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making a topic on one of the best shows ever. how many other people here like it anyways. post what your favorite episodes were or some quotes. i like when kramer said: "only once trust is established, then and only then will there be a free exchange of sex and discounts." george: "my whole life is a lie." "relationship george is killing independent george. worlds are colliding." jerry:"so what are you interested in?",george: "i like sports. maybe i could become a manager of a team." jerry: "well they tend do give these jobs to ex ballplayers." george:"well it doesnt even have to be manager maybe one of those announcers during the games, you know how I always make those interesting comments." jerry:"well they usually give those to people IN broadcasting." these arent word for word but what I remember so I could be off on them. post yours. |
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Seinfeld is currently on tour doing stand up and I have tickets for his Saturday performance in Vancouver :) |
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"oh I'm stressed" thats from when they switched apartments, the Kenny Roger's roasters episode. "kenny!" "bad chicken, mess you up!" |
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i saw seinfeld live already. it was so funny. too bad I forget most of the things he was talking about. |
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hey MachineofGod, I just noticed... Northeast Ohio residents, you and I... how frightening, someone within driving distance on the MB this whole time... |
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yeah, your the only person from ohio ive seen on here. thats cool. i know 4 or 5 people now in ohio that know afx. |
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I love seinfeld |
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hahaha we read all that and at the end "i love seinfeld" thats so funny Hore. My favorite episode was when they got lost in the garage. |
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my favourite episode is the black and white cookie episode : P i wish he would come out here id be buying tickets |
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jerry is my best friend :-) |
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Good show, too bad it's gone....or is it? |
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"so... my mother caught me" elaine: "what do you mean?" "you know..." jerry: "what?" "I was alone..." elaine: "nooooo!" "oh yes..." ;-) |
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my favourite quote though, would have to be the way jerry could say "hello.......newman" |
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hahhaha nice avatar!! perfect timing for this thread to show up....hahaha man im cracking up |
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I've seen every episode! Long-time fan! |
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hah yeah george, i like when you say: well i was alone and i was flipping the through allure(not sure on this) and one thing led to another. my mother came in and she saw me and almost fainted. Jerry: well did you zip up or help your mother?" george: "i zipped up, I didnt want it flopping around." hahaha |
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george is absolutely the star of the show, man. and i like their newyorkish accents shrinkage!!! |
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"We had a deal!" "He took it out." " That a teitlist? Hole in one." George was the greatest TV character of all time. |
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'i don't have the HAND' 'I GOT THE HAND!!!' |
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"I happen to dress based on mood." "But you essentially wear the same thing all the time." "Seemingly, but within that basic framework there are many subtle variations only discernible to an acute observer that reflect the many moods, the many shades, the many sides of George Costanza." "And what mood is this?" "This is morning mist." |
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oh my god zaphod :-p I think that quote is 100% correct... did you memorize it by heart? |
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i've seen one too many episodes. one too many. |
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hey george, the ocean called... they're running out of shrimp |
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and then when he's gone all the way back there, in another state if i remember correctly, just to make a clever come-back: "the jerk-store called, they're running out of you!" and the guy immediately replies: "So what? You're their mainselling item" :-p that episode was fantastic! |
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"Thats it! You're grounded!" "I figured you'd cruise, atleast through the spring." |
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That episode was great, but the Contest episode was the best. |
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"and from now one i will be know as..." Mr Kruger: "Coco the monkey!" "what? no!..." Everybody: "COCO COCO COCO" |
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I think the bookstore is the best one. Speaking of the rickshaw and who's going to pull it. "What about the homeless?" - Kramer "They do have an intimate knowledge of the street." - Newman "Always walking around the city, why not just strap something to them?" - Kramer |
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It was also great when Kramer had adopted a bit of highway! He took all the roadsigns away to jerry's house for cleaning ;-) And later on he painted away the white middle-lines :-p So as to create a luxureus (sp?) extra wide lane. That episode made me laugh so much me stocmach hurt :-D |
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oh man, I love this show so much. i want every 1 on a dvd. they should make an official dvd of all seasons. zaphod that one you typed on the morning mist is hilarious. george says the best stuff on that show. I like the one where Newman tries to bite Kramer because kramer was baked in the sun and he got flour all over him and newman told him to hold some parsely. then he tried to bite kramer. hah. I always laugh in the episode where newman in sitting in a chair and he pulls out a fork that he was sitting on. surrounded, your avatar is what made me start this topic anyways. i have a poster of george when he has the photographer take pictures of him in his underwear. im gonna get "the kramer" poster too. I also have seinfeld sounds for my computer. "Helllllloooo" for start windows, "Get out" for recycle bin and "Lalala" for exit. and some others im forgetting. |
