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Once upon a time there was a mouse. His name was Greg. He had a sweet car. He drove real fast but always evaded the police and never got himself a ticket. He thought he was all real cool and hot but one day a new officer came into town. His name was Bob. Bob the Sargent. And this guy kicked anyone who disobeyed in jail. One day when Greg had it up to around 120 miles and hour, Bob who was at the side of the road sipping some coffee, saw Greg go by like a flash. Bob put on his siren and floored it. HE WAS BLOODY WELL ANGRY! |
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....it was a long chase, but Bob McBob eventually caught him... they really hit it off and they fell in love and got married. |
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...sorry Bob |
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So when Bob floored it and got Greg to pull over, Bob took out his mace and sprayed poor Greg in the face. Bob took Greg's arm and snapped it over his shoulder. Bob left Greg a mess on the street. Later that evening when Greg got his sense back, he went back to town and told the other officers what happened. They said they'd look into the matter. Greg got back in his car and turned up some Aphex Twin. The other officers came up to Bob and asked if he had attacked Greg. He said he didn't know. They said they'd find out. So they took him deep underground to a vat of boiling liquid steel. They dumped poor ol' Bob in that vat and Bob died that evening. Moral of the story: Play Aphex Twin really loud when you drive real fast. |
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T H E E N D *** credits scroll *** |
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I did put spaces in between - honest! |
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:O i am shocked and apaulled! this reminds me of that cop beating that black kid on the news everywhere.... id like to state for the record that I am not that bob! (im looking at You, princo!) |
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:-S |
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darn right your sorry! :D |
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