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offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-07-07 14:05 [#00300236]
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...books! I just can't read books...
they bore the shit out of me, and I hate it! I really would
like to sit down and enjoy a book, but i simply can't cuz i
feel it's boring. I can't read comics ether (besides the
AKIRA-comics which i totally dig, odd enough).

help me! ...or just call me names or something!


 

offline mccabe from fuck knows .......I`m lost !!! on 2002-07-07 14:11 [#00300237]
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read what i type...
names.....dave john ashley keith etc.etc.


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-07-07 14:13 [#00300238]
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shit man...I can't even read children books!
I tried to read Neuromancer and I reached about the point
where he gets fucked buy that sexy bug-eye lady in that
room....after that it simply lost any meaning for me....


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-07 14:15 [#00300239]
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Try:

'American Psycho' - Bret Easton Ellis
'The Beach' - Alex Garland
'The Gunslinger' - Stephen King
'The Burglar Diaries' - Danny King
'Fight Club' - Chuck Palahniuck
'The Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy' - Douglas Adams
'Red Dragon' - Thomas Harris

Um...

Someone else can recommend the intelligent stuff =oD


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-07-07 14:17 [#00300240]
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read some Enid Blyton!


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-07-07 14:17 [#00300241]
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I don't think books that have been filmed do it for me if i
allready saw the movie, so Fight Club and American Psycho
must wait...'The Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy' sounds
good =)


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-07-07 14:17 [#00300242]
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what...the four kids and that shitty ol' dog?


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-07-07 14:37 [#00300243]
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yeah book are kinda shitty, i cant think of anyway to make
book exciting...
i was forced to read them in school and hated it.



 

offline ecnadniarb on 2002-07-07 15:29 [#00300265]
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Set fire to the book and throw it at someone you hate. That
would make it exciting.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-07-07 15:31 [#00300267]
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good idea!!
ahhh heres one....."holy bible" that'll do..



 

offline Laserbeak from Netherlands, The on 2002-07-07 15:40 [#00300272]
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I also never read books with big stories. All the words
start to float if I stare into a book for too long. The
information just isn't recorded in my brain somehow.

Yes, I also had to read books for school, it was
terrible.... But it's not just books, I can't concentrate on
a lot of things anymore since about 5 years.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2002-07-07 15:46 [#00300277]
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had too much dutch grass laserbeak?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-07-07 16:19 [#00300291]
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i see you've read em already ;P


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-07-07 16:23 [#00300293]
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hehehe... he's got ya there junky ;)


 

offline Laserbeak from Netherlands, The on 2002-07-07 16:30 [#00300296]
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Hehe, speaking out of personal experience JAroen?


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2002-07-07 16:33 [#00300297]
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I was exactly like that, couldent read anything, but then
Jar the wonderfull MADE me read American Psycho !!

I just couldent put it down !!

Give it a go, it's short and realy easy to read.


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-07-07 16:46 [#00300305]
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Burn math books! I hate math but love literature! But they
assign crap at school, loads of tripe shite on booklists its
no wonder kids can't get into books.. SHIT!

So I get my own.


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-07-07 16:50 [#00300307]
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Hrmm.. I'm reading Edgar Allan poe, all of his work, at the
moment..but..err.. I wouldn't recommend that if you hate
books, err, it could be daunting.

Hrmm.. the first REAL book I ever truly loved of my own
accord was Great expectations by dickens, but of course
tastes vary so, its hard to assign books. Hrmm.. Try reading
"A farewell to arms", its pretty short and in terse, short
prose. Highly addictive, but some people get confundled by
sentence structure when prose is involved.. oh well, that's
what libraries are for, you won't be wasting any money and
so forth. Go to the library.



 

offline Tasos from Athens (Greece) on 2002-07-07 17:28 [#00300350]
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Junktion, you're just young. very young.


 

offline Dozier from United States on 2002-07-07 17:32 [#00300354]
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Read Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy! You'll like it. And
if you don't, there's something wrong with you.

I'm just kidding.. but really, give HGTTG a try.


 

offline Aaladorn from Hull (United States) on 2002-07-07 18:39 [#00300394]
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The main reason I don't like to read books is because I get
cramps in my neck if I read for too long at one sitting.

I like reading stuff on the computer much better...


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-07-07 18:46 [#00300399]
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yeah hitchhikers giude....i cant read books either, but i
read that one...but thats just coz i saw it on tv first :)

its a great book!


 

offline wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2002-07-07 18:55 [#00300403]
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i always have trouble getting through books too...right now
im still in the early chapers of 2001 a space odyssey
(havent read any of it for a year) and the time machine(this
is not a long book...) and im trying to start naked
lunch...

the few books i had no trouble at all getting through were a
clockwork orange and the hitchikers guide...which i read in
like 2 days...thats a record for me..


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-07-07 19:44 [#00300435]
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Blargh, naked lunch. A clockwork orange is good but 1984 and
animal farm are superior to both the former.

Young my bumhind, I'm younger then junki, I’d bet.

