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Here is some advice. 1: Let the woman talk. That is good news for shy men. Just ask question from time to time and build rapport. 2: Don't try to hold a lecture in front of a woman. Women hate that. Facts aren't that important to them. 3: Women aren't that interested in hierachies. So don't brag. 4: Women and men are diffrent. Every conversation between a woman and a man is an intercultural conversation. So it is helpful for both women and men to be aware of this fact and change accordingly. |
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monoid's manual for talking to women... hehe. I say "JUST BE YOURSELF" If the girl isn't happy with that, then it's not worth it |
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Fuck off with your advise |
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Here is some better advice. 1. You know the pull my finger gag? Yea, the one where you make someone pull your finger and you fart, chicks dig that. Before a date make sure that you eat beans. 2. Always tell a girl that she could do better with her appearance, ask her if she got dressed in the dark. 3. When she orders food in a restaurant suggest a lower calorie alternative. 4. Shouting and storming away from her will leave her with a sense of mystery. |
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great advise..women love that. |
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"Women ? Peace of cake !" by Monoid |
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thanks for the advice m8 i will put it into practice, the day xltronic freezes over |
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ps - kill yourself |
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It is funny to see you manlets frothing. |
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I can never be fully myself, there is always my social identity talking out of me. |
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I'm surprised this is not a Clark672010 spambot topic. |
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All women talk and want to be spoken to differently |
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part one was funnier |
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Monoid learn to market yourself effectively. This might be of some help to you Remember... you are available. |
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What the fuck do you want to talk to them for? It's easy getting them to talk, shout or scream...it how to effectively nullify the sounds eminating from their mouths that is the difficult part. Tip: Once you have ripped her knickers off stuff them in her mouth to stifle the sound. |
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In our culture of rape, these sexist jokes are deemed funny. |
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don't tell them you have money or own your own business you'll never get rip of them. |
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Monoid try this the next time you are presented with a situation that requires talking with a woman Walk up to her and say guess what I'm available! |
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Yeah, i am really easy to get. I am also open for anything like affaire and stuff like that. |
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Now you're getting somewhere. A business card will be helpful as well. Don't forget to include some tantalizing info about Monoid on the card. |
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1: Let the woman talk. Stare at b00bs 2: Don't try to hold a lecture in front of a woman. She does not want to listen to your angst ridden opinions on Schopenhauer. 3: Women arehopefully not interested in hierachies. So don't brag. Cuz...what do you have to brag about? 4: Women and men are diffrent, and this will not end well. You should probably go for a pro. |
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3: My cawk |
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fart really loud and don't say shit. |
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If you're already at the point of having a "how to" then you're over thinking talking to women, a simple conversation is just as easy as talking about the weather or anything really. But if you're trying to date women then that's different, that puts the conversation in a different light. There is affection at the base, that makes me (maybe you?) Scrutinize what is said. Affection and all that is a tough nut to crack. Women like men who make the first move, that's just how it is. |
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you will and for good reason die a virgin |
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I really don't know if thats how it is. It is just a part of the male role model to be more 'aggressive'. To be honest, i'd love to be more passive, I don't want to talk all the time, I am fine finding out more about her, and i think there are also women out there who don't want to listen all the time. But society puts us in these stupid roles. |
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no, you put yourself in that stupid role. and you do it oh so well. |
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I try to change my conversational style, especially with women. I try to incoperate a more 'therapeutic' style, without trying to act like a therapist or a 'nice guy'. I just talk about personal things. But maybe this is not the right way... |
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where do you meet women? at work only? maybe you should get some hobbies, find new places to feel comfortable that offers the opportunity to meet women. a club might not be the best place for you: annoying light, music, smoke, people. are you living in a big city? there might be some meet ups for people with your interest in politics, music, psychology, cinema, etc. like even going to a theater group just to get out of yourself, for example. you could even help them as a technician if you're better at that. that would also help you to forget a bit about your job problems. you should google for interest-groups in your area. good luck! |
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best thing to do is an activity which other men are not into, like knitting, sowing, pottery etc so you can limit the competition. Perhaps in a church, those types of girls are even more sexual than normal girls! so you can easily get one! Or You just have to hang around at the gates of a womens prison, right, then you wait until one is let out and offer her a lift into town, and just take things from there! |
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Do you desire to lick a man's ass, or a goat's, or are those particular algorithms not programmed into your brain by evolution? When you look at yourself through the 3rd person, you can see that the pursuit of woman ass is just as absurd and disgusting, and this activity is one of god's hilarious comedies. Then if you ever manage to make a goal, you're punished with a baby that pops out, thus making a new person who has to in turn engage in this ridiculous activity when he/she grows up. The ones who never reproduce are freed from the prison of endlessly replicating DNA. Human brains are pretty stupid so just trick it with porn. |
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can you post a picture of yourself so we can see if you have any change scoring a human female?...maybe your goals are not realistic and we have to change them.. |
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Monoid now that you've started to market yourself. add a little excitement to your identity don't be afraid to show off your assets These might be a good indicator of just how excited you are to be on the market |
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i think there are also women out there who don't want to listen all the time I can assure you there are - and many of them live in Europe. Some of them even in your neighbourhood ! Good luck |
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now reading: "The Pursuit Of Woman Ass" by \/\/./\/\.\/\/. |
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can't wait for pt. 3 |
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Part 3 will be about women and electronic music. It is a shame that women don't like this musical genre. |
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hahaha.. wTF man. I haven't to xlt in 5 years and I come back to see a topic about talking to women and 25 post long topic on pearl jam. what?! |
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i hope there is more humor to all of this than im initially grasping. |
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The fact that there isn't. And that's about it, really. |
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So what do you think. Do i look good? Crazone post your opinion. |
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No worries, my gf says you look allright, you're not her type but you might have chances, just don't aim to high. |
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you don't have any changes with my gf ofcourse.. |
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lol |
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Don't worry. I work my way around the intuition of every women. Needs a bit time, the right attitude and words. |
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you will get there |
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ive never heard someone put it like that before... work my way around a womans intuition, that assumes you cause them to have a bad feeling from you lol. |
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