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offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2010-03-05 05:35 [#02369835]
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This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why
you are there, and you have to answer in front of others
what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's
nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you
tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other
patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I
love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and
approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir,
what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't
come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he
said.

The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some
embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have
said there is something wrong with your ear or something and
discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a
room full strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then
re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"

"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he
had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear,
Sir??"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2010-03-05 15:41 [#02369864]
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thats pretty funny dude!


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2010-03-05 17:22 [#02369874]
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geninue laugh out loud :D


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2010-03-05 19:41 [#02369889]
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pretend laugh out loud :D


 


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