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the assisted kind...if there ever was a contender.. |
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heh :) "What is it with the human fixation on losing ones virginity in the most glamorous way possible?" ...and i would add, what is it with the human fixation on losing one's virginity as soon as possible... and why do some people think being a virgin is a shame? |
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may be this will help towards my case pending for forced assisted suicide for this..thing..this is from an earlier column Penny Ashton Has Arrived 29/07/2002 02:02 PM Penny Ashton Well this is it, here I am. I have arrived on the Xtra Portal to entertain, titillate and generally spread about a bit of levity in the most girlie-girl of fashions. There, I said it. My name is Penny Ashton and I am a girly-girl. I love glitter, sparkles, the colour pink, (so much so that it now features as a category in my washing basket), flowers, lipstick, stationery, clothes and of course, men. Well someone's got to I figure and it may as well be me. Oh don't get me wrong ladies, not enough to think that they should be let out more than a few hours at a time on a very strong, pink studded leash, but .....well.... I think we will all agree they are rather fun to play with and generally don't break as quickly as Barbie's Dream Ferrarri. (Depending on your gymnastic degree of difficulty of course!) |
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That is simply terrifying. |
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