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offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-24 18:18 [#02354458]
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1) one Borat mankini.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-24 18:24 [#02354459]
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1) vagina scraping kit
2) socks


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-24 18:25 [#02354460]
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3) Wisp - The Shimmering Hour.


 

offline RussellDust on 2009-12-24 18:26 [#02354461]
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1) John Lithgow blow-up doll
2) Celery


 

offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-24 18:27 [#02354462]
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brrrrgh!


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-24 18:37 [#02354467]
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I will give cash to the charity of your choice if you put it
on and provide us with a laugh..i mean picture.


 

offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-24 18:39 [#02354468]
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i can't. if i get my arse out as well as hanal this forum
might be mistaken for a darker corner of the internet than
it is.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2009-12-24 21:18 [#02354494]
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depends who sent it you =)

i'm looking forward to receiving the new howard jones
album.. :)


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2009-12-24 21:19 [#02354495]
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it's not as bad as it sounds :)


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-25 10:12 [#02354571]
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LAZY_jesus

I got this in pink and a matching virgin mary in a fetching
electric blue glitter.
Not completely useless as theyre both moneyboxes.



 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-25 13:43 [#02354587]
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Me and Guybrush got our arses out too.


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-25 13:44 [#02354589]
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I must have missed guybrush's.not like me to miss an arse...


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-25 13:57 [#02354591]
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hehe! :)

You can find it here mate.

See how I said 'mate', not 'love'. I am practicing not being
a male chauvenist for my new year's resolution next year! :)
I hope it's working, cos it takes a lot of effort for me...
:/


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-25 14:00 [#02354593]
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Mate's good.
Or atty..whatever floats your boat.
:)


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-25 14:06 [#02354596]
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I looked through half a page,realised that i was spending
xmas night actively searching for guybrush's bottom and
decided it wasnt that important afterall.
:D


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-25 14:12 [#02354600]
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cool, ummmm... I will alternate between the two, howzat? :)

And, lol! :D What a funny idea! :)

I know this is outta the blue and unrelated to everything we
have just said, but, um... well, are you on Soulseek? I
kinda want to chat to you about something. Thanks.


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-25 14:13 [#02354601]
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i certainly am .the name is atwood.
strangely.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-25 14:15 [#02354603]
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Um, this year was the first time I got socks that I can
remember and I got this funny foam rocket gun thing like
this but far less impressive. That and a wok was
all I got from my parents. And a jumpery coat thing. Black
and purple stripes... :(


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-12-27 11:05 [#02355045]
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i dont want to bitch about gifts bestowed upon me, but i
only got one this year where i genuinely think it would of
been better for the gifter to put the pennies spent back in
thier pocket, it was clearly bought and given because
because the person in question felt compelled and that its
the done thing for the time of the year.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-27 11:30 [#02355049]
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Yeah, I know what you mean. :/

Thought that counts though, right? :)

Was it gift voucher?


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-12-27 11:37 [#02355051]
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nah, a mug... now dont get me wrong a mug is a mug. but it
would have been better if it was given to me one day outta
the blue or like if someone found out i broke my
bestest/biggest mug and came back and was like, oh hey i
found this mug jus like ur old one. that would be sweet, but
a mug jus for the sake of it, cause its that time of the
year when u have to give peeps summit, well its jus a mug.
even if some thought had gone into it and it was a mug with
a cuppa soup packet in it and a message sayin heres a xmas
hug for you, that woulda been well better.


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-27 11:40 [#02355052]
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I am so sending you a mug next year.
x


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-27 11:46 [#02355055]
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haha, your lovably cynical perspective reminds me of one of
my friends. :)

See what you mean, though. requisite gifts aren't very fun
to receive.



 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-27 11:52 [#02355057]
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Also, HI ATWOOD! *jumps up and down, waving frantically*


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-27 11:57 [#02355058]
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hey


 

offline morguean from Calgary (Canada) on 2009-12-27 12:00 [#02355059]
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digeridoo.. though i can only get it to sound like a
depressed elephant so far


 

offline 7Pd from britney's upskirt vagina on 2009-12-27 12:05 [#02355062]
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i got an inflatable trouser pump with which to impress the ladies in
social situations.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-27 12:07 [#02355063]
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That's a cool gift! :)

You could use it for self defence if someone tries to rob
you, too.


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-27 12:13 [#02355066]
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Thats a cool gift.
You could use it for self defence if someone tries to rob
you,too.


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-12-27 12:33 [#02355070]
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ahh but now, if you were to rememeber this a year later and
send me a mug, it has meaning and would be greatly recieved.
doo it, u can make it one of those with a picture on it, the
one of you in nothin but that coat you promised me would be
good :P


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-27 12:37 [#02355071]
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We'll see how the water retention is.
:D


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-12-27 12:42 [#02355073]
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el ho ho ho el


 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-28 07:08 [#02355178]
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socks!

how many socks do you need really,


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-28 08:16 [#02355187]
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I need lots.

Lots of socks.



 


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