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offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-06-22 20:49 [#00280610]
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Ophecks, I knew you'd come. Have a seat won't you?


 

offline Frag from New Jersey (United States) on 2002-06-22 20:53 [#00280616]
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Yeah uh, what in the name of all god does this have to do
with anything?


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-06-22 20:55 [#00280619]
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hush


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-06-22 21:02 [#00280628]
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Mmmm

Don't be sad Angie. Someday we'll be together, you and me.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-06-22 21:05 [#00280632]
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God help us all

Because she is perfect.


 

offline Mr_Flappypants from Louisville (United States) on 2002-06-22 21:12 [#00280644]
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more.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-06-22 21:26 [#00280656]
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HELOOOOO, nurse

Surely she is freak of nature, a physically perfect freak of
nature... and what sets here apart is her brains and skills,
not the typical beauty. She shall one day be mine.


 

offline Sepix from Major City (Austria) on 2002-06-22 21:40 [#00280664]
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naah she is not
you ever heared here talking ?
she sounds like my grandma =)


 

offline nene from United States on 2002-06-22 21:46 [#00280668]
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she's got knobby knees.


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-06-22 22:41 [#00280710]
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I see Ophecks' bubble bursting in the near future when he
finally finds out that his dream about Jolie will not come
true.

lol ;)


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2002-06-23 04:50 [#00280971]
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No way Ophecks!! She will be mine!!!! that bastard Billy
Bong Thrampton or whatever stole her, but I know he is only
drugging her so she won't realize what a dried up hosebag he
is! As soon as my master plan to free her is complete, I
will be reunited with my lost love!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2002-06-23 04:51 [#00280972]
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oh and that first link u posted Ophecks, I have that poster
up in my room :)


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-06-23 04:53 [#00280973]
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she looks like she needs a good leg shaving in the second
picture...


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2002-06-23 04:56 [#00280976]
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I'll volunteer to do it for her!!!


 

offline Tasos from Athens (Greece) on 2002-06-23 04:59 [#00280980]
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I would shag her anyway :-)


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-06-23 05:00 [#00280983]
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hehe... I probably would too, not because she is so amazing,
but because I'm so desperate... :)

I think she's alright, but not as special as Ophecks makes
her out to be... but to each his/her own I guess...


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2002-06-23 05:05 [#00280994]
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Yeah I guess your probably right The_Fu HEY WAIT A MINUTE!
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?! OF COURSE SHE'S AS AMAZING AS
OPHECKS MAKES OUT! haha, j/k, well, i do think she is the
most beautiful woman ever but everyone has their own opinion
so... :)


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-06-23 05:07 [#00281000]
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well ok she's better then alright... she's good... but still
not as good as Ophecks says... according to Ophecks she's a
goddess from the heavens or something, and well I just don't
see that... :)


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2002-06-23 05:09 [#00281005]
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yeah, well, I just hope old Billy Joe Bob Goat Gruff
Thornton kicks the bucket soon so I can get her on the
rebound ;)

(i dont really wish harm to him, maybe they could just get a
divorce?)


 

offline Asche XL on 2002-06-23 05:10 [#00281009]
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i dont think she's hot

avril lavigne on the other hand, deffinate "hottie"


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-06-23 05:11 [#00281010]
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maybe hope he gets Tattoo Cancer or something ;)


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-06-23 05:14 [#00281013]
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Avril Lavigne is alright... what's with all those shots in
her video of her looking up at the camera with these pouty
looks?


 

offline Tasos from Athens (Greece) on 2002-06-23 05:16 [#00281017]
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I dunno Avril Lavigne, but the celeb I would definitely shag
rotten is Diaz... blonde, sweet, stupid... what else... :-)


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-06-23 05:17 [#00281018]
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yes YES, Cameron Diaz is amazing!!!


 

offline Deathsmith from Brussels (Belgium) on 2002-06-23 05:17 [#00281021]
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all I have to say is. . . AVRIL LAVIGNE IS LIKE. . . WAY TOO
YOUNG FOR YOU GUYS AND ANGELINA JOLIE IS A FAT, AWKWARD,
STINKING CUNT.


 

offline Asche XL on 2002-06-23 05:18 [#00281022]
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Avril Lavigne


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2002-06-23 05:19 [#00281024]
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I don't know, I think her face is a little plain, and her
cheeks are a bit massive, and I just kinda have this thing
about stupid chicks, i feel that if I can't connect with
them intellectually I can't connect with them emotionally...
(of course Angelina is exempt from this rule, but im not
certain of her intelligence, just know that she talks kinda
dumb =p)


 

offline Tasos from Athens (Greece) on 2002-06-23 05:19 [#00281025]
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cmon mate Jolie should have a sweet pussy! what are you
talking about...


