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Feel free to add any questions you want answered to this thread. Please answer all questions honestly, thank you. 1. Would you rather have eyes on stalks or hooves? 2. Would you rather lose 4 stone in weight but be really slow or gain 4 stone and be really fast? 3. If you could have sex with anyone from throughout history who would it be? 4. Aphex, Squarepusher, Autechre; Song, marry, avoid? 5. If you could punch anyone in the world in the eye with immunity who would you punch and why? 6. If you had to have your body reconstructed from different parts of historical figures, one for your head, one for your torso and one for your lower body, whose would you choose for each part and why? 7. Which wrist do you wear your watch on? Doe it match or oppose your writing hand? 8. A sick old man who you've been caring for tells you that his dying wish is to kill a stray cat in the microwave, he'll pay you£1000 (or euros, dollars, whatever) to help him do it. Would you? 9. If you knew the purpose of existence but it was was horribly depressing, would you tell anyone? 10. Would you rather be 2 ft tall and have an obedient cat friend who could understand you and let you ride him around but your voice is so shrill people would cover their ears and wince when you spoke or 12 foot tall and have have laser vision that can cook food in an instant or burn through walls but have no social skills and be a bore at dinner parties to the point people insult you to your face? |
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1. Would you rather have eyes on stalks or hooves? eyes on stalks 2. Would you rather lose 4 stone in weight but be really slow or gain 4 stone and be really fast? gain 4 stone 3. If you could have sex with anyone from throughout history who would it be? florence nightingale 4. Aphex, Squarepusher, Autechre; Song, marry, avoid? avoid avoid avoid 5. If you could punch anyone in the world in the eye with immunity who would you punch and why? nelson mandella, to cause controversy 6. If you had to have your body reconstructed from different parts of historical figures, one for your head, one for your torso and one for your lower body, whose would you choose for each part and why? atilla the hun, dunno hercules, to be buff forest gump, so i could run for ever 7. Which wrist do you wear your watch on? Doe it match or oppose your writing hand? dont wear a watch but left if i did which is opposite to my good hand 8. A sick old man who you've been caring for tells you that his dying wish is to kill a stray cat in the microwave, he'll pay you£1000 (or euros, dollars, whatever) to help him do it. Would you? mebe 9. If you knew the purpose of existence but it was was horribly depressing, would you tell anyone? yep, its to reproduce and then die suckhas. 10. Would you rather be 2 ft tall and have an obedient cat friend who could understand you and let you ride him around but your voice is so shrill people would cover their ears and wince when you spoke or 12 foot tall and have have laser vision that can cook food in an instant or burn through walls but have no social skills and be a bore at dinner parties to the point people insult you to your face? tall |
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1. I'd rather have hooves. 2. Gain four stone, I don't mind, I'm a Faun now anyway. 3. Pan. 4. I'd avoid >[], he's too pushy. Snog the newly shaven Aphex, and marry the Autechre boys. 5. Jeremy Kyle. 6. As I already have the hooves, I'll just be Pan all around. 7. I don't wear watches, I just guess. 8. Seeing as I'm probably part of this man's imagination, I'll just adhere to his whim and then do a little hoof-jig. 9. I'd tell the dying man. 10. Well, I just killed the magic cat, and I'd be a fool not to have laser vision, but I fear I'd be dangerously underweight for 12 foot as I only gained 4 stone. And people have to set up a ladder to get to my face level just to insult me (a wasted effort, seeing as now they're now right in line for lasertime,) and even before that I can just kick them with my hooves. |
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"Guess who's coming to dinner, love" "Oh, it's not a vegetarian is it? We haven't prepared a vegetarian option" "No, It's that anorexic 12 foot man-goat who is a right bloody dick, but he can flambé like a motherfucker." |
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1. Would you rather have eyes on stalks or hooves? stalks, I guess 2. Would you rather lose 4 stone in weight but be really slow or gain 4 stone and be really fast? lose 3. If you could have sex with anyone from throughout history who would it be? eve, if she's not an ape 4. Aphex, Squarepusher, Autechre; Song, marry, avoid? raveparty 5. If you could punch anyone in the world in the eye with immunity who would you punch and why? Moses 6. If you had to have your body reconstructed from different parts of historical figures, one for your head, one for your torso and one for your lower body, whose would you choose for each part and why? head: pitagoras ----> smart fella torso: hulk hogan -----> non need for shirts legs: rocco siffredi -----> photogenic wang 7. Which wrist do you wear your watch on? Doe it match or oppose your writing hand? I don't wear a watch, I hold my phone with the right hand 8. A sick old man who you've been caring for tells you that his dying wish is to kill a stray cat in the microwave, he'll pay you£1000 (or euros, dollars, whatever) to help him do it. Would you? no 9. If you knew the purpose of existence but it was was horribly depressing, would you tell anyone? Like to not go mad keeping the secret? Probably the other has an even scarier story... 10. Would you rather be 2 ft tall and have an obedient cat friend who could understand you and let you ride him around but your voice is so shrill people would cover their ears and wince when you spoke or 12 foot tall and have have laser vision that can cook food in an instant or burn through walls but have no social skills and be a bore at dinner parties to the point people insult you to your face? I like cats |
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yes to everything + everyone who doesn't wear a watch own |
