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offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-12 15:22 [#00169860]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



"Dieter, you saved my life".


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2002-04-12 15:32 [#00169873]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular



"If any of you kinder does not understand my Pink Pomflet,
you can come to ze front and I'll take you in my german
mouth"


 

offline Chri5py from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-12 15:34 [#00169879]
Points: 2903 Status: Lurker



Gary, Gary. Sign your nameh on the paper, that is who you
are eh? We can shake hands like men who done a deal!

I need to make a piss


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2002-04-12 15:36 [#00169883]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular



"Go, have fun, go to flik flaks and make fuck."

"It's a constant war against the microbe"


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-12 15:37 [#00169885]
Points: 1844 Status: Regular



twelfty.

hello dave

bummers are deaf

whats in them pepper? nah, potassium.

nah, shell piss herself. i gotta mate who works in a
laboratory

lines and lines and lines and lines.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2002-04-12 15:38 [#00169889]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular



Creme Brullee


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-12 15:40 [#00169891]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



Benjarmin! A few words on the subject of onanism.

Okey-dokey pig in a pokey


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2002-04-12 15:43 [#00169893]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular



People are like pens, if they don't work, Shake 'em. If they
still don't work, Bin em.


 

offline Chri5py from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-12 15:49 [#00169899]
Points: 2903 Status: Lurker



Lon don?

Mirror babys!!!!


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-12 15:56 [#00169914]
Points: 1844 Status: Regular



has it got a special mark? you cant give that to a baby, it
might KILL itself


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-12 16:03 [#00169924]
Points: 1844 Status: Regular



'ive got a butchers shop full of black pudding, but i cant
say that i care for it. someone has to stay....in control"

i will gladly take you in my german mouth.



 

offline Fucker from Leeds (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-12 16:14 [#00169945]
Points: 38 Status: Lurker



SHUT UP WITH THE QUOTES
or i'll stick those PENS where the sun don't shine.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-12 16:16 [#00169947]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



Edward, there is a Swansea!!!


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-12 16:21 [#00169952]
Points: 1844 Status: Regular



dont touch the precious things of the shop!!

fucker you junior, have more respect for us
wizards/lurkers.

nice photo of a deranged chef mind.

its john cleese!!!

ken leaves a happy chappy-have a smart weekend you bunch of
bunnies.

kendrid kenny kenster.


 

offline RobE from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-12 21:47 [#00170468]
Points: 1608 Status: Regular



"Yeeeeeeeeess!!??! "We'll have none of that heeAAr!"
}:>


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-04-12 23:38 [#00170702]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



Lines and lines and lines!!!

that show was funny and disturbing at the same time, while
it lasted on comedy central. Sometimes I can still catch it
on BBC America


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-12 23:40 [#00170707]
Points: 10836 Status: Lurker



"I bring you theese peeg's hearrt..."

"You're a lucky, lucky boy.."

*pot noodle*


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-04-12 23:55 [#00170740]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



"Hello? Hello? Who is this? "Flod"?"
"Is Vlad, baby. We are Connectink, no? You haf such sexy
voice."
"Flod, this is Phillipe's Mother. Is he there?"
"A woman's voice, is like rarest flower. But I pick it. Vlad
picks, petal from petal, until you are nudest you are ever
being.

Until you are so nude."


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-04-12 23:55 [#00170742]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



the so should be in italics, for effect


 

offline flim-flam from In a cupboard, in the kitchen. (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-22 10:47 [#00319528]
Points: 751 Status: Lurker



I need to charge my phone, where are your points?

Nooooooooooooo......!!!


 

offline Pirotess from Swansea (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-22 10:53 [#00319534]
Points: 571 Status: Lurker | Followup to flim-flam: #00319528



You heard the man Tubs! Get undressed!


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2002-07-22 11:02 [#00319546]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker



Is it a "No - tail?"


 

offline Pirotess from Swansea (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-22 11:08 [#00319554]
Points: 571 Status: Lurker



I can I can't?


 


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