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World history. Even on the internet its boring. I Don't give a flying monkey wiener about Herzegovina you lousy twat of a webpage! *sighs* Does anyone know an ENTERTAINING world history webpage? Huh? Is that possible? Plllleeeaasseee help, fank you. *message ends here* |
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I think learning history is more boring on the internet than with a book. Go get yourself one of those good old history books! |
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book? whats a book? ive heard of these things....how do you operate them? |
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probably is. *dies* Can you recommend any in particular? |
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Herzegovina? Eh? |
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recommend a history book?????? |
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well, if sure. Any none school texts that were of particular benefit to you, that's what I assumed you meant. Hrmm.. Unless you were just speaking generally..hrmm.. damn. Oh well.. |
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Herodot: "History", anyone? |
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Bosnia-Herzegovina in the events leading up to the first world war. Look at this page: http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/FWWbosnia.htm Every link on there has its own history and sublinks to diverge into.. ARGH! HEADACHE! |
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draw silly faces on all of the text book's pictures of people! |
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I best stick to AJ's time travelers, this me confusesesesed. |
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Uhm, there is no History as such, just a lot of small histories. Thought you'd know that before going any further. |
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of course, and what we know as time is really slowing down and reversing and repeating itself all in due process and one day we'll all wake up with no faces. |
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Hmm, now that you mentioned it, there was something strange in the mirror this morning. |
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Fur or the lack of? Michael Jackson had his pubes attached to his chin, you can likewise borrow some of mine.. Its a jungle.. down.. there. |
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but is that gonna help u learn about the serbian sniper and all that? |
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I shave my balls, so I find this bragging of yours inappropriate. |
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Serbian Sniper? You're talking about Serbian Sniper, right? I understood you well, didn't I? Serbian Sniper that started the WWI, is that what we're talking about? |
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i wax mine. its really quite refreshing. |
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Pubes help ALL sorts of learning situations. If I was shown porn in between boring speeches by dead presidents, do you think I'd forget? HELL NO! Sure I'd have some serious problems later in life, namely seeing Lincoln’s face ever time I see a girl’s woo woo but who cares, I'd learn the stuff and that'd be good. I don't shave mine, are you nuts (puny ain't it?)? I'd be scratching for days if I SHAVED! I trim, not shave. You can therefore have some of said trimmings, when it turns harvest season. |
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No, shaving is the only acceptable option if you want your partner to eat them properly. Itch? Pih, are you a man or a mouse? Bob:you wax? It hurts, doesn't it? |
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it tickles a little but if u dont beleive me, feel free to experience it for yourself.... |
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A mouse. Mice don't have large amounts of ball hair do they? I've never looked *earnestly said*. But.. I don't.. want.. them..eaten.. I might need them. *slings them over shoulder* You know, later in life, for storage space.. I think its a personal preference for women that depends on the individual. Its like shaved women, some men HATE that, others love it. Some men say they don't want little girls, I'm indifferent but would rather not make a fuss. As for having MY things shaven well, girls could look at it the same way. "I don't want a little boy, so don't shave". *Shrugs* |
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so, who in the time of WW1 shaved/waxed/trimmed? |
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its not like its LITERALLY A huge jungle down there.. More like a petting zoo. |
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Mylittlesister: I don't know about world war one but as for world war 2... HITLER! Look at his toothbrush moustache man! He must have had matching pubes... |
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Hmm, no, I can't accept that, those more into hairy genitals are most likely the ones not wanting to eat. Fuck them. "I eat pussy for breakfast"!!!! In the time of wwI? Here? No one. |
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heavy petting zoo, eh? |
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Its not THAT bad, after all I trim. I wouldn't personally say its 'hairy'. *cough* But no itches for me either. While little scissors can't get as close as a blade, they work just as well in the end.. I guess.. Hrmm.. Petting zoo haha, I like my analogies today. |
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its not a jungle with an anaconda....its a petting zoo with a earthworm :) |
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How did this topic get from History to pubic hair anyway? *looks around accusingly* And how come my points never seem to amount to much. Its like.. they.. don't..gain.. at all.. strange. |
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Where are those moderators? |
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Pah, I'm going back to that Venetian Snares thread to abuse Murray a little more. |
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AH HEM bob! That's so.. *Cough* True. At least my earthworm can errmm.. regenerate itself if cut in two! YEAH! I'd like to see your anaconda do that! *mumbles* |
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Poke him in the eye for me Meho! |
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my anaconda is not for public display! its going back into its cage to sleep now.... |
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my earthworm doesn't need a cage! I can walk around without pants and people fail to notice. RAWK! |
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and then birds try to grab it...ive heard it all before :) |
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which "birds" are you talking about thoough? |
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Bob, wait, there's something in your eye, let me see *SMACK* |
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Not at all. What I do see, is walk up to people at parties and things and place it in their drinks to see if they care to notice. 99% of the time they don't and I get the satisfaction of crude pranking gone RIGHT! Also at other times during such parties when couples are on couches, or sitting down in place of similar comfort, smooching no doubt, I walk up behind them and carefully place it upon the girl's (preferably the girl's) shoulder. HAWHAW the guy fails to notice and they smooch with me RIGHT THERE! The fools! |
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ow! my retina! oh well i didnt really need it anyway |
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another incident involved a bowl of glowworms (or gummy worms). Explicit explanation is not needed, she reached for one and found it connected to me! Ohohohoho! The look on her face was worth the time in prison. |
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Punk: so, did you get "broken in" in prison, introduced to the wonderful world of male love. |
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Sure, They umbrella-ed me. For those with the faintest of inclinations as to what that sounds like, but are afraid to consider the possibilities... I say... you're quite right.. Its quite literal. I don't need to go into the details but basically; an umbrella is inserted and then opened. My bumhind since resembles that of the dude on that 'goatsex' webpage. |
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GIVE ME THE URL!!! GIVE ME THE URL!!!! |
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I.. I... forgot it. *Hangs head in one fell swoop* I'm getting away with MURDER here, in terms of graphic imagery at least. Shouldn't the moderators be staking me by now? Shouldn't this thread be dosed in holy water and then burned! |
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I'm trying to get this topic closed since someone mentioned Serbs but it seems everyone's asleep at the HQ. YO, BITCHES, LOOK WHAT WE ARE DOING TO THE BOARD!!! |
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http://www.goatse.cx/ I found it. Its pretty gross (obligatory forewarning). |
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WHAT'S THAT JAND DOING? HOW CAN HE LET THIS GO ON? IS THERE NO ONE BRAVE ENOUGH TO STAND UP AND STOP THIS DEPRAVITY? |
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