "Congradulations"........... ARRRRGH! |
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And why....when you ask someone who is reading a book which they are half way through what the book is called....they look at the frickin cover!! They are half way through and don't even know what it's called for gods sake!!! |
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Yup....p0g0 is a mullet! 8op |
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I think it must be that we're mentally slow, and so it takes a long time for the question to register with us... so we ask what... and then before the person asks again it finally registers with our brains, and we answer... :) |
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lol I was reading on the bus once and this little scruffy teen came up to me and said "does ewe like reading?" I felt like saying "no, it's torture" |
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I do that aaaaaaaaaaaalllllllll the time =oD Samual L Jackson would HATE me! "Say what again mother fucker !" |
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That's one of my brother's piss take welsh sayings- like, "if you can guess how many sheep are in this barrel you can have both of them" Our PE teacher used to ask, "whose shoes are these boots?" which is an interesting variation on the theme. |
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I think the main thing which reeeeaaaallllyy annoys me is people who cannot speak correctly! I have heard people (as I look a little weird with long hair and all) say things like "Wot yu fukkin lukin at ya fukin wanka!" Now, it isn't the verbal abuse that gets to me....it's the complete lack of pronounciatory sense (is there such a word a pronounciatory?) There should be an IQ test at 18years and if people fail, they should be sterilised! |
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Q:What's your favourite colour? A: Sky blue pink! Hehehe |
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Did ya mean muppet honey? (typo disease strikes again) |
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I'm sorry, but i've really got a problem with people in britain who pronounce advertisement 'advertizement'...bloody americanisms |
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and people saying "this always happens to me" when something bad happens... or pretending someone (or themselves) is crazy, whereas it's just a normal person, or pretending they always do things bad in order to look modest... or laughing to something not funny at all in order not to make the situation any worse, or trying to laugh when they're ashamed... or saying "he's not bad, he just wants to play with you! he's a nice dog!" when their dog jumps on you (damn i have a phobia, i don't care if it's a nice dog or not! i just don't want it to jump on me!)... or people being falsely polite, just in order to be more arrogant and condescending... or people trying to talk kindly to you when you're obviously upset, it just makes you more upset... or people loving something you don't give a fuck about, always talking about it like they don't notice that they're just annoying you... or people categorizing other people, things... or people giving themselves a style in order to be accepted in some group, letting down their true personality (if they have one)... or any closed-minded people... or... etc |
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I hate people that ask me what I'm doing, when I'm OBVIOUSLY not doing shit-all! I'm sitting at my CPU, eating Shreddies while staring at the monitor, and my mom comes in and asks me what I'm doing... what the fuck does she expect to say... ''looking at porn'', ''playing hockey'', ''cannibalizing small children''? Fuck... mind your own bees-wax!!!! |
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same with me Ophecks. |
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No Tess....I meant mullet! |
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I'm a bit of both actually |
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How about "overly negative people?" >:)~ |
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She's got a mullet? She a Judas Priest Groupie? Or a fish..? Or an actual poece of hair..? |
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i REALLY dislike when people who DO NOT know me use my first name ....especially over and over. i wear a name badge at work and it drives me up the freaking wall when some OGRE uses my name TWICE in one sentence to ask me something. WTF.....i think they know it BUGS thats why they do it....grrrrrrr thats when i have a FAKE smile on my face and my eyes look at him like DAGGERS..... oye it's such a pet peeeeeeeve! *whew....got that out* |
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I hate everybody... who... ... no, that's about it |
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gosh yavo, we're so alike it's spooky! |
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