I used to loathe books too, I wasn't the type to read at age
12 and all that, I attributed it all to not having enough
time and such (and I think I'm a pretty slow reader
actually). I have plenty of time now so, reading it is.



 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-07-07 19:48 [#00300438]
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Hitchhikker's is a classic along with the Red Dwarf series
if you're into that vein of things.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-07-07 19:50 [#00300440]
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yeah i read all the red dwarf books too....they both carry
on where the tv series left off


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-07-07 19:51 [#00300442]
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I know EXACTLY what you mean...

Dozier-> i'll check it out then =)


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2002-07-07 19:53 [#00300444]
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i have a really hard time getting into books too...

but the ones that I got sucked into immediatly are the
hobbit and lord of the rings

fucking great, and really holds you


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-07-07 19:56 [#00300447]
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Really? The hobbit held me but the lord of the rings short
of had be drifting. I wasn't reading them nearly as fast and
would have long breaks between each book. Hrmm.. My
attention especially wandered during his description of
places, but that happens a lot with me.

Where the tv series left off bob? I thought the books came
first and the tv show came later?


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-07-07 19:57 [#00300448]
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short=sort.

That's what I get for err.. having tired eyes.


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2002-07-07 19:57 [#00300449]
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well yes... the descriptions were kinda boring...

but i read all 4 books in les then a month


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-07-07 20:03 [#00300456]
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Wee! I didn't. I wbobled around them. It wasn't that they
were sesquipedalian (nice ironic word) but that's just how I
spaced them out in my mind. Oh, I think I was consumed by
guitar lessons as well and school and such.


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2002-07-07 20:05 [#00300457]
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well.... we were moving at the time... we didnt have
furniture for about 2 weeks...

so thats all i had.... hehe


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-07-07 20:05 [#00300459]
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red dwarf- the tv show definatelly came first

hitchhikers- the radio show came first, then book then
tv....but the book had a lot more in it, there are 5 books
and the tv show covers just the 1st and 2nd books


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-07-07 20:08 [#00300464]
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When reading a book you sometimes must push yourself forward
even if its hard until you reach that point where you really
want to know and care about what is going to happen.
It is harder to get into a book then a movie because you are
doing half the job with your brain.

A book is a dinner you have to make yourself whilst a movie
is a dinner made for you by a chef and carried out by
servants =)
In really bad movies you even have a servant cutting up the
meat and feading you like a baby.


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-07-07 20:14 [#00300472]
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The same could be said about red dwarf (as with most books),
it had more in it, and I think the series of books far
extended those of the tv shows didn't they?

What was that Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett collaboration-
Good omens? Yes, that was it. I don't care much for Terry
but that book proved interesting with Gaiman's involvement.
I read parts of it on loan to me for the duration of an
English class (years past) along with his recommendation of
course.



 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-07-07 20:19 [#00300481]
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Yeah, FORCE feeding you. I suppose you could walk out but
who hasn't sat through a bad tv show for apathetic
reasoning?


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-07-22 06:56 [#00319242]
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i can relate, i'm reading dante's "the inferno" (part 1 of
the divine comedy) and it's been dragging big time. i
started it in may, didn't know the whole thing was a fucking
poem (i just knew its great reputation and the fact that
it's a JOURNEY THROUGH HELL - cool!) and i was never in the
mood to pick it up. but i finally got into it a few days ago
and i read 50 pages friday and another 20 last night. i have
about 30 pages left, i can finish it any time i like. i
prefer chaucer's style (canterbury tales) but this is quite
good too. next i'm picking something much easier, like
'survivor' by chuck pahlaniuk or 'fear and loathing in las
vegas' by hunter s. thompson.


 

offline Clic on 2002-07-22 07:10 [#00319265]
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Yeah, definitely get Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. That's
a trip and a half. I'm really digging those Akira novels
too.


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-07-22 07:40 [#00319316]
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i LOVE to read......everything from comic's ( i like the old
horror comic's best and tales from the crypt) and various
history books, classics and murder mysteries!

i do find tho....that i can lose interest in some books cos
i'm not in the mood to read it and i start something else. i
usually am reading 2-3 different books at once.

right now i'm reading about ancient
mysteries.....fascinating stuff .... =0)

keep at it tho.....reading is enriching. just find something
that holds your interest.....you'll prolly finish it! =0)


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-07-22 08:08 [#00319365]
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i got you a 10 year old "u-comix" from germany btw. i
shoulda picked up more, they were so cheap. i didn't know
how entertaining they were. i'm keeping one of the 2 i
bought for myself, but i'll let you borrow that one too.


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-07-22 08:11 [#00319370]
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i'll let you borrow mine if i can borrow
yours........ehhehehe =0)

AWESOME......germany has so many cool things.....makes a
list for my pal
DANIEL-SON! =0)


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-07-22 08:28 [#00319409]
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i bought it off a street vender in berlin, it was a flea
market in front of a university. i've already read both
comics :) did you read the emails i sent you a couple hours
ago?


 


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