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My parents are going out of town for two weeks, so it's party time at The Funkmasters house... However, you will have to check with Jedi Chris's security team to make it through... We don't want any bedwetters soiling my good furniture, AGAIN!!... Good luck!! |
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ohhhhhhhh YAy! *knocks on funks door* |
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*checks the list of banned message board members.....hmmmmm* |
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You can come in, as long as you have party treats! |
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yeah sorry about that...i got over excited.... |
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YAy! |
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just make sure you use the bathroom before you come in next time ok, and don't drink too much... |
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Hmmmmmmmm Bob McBob......what have you brought? |
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*pops in Taking Control into the stereo and goes insane, busting out mad break dancing moves*! |
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enjoy :) |
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Woohoo, Drukqs babee!!! Go Plastic is next babee!!! :) |
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I have pringles and cheesy footballs, can i come in? |
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i brought a 24 pack of dr pepper...i have to cut down this time.... my parents put my out in the garden till i can control myself :( |
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we need some pizza... what toppings do you guys want? |
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cheese! |
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Pizza will be here in 20 mins Funk! And don't worry, its on me! There's about 20 different ones on the way! |
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w00t! |
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Welcome.... |
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I'm sure you have 'dissed' me at some point in the future......what do you have to say for yourself? |
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But how will i eat it? Im sitting at my computer in the UK of englandcestishire? |
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WOOHOO, 20 pizzas babee!!! :) |
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well, this is a cyber party, with cyber pizza... so we eat it, cyberly!! :) |
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*stuffs face with 4 pieces of pizza and now busts crazy moves to ziggomattic!* |
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Bit of a cop-out really. Oh well... *takes a bite out of a pizza* |
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Crosses Steamtank off the list. Sorry, you had your chance and you blew it! |
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ok, four pieces of pizza... make sure you use the bathroom at regular intervals and such... don't get carried away with the dancing, and lose control of your bowels!! :) |
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ohhhhhh cold! |
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well, I can mail you some real pizza then... :) |
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hahahahaha do you want some cyber-joints? |
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i'll email you my address :) |
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ok lets smoke somethin and watch star wars- someone has it? |
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I'm sorry! You cannot come in.....you had your chance....but if you could wait on the sidewalk, the police will come and remove you in five minutes! Thank you very much! |
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*Message to self......axfNUMB is banned from party.....* ;) (Unless of course she arrives with nice big $$$ bribe for me and the Funk!) |
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hey what kind of party is this? no alcohol and only one hooker.... |
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well, bring on the hookers... Jedi Chris, let in the hookers that aren't total skanks ok? But I have to leave for a while, so Jedi Chris is in charge while I'm gone!!! Be good, or he'll filet you all with his light sabre!!! :) |
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Here's a few bucks......go get some alcohol!! |
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*lets in three hookers....turns one away!* Sorry Funk....I wouldn't let my dog at that, if I had a dog that is!! This way ladies!! |
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wait, i'm only 13 but will this fake id help and maybe this 20 dollar bill.............. |
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I dont think you know who I am...I am going to march on to Funnk house, wearing my best attire and you cant do anything about Mr.Security man....while youre outside stopping people I'm going to be inside drunk and getting my way with the boys. |
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That'll do fine! |
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Excuse me madam? May I see your ID? |
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yay! *grabs a bud light and guzzles it down, immediatly spitting it out * fuck! this stuff is nasty! |
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Its your birthday tomorrow??? Hmmmmm....well just this once, I'll make an exception! This way....and please don't touch any of the silver! |
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Who likes pie? I have two cans of stella for you guys, dont drink it all! |
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Can you wipe up any spillages please! |
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fine...... |
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*Puts on mouse on mars* Lets get down to some glitch-hop! |
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good evening girls. may i offer you a bracing enema? oops there goes the dr peeper now.... |
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August 1 is my birthday.......thats a thursday, I think we're ahead of our days here. |
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*rings the feds for a laugh* |
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