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1. Would you rather have eyes on stalks or hooves?=stalks 2. Would you rather lose 4 stone in weight but be really slow or gain 4 stone and be really fast? =gain and be fast 3. If you could have sex with anyone from throughout history who would it be? =betty page 4. Aphex, Squarepusher, Autechre; Song, marry, avoid?=avoid avoid invite for tea,dont get-have done 5. If you could punch anyone in the world in the eye with immunity who would you punch and why? tyson,bruce lee,just to feel good 6. If you had to have your body reconstructed from different parts of historical figures, one for your head, one for your torso and one for your lower body, whose would you choose for each part and why? =john holmes cock(pre aids)everything else bruce lee 7. Which wrist do you wear your watch on? Doe it match or oppose your writing hand? = left and yes 8. A sick old man who you've been caring for tells you that his dying wish is to kill a stray cat in the microwave, he'll pay you£1000 (or euros, dollars, whatever) to help him do it. Would you? damn straight 9. If you knew the purpose of existence but it was was horribly depressing, would you tell anyone? =yes 10. Would you rather be 2 ft tall and have an obedient cat friend who could understand you and let you ride him around but your voice is so shrill people would cover their ears and wince when you spoke or 12 foot tall and have have laser vision that can cook food in an instant or burn through walls but have no social skills and be a bore at dinner parties to the point people insult you to your face? =fell asleep before reading it all |
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1. Would you rather have eyes on stalks or hooves? neither 2. Would you rather lose 4 stone in weight but be really slow or gain 4 stone and be really fast? the latter 3. If you could have sex with anyone from throughout history who would it be? Joanne D'Arc 4. Aphex, Squarepusher, Autechre; Song, marry, avoid? kill 'em all 5. If you could punch anyone in the world in the eye with immunity who would you punch and why? G.W.Bush for everything 6. If you had to have your body reconstructed from different parts of historical figures, one for your head, one for your torso and one for your lower body, whose would you choose for each part and why? Predator 7. Which wrist do you wear your watch on? Doe it match or oppose your writing hand? I don't wear a watch 8. A sick old man who you've been caring for tells you that his dying wish is to kill a stray cat in the microwave, he'll pay you£1000 (or euros, dollars, whatever) to help him do it. Would you? Of course !!! 9. If you knew the purpose of existence but it was was horribly depressing, would you tell anyone? Yes. 10. Would you rather be 2 ft tall and have an obedient cat friend who could understand you and let you ride him around but your voice is so shrill people would cover their ears and wince when you spoke or 12 foot tall and have have laser vision that can cook food in an instant or burn through walls but have no social skills and be a bore at dinner parties to the point people insult you to your face? I like boobs. |
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Thanks guys. I still need more answers to complete my survey and get my bonus though. |
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1) 2) I have a question of my own: What kind of weight am I gaining? 4 stone of pure fat, 4 stone of muscle, or would my cells simply be more dense causing me to look the same? 3) Carrot Top, I have a thing for neon orange pubic hair. OR, I don't know, maybe Rebecca De Mornay circa 1982. 4) I don't really desire any of those options. A pint and a chat shared with each would be okay, though. 5) George W. Bush. 6) Head of Carl Sagan, torso of Brad Pitt, lower half of John Holmes 7) When I wear one, it's on my left wrist, opposite my writing hand. 8) The man is clearly sick in his head, too. I'd gently explain that killing a defenseless animal is not going to save him from death, and any enjoyment gleaned from doing so will be lost when his consciousness ends. In other words, FUCK NO. 9) Telling people would be pointless because 99.999% of people just believe what they want anyway, especially if you present a depressing option as the truth. 10) Definitely 2 ft tall/cat friend. Laser vision sounds like more trouble than it's worth and being 12 feet tall would mean having to nearly double-over just to be in-doors in most places. I could deal with the shrill voice because I'd be a badass, cat-riding motha fucka, and most people aren't worth talking to anyway. |
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is this serious? |
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is this real life? |
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what are you talking about? |
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Is this just fantasy? |
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Caught in a landslide. |
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No escape from xltronic mb. (that only works if you squeeze the two extra syllables in at breakneck pace, soz) |
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CX, just made a spam, put his link up in his thread, pushed the button now it's read. |
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shoulda said zilty MB :) |
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I toyed with that, honest I did, but it still didn't seem to fit quite right. Ultimately, I liked the sound of turbo-singing "xltronic mb" :D descent, I love you. |
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1. Would you rather have eyes on stalks or hooves? hmmm. not having fingers would suck, so the eyes thing 2. Would you rather lose 4 stone in weight but be really slow or gain 4 stone and be really fast? gain 4 stone... in muscle! haha 3. If you could have sex with anyone from throughout history who would it be? just some hot piece like sofia loren, boring i know 4. Aphex, Squarepusher, Autechre; Song, marry, avoid? i'd avoid squarepusher cuz he sounds like a dick, i'd marry aphex cuz he's rich (lol, geddit?) and that leaves an autechre song? 5. If you could punch anyone in the world in the eye with immunity who would you punch and why? just some guy from work 6. If you had to have your body reconstructed from different parts of historical figures, one for your head, one for your torso and one for your lower body, whose would you choose for each part and why? i'd look like brad pitt or george clooney cuz chicks wanna fuck em 7. Which wrist do you wear your watch on? Doe it match or oppose your writing hand? nah son, i just have the time on my cell 8. A sick old man who you've been caring for tells you that his dying wish is to kill a stray cat in the microwave, he'll pay you£1000 (or euros, dollars, whatever) to help him do it. Would you? yeah im broke as a joke, nigga 9. If you knew the purpose of existence but it was was horribly depressing, would you tell anyone? nah 10. Would you rather be 2 ft tall and have an obedient cat friend who could understand you and let you ride him around but your voice is so shrill people would cover their ears and wince when you spoke or 12 foot tall and have have laser vision that can cook food in an instant or burn through walls but have no social skills and be a bore at dinner parties to the point people insult you to your face? the laser shit, sounds awesome |
