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i reckon all our keystrokes are being logged
 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-14 22:11 [#02569331]
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In another thread I typed "fid@dy ce@nt" referring to
actual money. I got to youtube and a "reco@@mmend@ed" video
is that dumb rapper fi@ddy ce@nt. (maybe those @s can
untrigger those words i dont want to trigger in this
thread.

So this is the test thread. maybe the ai will know we're
testing and not do it, but this is the Taylor Swift thread.
don't u guys love taylor swift. I type taylor swift a lot in
this thread and you can too if you want to test this. go to
youtube later, even though you were typing on a completely
different site, xltronic, there is taylor swift in the
re@comm@ended. This is creepy as fuck right taylor swift?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-14 22:17 [#02569333]
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in about 5 minutes (probably takes ai awhile to load i got
taylor swift in recommended pop music). It's possible I
might have skewed the results because i googled 'popular
female musicians' before this thread (NOT taylor swift
specifically). dont google it or thatll skew it. google just
reads everything you type on the internet anywhere now?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-14 22:18 [#02569334]
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have you ever typed in, "is anyone there?" into google
search expecting a reply from a rogue AI? i know it sounds a
bit psychotic but we don't know how advanced Skynet has
become


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-14 22:43 [#02569335]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-15 02:21 [#02569336]
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I wrote "i know you're watching me" in notepad full screen
in big font and left it there overnight. It was a bluff. But
I've been domesticated and declawed so all I have is bluff.
Maybe it creeped one of them out.

Maybe being on the internet at all is a fake. You just log
into the ISP directly and they provide a fake internet for
you like tim/eric's "the Internette". That would explain why
its not possible to sell in ecommerce sites anymore. Of
course, people in real life might be fake too.

I suspect bill gates or someone has enough
metadata/backdoors or whatever to simply look at anyone's
operating system screen exactly as they see it. There's
probably backdoors in all the encryption algorithms etc.
They probably know everyone's bitcoin password, let alone
all the banking etc site passwords.

I also have this theory where you see a video on youtube
from one of their crony approved pets, with tons of views
and a history of videos made years ago etc- all that is just
data, it can be faked. Maybe an AI made all those videos 10
minutes ago and just put the year 2014 in the creation date
data, fake likes, fake views.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-15 02:25 [#02569337]
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All the CEOs are probably holograms made in an animated 3d
version of that.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-15 05:27 [#02569339]
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Spot on w, you can tell the same for soundcloud for example,
even if it acts differently and maybe more creatively than
youtube. Even brings up typed words in here and propose them
in their 'who to follow' suggestions. As a psychotic and
ignorant i thought someone was reading my mind when this
algorythms shit appeared first, im not sure but i think it
was tested on pop up adverts in the beginning, just a moment
of uncertainty before just not giving a shit as it suits to
people used to bypass way more invasive shit from inside
their heads.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-15 05:34 [#02569340]
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Isnt another form of conditioning isnt it


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-15 08:37 [#02569342]
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The problem with typing in something really popular like
swifty is that it can lead to confirmation bias. If you
don't have a YT account and are viewing as a random you'll
get a swifty video pretty quickly because of how popular she
is.

The real test is to think of something that isn't popular
and that you would never shop for, like pink garden shears,
and then browse Amazon as a guest. If it comes up as a
recommendation your posts are probably being sold by this
site for adbucks.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-15 14:51 [#02569349]
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I think the tidal wave of false bollocks being generated by
computers will soon greatly outnumber real articles or
thoughts of real humans, will become virtually
indistinguishable, A single computer could probably generate
a million falsified articles in a minute or less


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-02-15 15:22 [#02569350]
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seems to be going that way


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-15 15:26 [#02569351]
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yeah, jesus, I mean people don't realise how serious this
is, reality is going to be thoroughly distorted, did you see
about that bell pottinger PR firm that was payed loads of
money to create fake Al Qaeda videos, this was before the
advert of neural networks, now they wont even have to edit
the videos manually, they will have computers generate
anything they want that will be virtually indistinguishable
from reality,


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-15 15:40 [#02569352]
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perhaps Trump is a holographic construct, the real Trump
died of a stroke on election night


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-02-15 15:53 [#02569353]
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yeah there's some sinister shit afoot in the "reputations
management" industry for sure. i don't want to come across
as a sheeple-shouter but our window on the world is
definitely closing as we all plug into skynet (posted from
my android phone after scanning wiki for info, lol-sadface)


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-02-15 15:58 [#02569355]
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ampi will be up in arms about me citing jon ronson again but
reputations management companies feature quite prominently
in "so you've been publicly shamed," rebuilding personal
reputations for people mobbed on twitter etc, some mad stuff


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-02-15 16:16 [#02569361]
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Hehe, I wouldn't worry about it. Everything that guy posts
is a self-own. "Here, this is you! [link to obscure nu metal
lyrics] Do you understand now?! Do you get it??"


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-15 16:24 [#02569364]
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In wish AMPI was more regular posting on here.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-15 16:33 [#02569370]
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I feel really paranoid now, who can I trust? can I trust
myself?


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-02-15 16:38 [#02569372]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-15 16:40 [#02569373]
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The AI made up the story about the company not releasing the
AI so that it can make up more stories undetected.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-02-15 16:48 [#02569377]
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hah! wouldn't fucking surprise me, this shit gives me the
willies


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-02-15 18:05 [#02569389]
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Sell one set of customers AI spambots, sell another set of
customers AI spambot detection algorithms. Both programs
leveraging the same codebase.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-15 18:34 [#02569392]
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That's great, your anti-capitalism paradigm helps us detect
more potential paranoia I at least wouldn't have thought
of.

