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wizards teeth from Inside a space ship destined for brazil on 2001-03-29 11:29 [#00001860]



Wednesday Report

Tuesday 11pm - Went to bed

9am - Rose

10am - Orchid

11am - Daffodil

12am - Qualified for the Guinness Book of
Records. Feat - Longest time taken to
name three flowers.

1pm - Celebrated by eating one of my
eyes

2pm - Chafed my back and laughed

3pm - Dined with a wolf

5pm - Dined with a pheasant (ooh I
am a two timing little bitch)

6pm - Read my Deirdre Barlow
magazines

7pm - Watched my Deirdre Barlow
videos

8pm - Counted my Dieter Barlow
pamphlets

9pm - Perused my Deirdre Barlow
Pannini Sticker albums

10pm - Inflated my Deirdre Barlow Blow
up Doll

11pm - *******Censored*******

Items For Sale

Ken Dodd's wrist
Pele's anchor



 

alan flifton from outer mongolia on 2001-03-29 11:37 [#00001864]



you are a total nutter!, keep up the good work.



 

alan flifton from outer mongolia on 2001-03-29 11:39 [#00001865]



BTW, how much for ken dodd's wrist?.
im starting a collection.


 

wizards teeth from Inside a space ship destined for brazil on 2001-03-29 15:29 [#00001893]



Ken Dodd's wrist - Free to you my friend, it is now in the
post.


 

alan flifton from outer mongolia on 2001-03-29 15:33 [#00001894]



well, thanks very much!, thats 2 i've got now, just need the
other 4.


 

Velocity_Kendall from uk on 2001-03-29 15:46 [#00001895]



Pele anchor's don't go for much these day's . . . . .

You'll find that The bootleg's are even cheaper .

Saying that though. . . the last one i bought turned out to
be heavily disguised arghie gemmil tow rope .


 

Glitch from New Zealand on 2001-03-29 17:35 [#00001899]



Im sorry I believe the answer was : Rice Pudding

But you wont go home emptyhanded, heres a complementry
hangover and kick in the joybox just for playing


 

tekn010G from Australia on 2001-03-30 01:51 [#00001936]



hahaha,... Wizards teeth you are a funny man!!!!!!!!! (If
you're a man that is)


 

offline phiz from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-06 19:41 [#00382317]
Points: 2622 Status: Lurker



GENIUS!!!!!
classic stuff!!!
has the wizzard been around????


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-09-06 20:34 [#00382352]
Points: 14550 Status: Lurker | Followup to phiz: #00382317



yea last i checked he was selling an imaginary song on ebay


 

offline phiz from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-06 20:36 [#00382356]
Points: 2622 Status: Lurker



haha, fuckinell!! :)



 


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