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i just want to say i didn't want to hijack this thread |
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Well it looks as though Indy has abandoned it so I wouldn't feel too bad, plus cyrstal dude (oh, the great personal struggle I've endured in order to stop myself from spelling crystal properly) has brought us back on track. Chin up! |
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Hi, I have another question: Which James Bond film is it where there's a massive boat that opens up at the front and eats submarines? Thanks! |
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Also question 4 should read SNOG, marry avoid. |
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Also this is for my own amusement. |
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Im not going to answer on the grounds that I will (very likely) incriminate myself. And to all those who answered hooves-youre all just a clip-clop away from this... |
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1. stalks, related to no. 10 2. gain some and break the laws of physics 3. Jesus 4. Aphex: avoid, Squarepusher: snog, Autechre: marry 5. Tom Cruise 6. do not want 7. no 8. no... maybe? 9. sure. 10. invincible laser dude. shrill voices are the worst. |
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1. Would you rather have eyes on stalks or hooves? hooves, childdream, thanks for reminding me you asshole. 2. Would you rather lose 4 stone in weight but be really slow or gain 4 stone and be really fast? i'm sittn in the dock of a bay, therefore i take no interest in speed nor weight 3. If you could have sex with anyone from throughout history who would it be? I would sex Klaus Nomi untill he gets aids and dies.. too soon. 4. Aphex, Squarepusher, Autechre; Song, marry, avoid? i will just answer: orange juice sweater. for the sake of being quirky and postmodern. 5. If you could punch anyone in the world in the eye with immunity who would you punch and why? i would punch immunity in the eyes whilst eating anyone in the world. 6. If you had to have your body reconstructed from different parts of historical figures, one for your head, one for your torso and one for your lower body, whose would you choose for each part and why? head: star wars torso: star wars lower body: star wars 7. Which wrist do you wear your watch on? Doe it match or oppose your writing hand? i type! with both hands. no watch involved. 8. A sick old man who you've been caring for tells you that his dying wish is to kill a stray cat in the microwave, he'll pay you£1000 (or euros, dollars, whatever) to help him do it. Would you? i kill both the cat and the old man. money means shit to me, i feast on human flesh. 9. If you knew the purpose of existence but it was was horribly depressing, would you tell anyone? your suggesting i do not know what it is. 10. Would you rather be 2 ft tall and have an obedient cat friend who could understand you and let you ride him around but your voice is so shrill people would cover their ears and wince when you spoke or 12 foot tall and have have laser vision that can cook food in an instant or burn through walls but have no social skills and be a bore at dinner parties to the point people insult you to your face? i'll find both thes |
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e characters, then i make them go married with babies, then when the babies grow up; i feast on them and jerk off while watching Biodome with spanish subs. |
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You still haven't answered my question. |
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Do you mean the Stealth Boat from Tomorrow Never Dies? |
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Or, the Liparus from The Spy Who Loved Me, if I had looked harder. |
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Yeah I think it is from The Spy Who Loved Me, thanks! Zephyr if your question is 'Is this just fantasy?' then the answer is no, this is 'The XLTronic Experience'. |
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Hey thanks for clearing that up! |
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about time |
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At the end of the day... |
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When does the day even "end"? |
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at 11 59 and 59 seconds PM |
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2ft tall and ride understanding obedient cat friend all day long |
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easy peasy. i have never been more certain about anything. |
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Until 11 59 and 59 seconds PM. |
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until you break a |
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I believe you'll find the answer to that question . |
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that was posted once, as well |
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I have four new questions. 1. Can you recommend me phat beats? 2. What do single men in their mid 20's do with their time? 3. Which is your favourite Godzilla movie? 4. Which is your favourite James Bond movie? |
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To all four. |
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Fanks treecull |
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Is it better to have loved and to have lost than to have listened to a record by Olivia Newton John? |
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