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2002-06-23 05:19 [#00281027]
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Deathsmith, I've never liked you less than I do now.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-06-23 05:20 [#00281029]
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she's not that young, in her teens... I'm only 19...

but, Avril Lavigne is really cute, not hot imo... definitely
really cute though...


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2002-06-23 05:20 [#00281030]
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on my other post, I was referring to Cameron Diaz about the
cheeks and stuff


 

offline Tasos from Athens (Greece) on 2002-06-23 05:20 [#00281032]
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I saw dat clip and for me Lavigne is even worse that
Spears...


 

offline Deathsmith from Brussels (Belgium) on 2002-06-23 05:21 [#00281034]
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I used to think Cameron Diaz was sorta hot. . . but after
seeing her newest movie (forget the goddamn name -_- . . .
America's Sweetheart's maybe? *shrugs* it was a shitty movie
anyway) my lips curl in disgust whenever I see her.

I mean, in The Mask she was VERRRYYY hot, but now she's
like. . . a dirty dumbass actress that would squeal (like a
pig) in bed.


 

offline Deathsmith from Brussels (Belgium) on 2002-06-23 05:23 [#00281036]
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Haha you guys wanna know who some really hot people are. . .
just let me know.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-06-23 05:23 [#00281037]
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yeah, it's true she has lost some of her, ummm, hotness
since The Mask, but she's still definitely fuck worthy!!! :)


 

offline Deathsmith from Brussels (Belgium) on 2002-06-23 05:24 [#00281040]
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Maybe. . . and, needless to say, I was exaggerating anyway.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2002-06-23 05:25 [#00281042]
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What the SHIT? Angelina could kick the shit out of that
avril chick any day, and at least Angie doesnt do shitty MTV
poppunk or whatever, damn man what the fuck.


 

offline GolgiApp from Seattle (United States) on 2002-06-23 05:25 [#00281043]
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I used to have mad love for Jolie. Then I read about the
implants. I don't like fakers, way too Baywatch for me.
Now I just have mild love for the lass.

Diaz has her moments, but overall is kind of tall and
skinny. I like my ladies to have at least a wee bit of
density.


 

offline Tasos from Athens (Greece) on 2002-06-23 05:26 [#00281046]
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I have dat movie but I haven't seen it yet (I've got exactly
387 divxs), so now I'm not goin' to see it ... thanks ...


 

offline Asche XL on 2002-06-23 05:27 [#00281048]
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Im 17, avrils 17.

I skate, avril skates

Im sitting at a computer talking about hot girls, she isnt.



 

offline Deathsmith from Brussels (Belgium) on 2002-06-23 05:27 [#00281049]
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"AT LEAST ANGIE DOESN'T DO SHITTY MTV POPPUNK OR WHATEVER".
. .

ummm maybe "angie" doesn't do this because she'd suck at it
and she's not a musician, she's an ACTRESS!!!

I'll add that she's a terrible actress, though, and at least
Avril Lavigne can make some good music.


 

offline Deathsmith from Brussels (Belgium) on 2002-06-23 05:28 [#00281051]
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HOW ABOUT AVRIL 14TH?


 

offline brendan ether from the beach (obx, NC) (United States) on 2002-06-23 05:28 [#00281053]
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when i saw the topic, i knew ophecks would have been one of
the first to respond! :)


 

offline Deathsmith from Brussels (Belgium) on 2002-06-23 05:28 [#00281055]
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And also why are we comparing Jolie to Lavigne when one is
like 10 years older than the other?


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-06-23 05:31 [#00281062]
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That Avril bitch is a boring looking, average little
''hottie'' with NOTHING that makes her stand out from the
typical heavily made up bitch.

Angie has those cheekbones, that nose, those eyes... they
exude intelligence and mystery... she's even hotter without
makeup... she looks ''different''.

Avril turns my stomach... fake little untalented bitch!!!
I'm going to lock her in a rocket and send her to the
moon... for some reason.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2002-06-23 05:31 [#00281065]
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"and at least Avril Lavigne can make some good music." You
call that good? Well, I guess we all get our own opinions
but um, as far as im concerned: Angie is gorgeous and not a
very good actress and Avril is not gorgeous and is not a
good musician, so that STILL makes Angie better.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2002-06-23 05:32 [#00281068]
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WELL SAID OPHECKS!!!!!!!


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-06-23 05:32 [#00281069]
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rocket her to my place ;D


 

offline Deathsmith from Brussels (Belgium) on 2002-06-23 05:33 [#00281071]
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Come on Avri Lavigne isn't that hot but she's not exactly
hideous. . . and I can't deny that she's a good singer, as
well as a daring musician.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-06-23 05:34 [#00281072]
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"Im sitting at a computer talking about hot girls, she isnt.
"

well, maybe she is... maybe she's a lesbian!!!! :)

Avril Lavigne, another artist giving Canada a good name...
*sarcasm*

at least Boards of Canada are doing well with our
namesake... even if they aren' from here...


 


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