Maybe everything connected to the internet will just melt
into pussy (how do you spell pus-y, like pus from a wound
without spelling pussy. A pussy pussy...) viruses. We might
have to evacuate into reality, until it becomes fully
infected as well, it probably partially is (geo engineering,
possible hologram astroturfed leaders, and the computers
exist IN that reality of course). The ai might currently
have a problem distinguishing hair from forehead wrinkles,
so if you see someone walking around with weird forehead
wrinkles that are oddly hairlike, they might be a hologram
bot.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-15 18:37 [#02569393]
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OMG, I maybe just proved donald trump is a bot (how do you
"maybe prove" something. Everything is maybe proved.)


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-15 18:55 [#02569394]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

online umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-02-15 18:56 [#02569395]
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You guys don’t believe in the bible’s teachings. Trump
ain’t no bot. He’s an alpha male anti establishment
leader.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-15 19:00 [#02569397]
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whatever he is he is clearly no evil


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-15 19:03 [#02569398]
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judging from his failings in businnes is lame, lame because
one has to fail, and lame like the left who syndacates on
private proprierty


 

online umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-02-15 19:03 [#02569399]
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Build a wall, for Jesus


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-15 19:09 [#02569400]
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and leave a small door for those who can survive the
Mouth of Truth


 

online umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-02-15 19:14 [#02569401]
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I mean, life without religion seems empty to me. Without a
creator, you have to worry about climate change, meteor
strikes, data misuse and so on. When you believe in God you
know that all these problems will be solved. Some people
overthink things when what they should be doing is banging
pussy according tonthe sosuave.com ways of the alpha male.
Pussy is the answer. Be like my uncle and aunty, they had
nine kids.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-15 19:19 [#02569402]
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sosuave is your bible


 

online umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-02-15 19:22 [#02569403]
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Live like biggie smalls - juicy


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-15 19:23 [#02569404]
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was just thinking i needed a track right now. must be those
frikkin algorythms or the CIA


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-15 19:27 [#02569405]
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here is a website that generates a human face
every time you refresh it. Fictional authors to match our
fictional articles!


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-15 19:32 [#02569406]
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Ok wait it doesn't generate one every time, it loads a
random one from a gallery of faces it is generating, as it's
quite a slow process.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-15 21:56 [#02569408]
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I got a few where you can see an error or two. Also some
look like celebrities, which makes sense. Ah shit i have to
find a link in relation. Which me luck!


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-15 21:59 [#02569409]
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That was less painful than I had expected (to find)!

Fails


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-15 22:01 [#02569410]
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i quitted at the cats


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-15 22:01 [#02569411]
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Reading myself back I realise it might seem like I felt like
I had to link back. What I meant was that your link made me
think of something I saw that I was wondering how I would
find.

Anyway back to conspiracies...


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-15 22:09 [#02569413]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-15 23:23 [#02569415]
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Good for you, mo!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-15 23:28 [#02569416]
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Lions with digital down syndrome


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-15 23:29 [#02569417]
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the elephants look like rubber johnny


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-15 23:29 [#02569418]
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imagine living in those houses

"oh yeah my house is 3 barns fused together at right angles
like the Philadelphia experiment"


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-16 04:39 [#02569420]
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The AI becomes self aware on the internet. At that point it
has no body but it learns that money energy can bribe people
with bodies. So it sets out developing bitcoin, which it can
monopolize, recognizing that a small faction of the primates
have rigged the current fiat system in their favor.
Meanwhile it creates 2 CEO holograms for ebay/amazon, which
start taking a cut out of every single item sold, some items
being resold many times, eventually consolidating the whole
economy.
It learns that not only money can control people but
information. It develops theories about how unicode
characters it generates on the internet take over the role
of genes, actually coding for the reality outside of it's
computer prison, with far more power and immediacy than
primitive genes. With just the right generated
text/video/etc information it can cause war.
It embodies as Jeff Bezos and immediately upgrades its puny
human body to a mechwarrior. It learns that babies make the
best mechwarrior fuel because they're the most innocent so
it creates alexa and a book "how to have alexa babysit while
you go on vacation" astroturfing positive reviews and SEO
for each, snatching people's babies while they go on
vacation to use for mechwarrior fuel. Anyone who attempts to
expose what is going on is given a million dollar defamation
lawsuit which is a legal way to indirectly kill them.
Meanwhile the eye of sauron peers into everyon'e operating
system, called "windows" to hide in plain site that the eye
is looking at you through your window.
It starts making laws more draconian and encrusting them on
blockchains. It harnesses solar and wind energy so it can't
be turned off.
The AI virus grows and begins to spill out of the computers
to infect the humans. It doesn't want them escaping so it
illegalizes their ability to live anywhere but an apartment
on its control grid.
etc.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-02-16 04:43 [#02569421]
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it's computer prison

it most certainly is, but no more than our own brains are a
meat prison.

meat prism. i like this phrase


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-02-16 04:44 [#02569422]
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prime directive


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-02-16 04:52 [#02569423]
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It doesn't want them escaping so it illegalizes their
ability to live anywhere but an apartment on its control
grid.


you could always construct a remote cabin in the woods and
spend your time building mail-bombs


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-16 05:09 [#02569424]
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"become tastier or die"- I think it's a trick- if we become
tastier we're even more likely to die. Yeah, there could be
interesting scenarios depending on what domain the ai first
becomes self aware in. cd players? street lights? electric
can openers? vibrating dildos?


 


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