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offline RussellDust on 2010-03-16 21:43 [#02372054]
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hee hee!


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-16 21:51 [#02372055]
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"The accused got to his feet and was standing over the
police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her
face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting
struck."


He's got a truncheon in his trousers.


 

offline Terence Hill from Germany on 2010-03-16 21:54 [#02372056]
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female police officer: "okay Sir, you are sitting on your
couch in underwear, drunk. i will now bend over and have a
closer look, bringin my face approximately in waist
height."

seconds later

"O PENIS!!!!"

?



 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2010-03-16 22:06 [#02372057]
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One thing is certain, either he is a giant or she is a
dwarf.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-16 23:11 [#02372061]
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"He can't remember anything but accepts that if that's what
the police say then that's what happened."

Oh yeah, that's always the best way...


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-17 00:43 [#02372064]
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i'm sure the police are trained to block such an attack


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2010-03-17 00:56 [#02372067]
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throw this man in a penile colony


 

offline freqy on 2010-03-18 11:22 [#02372254]
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april fool. your on candid camera ...yeah : )



 


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