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heh, my favorite quote is one time (maybe the first time) when Newman enters Jerry's apartment, and he says he's a postman... Jerry: "Isn't it true that postmen always go crazy and shoot every one?" (or something like that) Newman: "Sometimes!!" heh, the way Newman says that is so funny!!! :) Newman is probably my favorite character on there... he's hilarious, the way he laughs diabolically at the silliest things... :) |
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"I'm Cosmo Jerry!! COSMO KRAMER!!!" "Is it a Titelest? (sp?)" *George Nods* "Hole in one!!" :) |
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i've got one question: how many times has his god damned car been stolen? |
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also, if you like seinfeld, you should watch this show on hbo called curb your enthusiasm, it's written by larry david (same writer as seinfeld) and it's hilraiously twisted |
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OMG it WAS the BEST show on TV eveA!! i loved them all....can't pick a fav character, but i can say i have a signed script from the last show which i WON in a contest...tee hee. also i MET NEWMAN in Santa Fe w/his wife, he was soooo kind....i was tempted to say hellooooo NEWWMAN!! but i refrained...ahahha he was super nice and i told him i enjoyed his work and he was VERY gracious. ok....fav episodes ** the one where KRAMER puts his clothes in the pizza oven cos he likes WARM clothes. ** the one where KRAMER has to wear BOXERS and let his BOYS hang free..tee hee ** SOUP NAZI - i looked for the dood whilst in new york last fall..hehe ** the one where GEORGE's mum caught him 'TREATING HIS BODY LIKE AN AMUSEMENT PARK' ** the one where Jerry and George impersonated a White separatist and his assistant....HILARIOUS ** where Kramer was running a TALK SHOW outta his apartment maaaaaaaan i could go on and on....twas sooooo funny....i really miss it. i'm gonna have to see him LIVE SURROUND......great AVATAR....*pinches george's cheeks* *lucky me my BF is gonna copy all on CDR for me when he gets on his FAST connection at school* WOO HOO |
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Hey LeCoeur, "my name is george, i'm bald, i have no job, and i live with my parents ;-)" (that was from the show where george deceided to do the exact opposite of what his instincts told him to do ;-)) |
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I really like Newman as well... in fact I was browsing around for a Newman-pic for my avatar... But then i stumbled upon this picture of George, and i instantly had to laugh... he has such a typical look on his face that only george could have ;-) And i was reminded of how much i always liked george. |
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HAHAH......thats a great photo reminds me of the episode where NEWMAN gave JERRY fleas......ahhahaha and kramer couldn't taste his favourite peaches......awwwwwwww |
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kramer was MAD! I remember that flea-episode. When Jerry told Kramer no-one could enter his appartment and Kramer had just been reading elaine's manuscript in there for a couple of hours ;-) I also loved the episode where Kramer wanted to hide the keys to his safe somewhere in Jerry's house, and he choose al these really obvious places, and told Jerry he was being so childish for finding them ;-) And then the parrot ate it, LOL! I don't really need it on DVD (yet!), because there hasn't been a week so far when some tv-channel didn't show a re-run of it (at least over here in holland)... seriously.. i think it's been broadcasted at least once a week for the last couple of years... I love it :-) It's one of the few comedies that i could watch over and over, and that seem to get even better as you start to know them well |
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I would really like to have that poster of george in his underwear :-p And what's on the one of Kramer? Probably that painting the artist made of him, right? I'd also really like to have a recording of George's anwsering-machine-song! "george isn't home, where could he be?" hahaha! |
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Seinfeld is certainly one of the funniest television shows ever created. One of my favourite episodes is "The Jimmy". Where the guy refers to himself in the third person ("Jimmy loves the velvet fog!"). And Elaine wants to ask out this guy at the gym, and when Jimmy says "Jimmy wants to get to know you" she thinks he is talking about the guy she is interested in :) It's also the one where this guy thinks Kramer is mentally handicapped (he was wearing those special basketball shoes, and he had just come from the dentist so his speach was slurred and he was drolling). AND!! Jerry thinks his dentist is doing sexual things to him when he is gased =D I also love "The Gum". The one focused around the Alex Theater. I also love the one where Elaine hate's this germ fearing woman at work and she wipes her keyboard on her ass!!! LOL Oh I love this show so much. Almost too good to be true. |
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*drooling. I also forgot... Elaine hasn't been mentioned much if at all! I love her so much. I don't really have a favourite (I love them all) but if I had to choose I'd probably sway towards Elaine. "GET OUTTA HERE!!" I loved her in the sponge episode, where she is basically interviewing the guy to see if he is sponge worthy! "Alright, lets go", the deadpan way she says it, so good. |
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when i was in new york i took kramers reality tour, by the guy who kramers character was based on. he showed us all the places that they always show on the program. we saw the cafe, the hospital, and the soup nazi stand. and at the end we got pizza and snickers. |
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haha, the one where Kramer has the talk show in his apartment is hilarious!!! :) |
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surrounded, you can get the answering machine off the internet. my friend used that as his answering machine and just inserted his name instead. it was hilarious. and yeah the poster of kramer is the portrait jerrys girlfriend made in that 1 episode. you can get that poster and the george one on ebay. |
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"believe it or not, george isnt at home, please leave a message at the beep, i must be out but where could I be, believe it or not im not home." something along those lines. |
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That one was great! |
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i dont have cable so ive never seen curb your enthusiasm. isnt it off the air now? im gonna download them sometime from soulseek. |
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its almost seinfeld time so....bye be back sometime tomorrow |
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