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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 18:40 [#02357821]
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hello.
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 18:42 [#02357822]
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Hello! Whats all this in aid of then? Are you okay?
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 18:51 [#02357825]
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Uh-huh. :)
Just sad not to see you on SLSK, then surprised to see you on here (and not SLSK).
I am fine though, thanks. Just went out for a meal at a very nice Chinese all-you-can-eat. I had a waffle (WA-FUL, not WO-FUL). ^^
You had a nice day? Did you get your room box finished? :)
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 18:53 [#02357826]
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No not yet.Maybe this weekend. Im glad youve had a nice day.
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 18:57 [#02357828]
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Cool- good that you'll finish it soon, then. :)
Would u like a chat on SLSK?
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 19:01 [#02357829]
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Im sorry I cant,i really have to think about getting to bed before 3am tonight..
As should you! Did you finish your essay? :)
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 19:04 [#02357830]
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This thread needs more Italians.
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 19:06 [#02357831]
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LAZY_downsplash
or Moldavians.
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 19:07 [#02357832]
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An by Italians, I quite obviously mean Germans with talking guitars.
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 19:09 [#02357833]
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And by Germans with talking guitars, I obviously mean a lovely group of Greeks.
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 19:11 [#02357834]
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And by a lovely group of Greeks, I actually meant to cross the pond and visit some magazine addicted Americans.
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 19:13 [#02357835]
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Someones just informed me that Demis actually got offered money to pose for Playgirl.
Would have meant a double double centrespread .
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 19:14 [#02357836]
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But then I forgot to pick up a young Norwegian.
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 19:15 [#02357837]
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Okay, yeah I was thinking exactly the same thing. ;)
I am close to finishing the essay, yup (though it is one of three)!
Gnite matie!
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 19:16 [#02357838]
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N'night tracky x
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2010-01-08 19:16 [#02357839]
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I had relations with a girl from the Netherlands the other night!!
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2010-01-08 19:17 [#02357840]
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She had an inflatable shoe fetish!!!
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 19:17 [#02357841]
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And we can't forget those Russians.
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elusive
from detroit (United States) on 2010-01-08 19:20 [#02357842]
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atwood castle's the balls - like in chess
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 19:20 [#02357843]
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And we may as well end with a lovely Briton.
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 19:27 [#02357845]
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inflatable shoes?
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 19:28 [#02357846]
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To say you had relations with her makes it sounds like you were sitting at a desk, sifting through her résumé before you decided on taking it from a business to a personal affair.
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2010-01-08 19:30 [#02357848]
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It's all over now, she popped her clogs.
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 19:32 [#02357849]
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Haha, I did not see that one coming.
It's almost as bad as the "inflatable world" joke.
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 19:33 [#02357850]
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Christ on a bike mate... thats worse than the flip flip thing. :D
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2010-01-08 19:34 [#02357851]
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Haha! Sorry.
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 19:36 [#02357852]
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Inflatable world?
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 19:37 [#02357853]
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Russian, again.
A Frenchman toying with a Russian.
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2010-01-08 19:38 [#02357854]
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The inflatable boy in the inflatable world..
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 19:41 [#02357855]
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*looks blank*
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 19:44 [#02357856]
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Oh dear, Atty, forgive me - I can't remember it word for word, but here it is:
There was an inflatable boy who lived in an inflatable world, went to an inflatable school and lived his inflatable life. Suffering from depression (as an inflatable boy of his age might,) he decided today was the day he'd end it all. The inflatable boy took a needle from his mother's sewing kit, and promptly set out to pierce his parents to deflation. His visit to school were no different - he jabbed the needle into that also. But then he saw himself cornered by his teachers, so with one last ditch attack, he stabs himself with the needle.
One of his teacher stared at the deflated mess the boy had become. "You've let your parents down. You've let the school down. But worst of all, you've let yourself down."
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2010-01-08 19:45 [#02357857]
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He had a pin, the head master said "you've let the school down, the staff down and yourself"
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elusive
from detroit (United States) on 2010-01-08 19:45 [#02357858]
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atwood. you want to castle or shall i, first?
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2010-01-08 19:46 [#02357860]
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That's more like it.
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 19:46 [#02357861]
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After that other dreadful joke Id be happy to start.
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 19:47 [#02357862]
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I had a book of "1001 Pub Jokes, Shaggy Dog Stories and One Liners." I read them all. My eyes felt guilty.
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2010-01-08 19:53 [#02357864]
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My sister sends me crap jokes every other day!
Here's something to listen to that you probably know but is a great on a big system. In the same vein as your links I think.
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 19:57 [#02357866]
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Examples from this book, and I kid you not:
What do elephants use as tampons?
Sheep.
What do you do if you come across a lion?
Wipe it clean and say sorry.
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 19:58 [#02357867]
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Femme Fat(wood)ale.
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 19:59 [#02357868]
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*groans*
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 20:00 [#02357869]
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forgiven.
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2010-01-08 20:00 [#02357870]
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Sometimes, these jokes need to be said out aloud.
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2010-01-08 20:02 [#02357871]
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Do you know 'Young Marble Giants'?
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 20:04 [#02357872]
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This book was packed with the most drawn out of blonde jokes, it's almost as if the writer didn't want blondes to read it.
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 20:09 [#02357874]
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I know one song by them.Do you like them?
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2010-01-08 20:22 [#02357883]
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hey atty, get on slsk if ye like im still rollin
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2010-01-08 20:24 [#02357885]
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Totally! It's an acquired taste probably. I just saw this from a few years back.
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 20:25 [#02357886]
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LAZY_chociloni
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2010-01-08 20:29 [#02357887]
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I could go on the bus or make some scrambled eggs to this and love it!
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-08 20:34 [#02357888]
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As I've already posted about all of Can's Tago Mago, it only follow's suit that I post a favourite from Faust IV.
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