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the nevenen bird wee-woo over to the 711 last night but it closed. my dearest trench [unclear thus far as to whether this refers to warfare or coat] was unavailable so i just hang out back with my shark milk smoking as the 711 closed at an atmiddely unreasonable hour. a niggerman rolled up to me an hey wassup. shark nevenen bird fuckin bored, places closed, sure, hangout. what you want shark for anyways? at certain points i crouched down to rifle through my equipment and prepare weed for us to generously smoke [i gave him lectures on what actual weed looks like instead of stepped on street crap] he kept standing with his legs apart and his crotch in my face like i was supposed to suck his dick. i did not find him particularly attractive but i would have let him suck my duck if he wanted and he was bored and lonely. so i just ignored the crotch in my face and tried petting him instead. he was uneasy but he let me. we kind of nuzzle a bit and i pet his beard like i would a dog. he's confused. this is not how sex is suppposed to work. i'm supposed to suck his dick. he might get it in the ass if he's not careful. he's giggling and nervous as he retreteats. that's sweet. not my type though. he was still spouting casual whatup nigga nonsense as he backed off sure to make sure his butthole was always solidly in the opposite dirction from SHARK COCK you can't get hiv through making out with someome and if luke had aids, well, you shitheads. i'm not an idiot though. i would have used a condom when it mattered |
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A touching story. |
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lol |
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has to procastinate |
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Bro but even with a condom what if his asshole was all shitty. It would be too, I feel like I can promise this Homeless sex is dirty. I like ass stuff with my wife but there's a shower in advance. |
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Despite the content this was too normal of a question for epic to respond to in any real way without talking about sharks or nostalgia |
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We all have our limitations |
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I like anal but I've never had even remotely poopy homeless anal |
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Mohamed bro what's the status of your assoke? I pooped when I woke up, I ate some cheesy quiche last night, and a small lemon bar i made from a package to use up the lastt few eggs. No shower yet. Im calling my asshole a hazard zone at this current moment |
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Jousting Flavor Flavs dangleberries |
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. Here in the us pre-made frozen pie crusts always come in 2 packs and I used one for a pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving. You want that recipe? . It uses sweetened condest milk instead of both sugar and evaporated milk, comes out great. |
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Bro hyperflake how ia your asshole right now no hesitation |
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Epic do u pork hyperfalkes butt even if there is a little visible piece of corn |
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Epic the main problem with homeless people isn't that they lack a domicile. Its that they dont shower like ever. I hope this helps |
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like a mangled balloon knot |
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Call me reactionary but I am not following a recipe from a thread that is 90% ass. |
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its doing good as the one of an infant atmo, but had a period that was often swollen so i tried to adjust my feeding accordingly and succeeded |
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not checking my shits (but I should), not always solid but I don't complain |
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glad yr fondling beards epic. we don't get much in life and a good beard deserves to be fondled |
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